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  • Ironically the black woman's nasal tip rotation fit within the ideal.



  • @atazhaia said:

    This led to him being chased down the street by an angry naked guy with a hardon.

    Don't you just hate when that happens?



  • @Benjamin-Hall:

    Mobile Safari--because every era needs it's IE6.



  • @accalia said:

    i'm morbidly fascinating

    Yes, indeed! :P

    @TwelveBaud said:

    I am almost entirely unobjectionable

    Objection, your Honor! Assumes facts not in evidence.



  • Next, notice that the second table shows password hashes stored with the addition of assault.



  • @onyx said:

    I felt that it fit



  • I'm thinking Cave - as in, this was made in one.


  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    @Hunter said:

    You can't share a bed in Minecraft!



  • There may be little daylight between the temptation of learning a weird trick at the behest of a sketchy mail-order outfit and the provocative headlines of mainstream news outlets like BuzzFeed, the Huffington Post, or—indeed!—Slate.



  • @accalia said :

    I'm spreading wider and wider



  • Can we just get out of this... this... GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I IN ANOTHER SEX DUNGEON?!?

    I will miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here.

    She does know a thing or two about fisting...



  • @scholrlea and that was the first (but definitely not last) time that you asked @Perverted_Vixen to DM...



  • @ben_lubar said:

    I was trying to mount a raptor in a no-mount zone



  • You look like the oasis to some very, very thirsty travelers.

    That metaphor makes me uncomfortable...

    You know, this really reminds me of back home. Remember when I used to trick you into doing things for me that would jeopardize your future and well-being? tee hee!

    When I get back, I'm going to shove my fist so far up your ass that everyone is going to think, "Wow, that is the whiniest puppet I've ever seen"!

    A long time ago, you guys pushed your morality out the side of a car onto a busy street, didn't you?

    Stop being a pussy and come blow up private property with us.

    Can you do me a solid and go fuck yourself?!?

    You should listen to the girl with the butt, she seems smart. Don't listen to the boob girl, she seems disrespectful.

    Yep, I have lost control of my life.

    Uh, quick question, guys. After you come down from being redonkulously high, does your mouth normally taste like paint?

    You can't tell my murder-boner what to do!

    Oh my God, you guys are dressing an elephant?

    Here I stand, armless, friendless, and homeless, but not talking-dog-best-friend-less!



  • I CAN SMELL THE COSMOS!!!



  • This depiction of a sodomised cow is not illigal in germany, because it is a work of art and so it is even protected by german law.


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    @zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:

    This depiction of a sodomised cow is not illigal in germany, because it is a work of art and so it is even protected by german law.

    Interesting. Would an artistic video of actual cow sodomy be treated similarly?



  • @scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:

    Can we just get out of this... this... GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I IN ANOTHER SEX DUNGEON?!?

    I will miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here.

    She does know a thing or two about fisting...

    daaaaang. sounds like someone had a really good time.....



  • @zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:

    This depiction of a sodomised cow is not illigal in germany, because it is a work of art and so it is even protected by german law.

    I thought it was a 🐑 though?



  • @anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:

    I thought it was a 🐑 though?

    Are you assuming the animals type, make and model?


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    Most of the time, cats are obviously a solid. But sometimes, they appear like a liquid,
    and they readily sublime, behaving like a gas.



  • @perverted_vixen said in Quotes Out of Context:

    @scholrlea said in Quotes Out of Context:

    Can we just get out of this... this... GOD DAMN IT, WHY AM I IN ANOTHER SEX DUNGEON?!?

    I will miss this place. I've had an exceptional amount of sex here.

    She does know a thing or two about fisting...

    daaaaang. sounds like someone had a really good time.....

    Actually, considering the source, and it's subsequent Abridgement, I would say quite a few people did, but the ones saying those things were not among them. Context, for those who are some wrong minded as to want it, can be found elsewhere.


  • kills Dumbledore

    @pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:

    Most of the time, cats are obviously a solid. But sometimes, they appear like a liquid,
    and they readily sublime, behaving like a gas.

    PHYSICS PRIZE [FRANCE, SINGAPORE, USA] — Marc-Antoine Fardin, for using fluid dynamics to probe the question "Can a Cat Be Both a Solid and a Liquid?"



  • @karla

    I'm not a complete puritan


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    Are you on quantum crack?


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