Heyzeus christo!
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Representative quote, "because we can." [sigh]
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@Vaire Blah blah, every time there's some new programming environment someone does this and we're all expected to go "WTF WTF WTF" but who cares. People do dumb shit for no reason all the time.
If you posted a guy who wrote a pocket calculator in fucking Minecraft everybody here would be "oh that's so clever, OMG so clever he is genius man!" Even though it's worthless shit.
But if you come here and post about someone who put Node.JS in Cobol, which is equally worthless shit, out come to the "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme images. What the fuck ever.
Maybe this Cobol-Node.JS combination can open a fucking PNG image without calling-out to some buggy broken open source shit library. Maybe it's better than normal Node.JS.
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@blakeyrat
Blakey needs a hug today I see {{hugs}}
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Is COBOL more type-safe than JS?
Serious question, btw.
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@aliceif said in Heyzeus christo!:
Is COBOL more type-safe than JS?
Serious question, btw.
I am MUCH younger than someone who has ever touched COBOL. Maybe Boomy would know? He seems old and crotchety enough :D
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@Vaire said in Heyzeus christo!:
Maybe Boomy would know? He seems old and crotchety enough
lawn.cbl
← Get off it.
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@Vaire said in Heyzeus christo!:
I am MUCH younger than someone who has ever touched COBOL.
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@Vaire you really like that pic, don't you?
@Tsaukpaetra said in Heyzeus christo!:
@Vaire said in Heyzeus christo!:
{{hugs}}
Why are you putting your hugs inside vaginas?
no, that's ({hugs})
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@bb36e said in Heyzeus christo!:
({hugs})
That means imported forbidden hugs. Not to be confused with ☼«hugs»☼, which are masterfully decorated hugs.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Heyzeus christo!:
@Vaire said in Heyzeus christo!:
{{hugs}}
Why are you putting your hugs inside vaginas?
....something ... something .... something [joke about where hugs come from? maybe? I dunno] ... something something ... [PUNCHLINE!]
:micdrop:
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@ben_lubar did you forget !!hugs!! ?
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@Mikael_Svahnberg There's also !hugs, which are the important ones…
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@dkf or not
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@Jaloopa There's a grafitti I see every day from the tram. It says
!HELP
.Every time I wonder if it's important or desperate.
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@blakeyrat said in Heyzeus christo!:
someone who put Node.JS in Cobol,
Maybe we need some COBOL in Node.js
Filed Under: Former COBOL programmer
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@aliceif said in Heyzeus christo!:
Is COBOL more type-safe than JS?
No, and it's possibly less type-safe. If you're using
REDEFINES
, for example, what you're redefining to doesn't have to have the same type as the original.@asdf said in Heyzeus christo!:
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