Quotes Out of Context



  • @anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:

    @timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:

    @hardwaregeek said :

    I have no clean underwear

    And now we know why!

    Ew! My near-OCD approach to personal hygiene says, NO!



  • @hardwaregeek said:

    Ew! My near-OCD approach to personal hygiene says, NO!

    The worst thing about posting in the Quotes Out of Context thread is then when you get mentioned in the Quotes Out of Context thread you're not sure whether they're quoting you out of context or just replying to your post there. 😕



  • @anotherusername said:

    quoting you out of context or just replying to your post there

    WhyNotBoth?



  • @luhmann hey, that was my joke -- give it back! 🍊





  • An incredibly spoiled rich kid who was no longer quite so incredibly rich but still incredibly spoiled:

    I was adding ‘instant coffee’ to my list of oxymorons. At least it was brown, and fluid, and sugar dissolved in it. Although I suspected the same could be said of motor oil.

    I didn’t realize that the Grape Nuts weren’t grapes or nuts, but something that seemed to be made from processed quarry leavings.

    The less said about Janet’s faux-meatloaf, the better.

    I mean, what was the point in stocking all these different kinds of ‘generic red pasta sauce’ when it was obvious that there were tastier choices just four feet over in the aisle? And why were people buying this bottled glop instead of having it cooked up fresh the way it ought to be done? The way everyone else treated the shelf stocking as normal told me something ugly and disgusting about the way grocery shopping worked in the real world.

    A gallon container of cheap chablis in a cardboard box? Pardon me while I vomit unobtrusively.

    I thought that at Chilton they just picked up the cooks who were so bad they’d been fired from the public schools.



  • @scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:

    An incredibly spoiled rich kid who was no longer quite so incredibly rich but still incredibly spoiled:

    He may be incredibly spoiled, but some of those observations are spot-on.



  • @hardwaregeek I can't disagree, really.



  • @Mason-Wheeler:

    Are you assuming the little fact's gender?



  • @ScholRLEA

    I was adding ‘instant coffee’ to my list of oxymorons. At least it was brown, and fluid, and sugar dissolved in it. Although I suspected the same could be said of motor oil.

    He'd be wrong, then. Sugar won't dissolve in oil.



  • Ironically the black woman's nasal tip rotation fit within the ideal.



  • @atazhaia said:

    This led to him being chased down the street by an angry naked guy with a hardon.

    Don't you just hate when that happens?



  • @Benjamin-Hall:

    Mobile Safari--because every era needs it's IE6.



  • @accalia said:

    i'm morbidly fascinating

    Yes, indeed! 😛

    @TwelveBaud said:

    I am almost entirely unobjectionable

    Objection, your Honor! Assumes facts not in evidence.



  • Next, notice that the second table shows password hashes stored with the addition of assault.



  • @onyx said:

    I felt that it fit



  • I'm thinking Cave - as in, this was made in one.


  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    @Hunter said:

    You can't share a bed in Minecraft!



  • There may be little daylight between the temptation of learning a weird trick at the behest of a sketchy mail-order outfit and the provocative headlines of mainstream news outlets like BuzzFeed, the Huffington Post, or—indeed!—Slate.



  • @accalia said :

    I'm spreading wider and wider


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