Nobody shares Drunk better than this.
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This seems like a good idea. I'm pretty sure everyone knows about @lucas1's drunken ramblings. I CBA to hunt down different Threads where he gets drunk and hurls abuses at people.
So @lucas1 , Please be kind as to drop in here and post anything you want.
Thanks in advance.
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I CBA to hunt down different Threads where he gets drunk and hurls abuses at people.
Psst!
https://what.thedailywtf.com/user/lucas1/topics
Filed under: You didn't get that from me
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I may be back in this thread in about 6 or 7 hours.
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@boomzilla
So I'm here a bit too soon ...
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I'm not as @index as you drunk I am!
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So, what's going on in this topic? I suddenly remembered it, for some reason.
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@stillwater I don't always. I do it to people who are obvious cunts.
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@clatter said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
So, what's going on in this topic? I suddenly remembered it, for some reason.
I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@lucas1 said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@stillwater I don't always. I do it to people who are obvious cunts.
Wow, that's four months ago already?
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@lucas1 Remember, if you want to get rid of @lucas1, just get him in front of a mirror.
Filed Under: If you don't want to go amongst cunty people, you're in the wrong place. We're all cunts here.
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@ScholRLEA said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
We're all cunts here.
Some cunts are more equal.
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@Lorne-Kates said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@ScholRLEA said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
We're all cunts here.
Some cunts are more equal.
Like @tufty, that fucking cunt.
(I have no idea, I just know that was his long name or something)
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Holy crap! I just realized @tufty'a avatar still animates on his profile page!
Not like in posts though...Oh wait, what? When did gif avatars get re-enabled?!?! ZOMG!
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@Tsaukpaetra his swirly lemon thing was always there for me
Yes, go ahead and post that to the quotes thread.
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@bb36e said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Yes, go ahead and post that to the quotes thread.
Permission? Ok!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Oh wait, what? When did gif avatars get re-enabled?!?!
IIRC, he uploaded his when they were enabled and he hasn't been forced to change it because any replacement is likely to be muhc worse
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@Jaloopa Uploading a GIF with the file extension changed to
.png
also worked for a while...
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This thread is not progressing as good as I expected. Where did it go wrong ?
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
This thread is not progressing as good as I expected. Where did it go wrong ?
Well he did kinda disappear for a bit.
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@lucas1 said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
people who are obvious cunts
naah NAAAAAAH naaah yer a mate yer me besh mate AAAAHH HAAA HAAA
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Where did it go wrong ?
You expected us to pay for our own booze
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Well he better start getting drunk soon or I'll have to take over lucas's job
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God! This is why drunk people are not reliable. unfuckingbelievable.
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@lucas1 said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I don't always. I do it to people who are obvious cunts.
@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
drunken ramblings
Is that what's going on?
It never occurred to me that some of you might be... wasted.
considers actually getting drunk on here and posting... I wonder if I'd make more sense...
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@NeighborhoodButcher said in Why my friend had to retake his C++ course with a different professor:
Don't you just love the situatuins where someone has zero experience in some ragard but posts like an expert? I'm drunk now so I'll allow myslef this - blaky - your a piece of shit idiot and you know shit. go kill yourself,m because you are shit. Or get a clue and THEN post.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
considers actually getting drunk on here and posting... I wonder if I'd make more sense...
I guess you'll have to do that… For science!
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@asdf I mean, he probably wouldn't make less sense... :)
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@stillwater said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
This thread is not progressing as good as I expected. Where did it go wrong ?
Sorry...the other night when I said I'd be back later? Yeah...I spent that time in the welfare thread.
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@boomzilla Can you please point me towards the thread you're talking about ?
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@boomzilla said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I spent that time in the welfare thread
I'm sick of having to spend my valuable time supporting you, you bum.
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@flabdablet said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I'm sick of having to spend my valuable time supporting you, you bum.
Maybe if you didn't have nationalized health care you could find a doctor who could fix that for you.
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I mean, if you want me to drunkpost just let me know, I figure I'd better steer clear since I'll get into fights I don't' plan to finish and piss people off XD That or overshare
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@Yamikuronue Drunkreading might be more entertaining...
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I mean, if you want me to drunkpost just let me know
@Yamikuronue Please please do. I implore youuuuuuu.Plees!
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@Lorne-Kates said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@ScholRLEA said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
We're all cunts here.
Some cunts are more equal.
Four cunts good, two cunts...better!
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When I post drunk, I usually end up arguing with @boomzilla in one of the threads. Figuring out which of my posts in those threads were written while sober and which ones were the result of too much alcohol is left as an exercise to the reader.
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@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
considers actually getting drunk on here and posting... I wonder if I'd make more sense...
I guess you'll have to do that… For science!
Well, last time I got drunk, I commented on how the room seemed to get bigger and then laughed at a wall-mounted flat-panel TV.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Well, last time I got drunk, I commented on how the room seemed to get bigger and then laughed at a wall-mounted flat-panel TV.
Now I know who stole my absinthe.
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@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
When I post drunk
Oh... god.... you're all doing it.
You know, my wife asked me why I argue with you guys so much, saying that you're probably all teenagers.... :P
But... drunk old guys are just as good a substitute.
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@xaade ..drunk or high? I got high one time on accident, and realized what happened while struggling to articulate to @cloak15 that the wall was like.... really, REALLY white... like, unbelievably white... it was amazing, I was fascinated.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@xaade ..drunk or high? I got high one time on accident, and realized what happened while struggling to articulate to @cloak15 that the wall was like.... really, REALLY white... like, unbelievably white... it was amazing, I was fascinated.
I act high when I'm drunk.
I think my manic side goes into overdrive.
I do the same thing when I'm really tired, too.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
You know, my wife asked me why I argue with you guys so much, saying that you're probably all teenagers....
But... drunk old guys are just as good a substitute.Most of the time, I'm sober, even when I'm arguing with you. I don't need to be drunk to stubbornly disagree with and/or troll you. ;)
@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
I got high one time on accident
That's how the best stories start.
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@asdf This one's pretty lame: I enjoyed it, but since I don't have a medical marijuana card yet, I haven't had much chance to experiment since.
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@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Well, last time I got drunk, I commented on how the room seemed to get bigger and then laughed at a wall-mounted flat-panel TV.
Now I know who stole my absinthe.
No... that's just half a glass of wine.
It takes hardly anything for me.
I know exactly when I'm buzzed, but after that I have no clue how drunk I am. So, I know when not to get in a car.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
since I don't have a medical marijuana card yet
Just say you have back pain.
And that's exactly why limiting marijuana to medical use will do shit-all.
I can walk in on any given day, and convince a doctor that I want to chop my leg off. I'm being totally honest, of course, but I get some pretty amazing meds for the act. (It helps to have an X-Ray showing a collapsed disk).
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@asdf said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
troll you.
Despite how hard I can troll, I'm pretty gullible.
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@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Just say you have back pain.
Oh, I legitimately have a condition that qualifies due to chronic pain, I just haven't been prescribed it yet.
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@Yamikuronue said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
@xaade said in Nobody shares Drunk better than this.:
Just say you have back pain.
Oh, I legitimately have a condition that qualifies due to chronic pain, I just haven't been prescribed it yet.
I don't know if you have a large immigrant population, but those guys can get a letter from two doctors, within 12 hours, claiming work injury for a piece of grass in the eye.
It's like the white rabbit in the Matrix... follow it.