Robbed at swordpoint by a crossdressing live action roleplayer having an identity crisis
This may not be IT related; but seriously, WTF?
I'd plead insanity too...
...were I the shop clerk on duty at the time. It's one of those "gotta lay off the coffee" moments.
At least he picked a good game to go insane with: Shadowrun is the best RPG ever made!
So when you get home, just what answer do you give to "so what happened at work today?"
As for the nut case in question - if you're messed up in the head enough that you need regular appointments with a shrink, taking up a hobby where you pretend to be an elf may not be the wisest of ideas...
If I had a nickel for everytime I was robbed at swordpoint by a crossdressing live action roleplayer...