Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs


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    The Federal Relocation Arc is a network of facilities surrounding Washington, D.C. designed to ensure the survival of non-military components of the United States government in the event Washington is rendered uninhabitable during a war or other serious emergency, such as a nuclear attack.

    Mobilization and dispersal of emergency teams to the Federal Relocation Arc may require several hours to complete, so its utility would be susceptible to a "Bolt Out of the Blue" attack (known by the military acronym "BOOB") -- a sudden, nuclear strike against Washington, D.C. by a foreign state that occurred with no warning and was not preceded by any period of rising tension or intelligence indicators.


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    @El_Heffe said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    a sudden, nuclear strike against Washington, D.C. by a foreign state that occurred with no warning and was not preceded by any period of rising tension or intelligence indicators.

    If it came from a communist state would that be a Red Boob?



  • They have some of the best acronyms hidden away.


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  • And now we are going to get someone snarking about how Hilarity would be immune to BOOBs, followed by a bunch snarking back about how they weren't so sure of that.

    No kidding, a lot of people have suggested - with the logic typical of someone who doesn't know how politicians in general behave behind closed doors - that Bill only got his freak on with other women because Hilary was a rug-munching diesel dyke who only opened her legs for him on their wedding night because her mother wanted a grandkid. Srsly? While this was often a set up for a joke about how that made her a better candidate than Bill, it has also been used as a scourge to whip up homophobic fear against her.

    It's even been suggesting the real scandal wasn't Blowjobgate, but that Bill's real goal was to loosen Monica up so he could pimp her out to Hilary. :wtf: ? I swear, some people lose their fucking minds the moment an opposing political figure enters the discussion. It's like, all you need to do to start a slap-fight is mention Dump or Slanders or some other Moron Who Would Be King (or Queen, in CrudeHilarity's case).

    Filed Under: Leaving this at that, as I can already see where that discussion leads and am trying to cut back on the online avocados.


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    Note to self: Never make a joke about American politics ever again, someone will think you're serious sooner or later...



  • @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Note to self: Never make a joke about American politics ever again, someone will think you're serious sooner or later...

    It's hardly worth the effort, really. It's almost impossible to find something to say as a joke or burn that hasn't either been said in all sincerity by some brain donor, or isn't overshadowed by actual idiocies committed by the jackass public figures themselves.

    Seriously, remember the congressman who was running the committee on child sexual abuse until he was caught trying to pick up 12-year-old boys online (and not as part of a sting operation, either)? Right. No satire can beat that shit.


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    @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Seriously, remember the congressman who was running the committee on child sexual abuse until he was caught trying to pick up 12-year-old boys online (and not as part of a sting operation, either)?

    No. I don't even know what the local clowns are doing half the time, why should I pay attention to the ones on the other side of the planet?

    Some of us just want to make silly jokes...



  • @Onyx Yeah, I usually just want to make jokes myself, because, damn this shit gets depressing. However, around here :pendant:s are everywhere, and like Black Flag Pest Spray, :pendant: ry kills jokes dead.



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    Why all the trouble.

    Hillary is an ass, she needs no conspiracy.

    Lies because it's a Monday. Check. (quite literally lies when she is to gain nothing)
    Is literally rape culture embodied. Check. (shuts up women)
    Won't tell us who kept the soldiers from helping in Benghazi. Check (I honestly don't care if it was her, she must at least know who)

    Those are the things that we know, for a fact, no investigation needed.

    So why people call me sexist for not voting for an accessory to rape... is beyond me.

    I'd take Bill Clinton over any of the current Democratic runners, and most, if not all, of the Republicans running. Because there isn't much more he's willing to lie about, and at least he was sensible in office. Ok, maybe.... I'm seriously on the fence about this one. That's how much I don't like Hillary.... or Trump....

    shit...

    You know what.... fuck it...

    We need to just make a robot President....



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    No satire can beat that shit.

    What about a Congressman who likes to send dick pics whose name is a synonym for penis? Oh, right.



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    diesel dyke

    makes note for future use



  • @El_Heffe said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    The Federal Relocation Arc is a network of facilities surrounding Washington, D.C. designed to ensure the survival of non-military components of the United States government in the event Washington is rendered uninhabitable during a war or other serious emergency, such as a nuclear attack.

    Mobilization and dispersal of emergency teams to the Federal Relocation Arc may require several hours to complete, so its utility would be susceptible to a "Bolt Out of the Blue" attack (known by the military acronym "BOOB") -- a sudden, nuclear strike against Washington, D.C. by a foreign state that occurred with no warning and was not preceded by any period of rising tension or intelligence indicators.

    Well, to be fair, boobs are fairly fascinating :D
    Hard to get out of the way of them when they come out of the blue ;)


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    @xaade said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Is literally rape culture embodied. Check. (shuts up women)

    Shutting up women isn't rape culture. Rape culture is threatening the people who accused Slick Willie of rape...or laughing at how you tried to defend an accused rapist at trial by arguing the 12yo girl was coming on to him.



  • @FrostCat So threatening the people who accused Bill Clinton of rape isn't rape culture....? But if it's Slick Willie, that's different somehow?


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    Seriously, guys?

    Holy fuck, it was an asinine joke. Has it come to this, really? Can we not mention sex any more without everything devolving into this shit?

    I take it back: SJWs won, even on TDWTF, regardless of anyone's opinions on the subject, they won, because we can't stop talking about this stuff.

    Imma go watch George Carlin offend everyone now.


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    @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    I take it back: SJWs won, even on TDWTF, regardless of anyone's opinions on the subject, they won, because we can't stop talking about this stuff.

    What kind of backwards logic is that?


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    @aliceif Annoyed logic, I guess. It's all over the damned Internet anyway, here it used to be contained at least, now it's in every damned thread.

    And I'm not talking about that any more here, I don't want to drag it on in this thread.


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    @Onyx It's preemptive anti-SJW attacks. Because apparently some members of the forum don't even want to wait for someone to post something they can misinterpret and go straight to setting up their strawman to knock down.


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    @Jaloopa In short, I can't make a stupid joke without at least some discussion on the subject or a bunch of disclaimers. Fine.

    DISCLAIMER: A well-known man was accused of putting his dick in more than one vagina. This post is intended as a joke and does not express any opinions about people involved, affected by, or possibly affecting the given alleged occurrence of certain body parts of participants touching, not touching, or intending to touch, nor the reasons for the alleged incident. The author would also like to express his disinterest in any of the involved parties or their line of work in general. The author also apologizes for attempting to be funny in this or any other post on the Internet.

    Good enough?


    Filed under: Yes, I'm pissy today


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    @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Good enough?

    No, they'll still jump on it. For people who claim the opposing group is looking to get offended, they sure do go to great lengths to find stuff to react angrily to



  • @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Good enough?

    For the record, I followed up with my own dick joke.



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    @boomzilla said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Good enough?

    For the record, I followed up with my own dick joke.

    For the record I would like to say I'm being inclusive of trans people by saying that Hilary looks like sex assignment surgery gone badly wrong.

    Calling @Fox :trolleybus:


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    @boomzilla I buttumed I don't have to specifically point out the parts of the discussion I'm referring to and let the context speak for itself. You were not in the complained about group, obviously.



  • @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    @boomzilla I buttumed I don't have to specifically point out the parts of the discussion I'm referring to and let the context speak for itself. You were not in the complained about group, obviously.

    I was just trying to emphasize the good behavior that I was modeling upthread.



  • Can we talk about boobs then?

    Here's an interesting observation:
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    @anonymous234 I only have one question: what's the order of those panels? I kinda want to read them in RTL order given what the source material seems to be, but it makes more sense to me if I read it LTR...

    Also, does all the math make it more or less hot? Can't decide...



  • @anonymous234 I'm a simple man...



  • @Onyx

    Look Japanese to me.

    Traditionally, Japanese is written in a format called tategaki (縦書き?), which is inspired by the traditional Chinese system. In this format, the characters are written in columns going from top to bottom, with columns ordered from right to left. After reaching the bottom of each column, the reader continues at the top of the column to the left of the current one.

    Modern Japanese also uses another writing format, called yokogaki (横書き?). This writing format is horizontal and reads from left to right, as in English.

    A book printed in tategaki opens with the spine of the book to the right, while a book printed in yokogaki opens with the spine to the left.

    Source: <so glad="we moved to" nodebb="its parser is so much better than Discourse's" how="do I prevent wikipedia from embedding">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_writing_system#Direction_of_writing


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    @Zecc Exactly. But this particular one makes more sense to me if read left-to-right, top-to-bottom, hence the confusion.


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    @xaade said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    So threatening the people who accused Bill Clinton of rape isn't rape culture....? But if it's Slick Willie, that's different somehow?

    Do you not understand proportions? "shuts up women" is a very wide concept, including many things that are not "rape culture", whatever that even is, except it's not even really a thing, at least in the way SJWs use the term (like the thoroughly ridiculous "1 in 5 college women will be raped" fake statistic).



  • @FrostCat said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    "shuts up women"

    Then I used the wrong phrase.... sorry.

    Point being, Hillary threatened women, kept them quiet about rape, and this is somehow ironic that feminists want to vote for her.

    I guess rape culture is ok if it's a woman in charge of it.


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    @xaade said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Then I used the wrong phrase.... sorry.

    People are sloppy about language. Usually it's a not a problem. In this case, it's important to be clear, since so many people are deliberately or ignorantly wrong, they're actually undermining their own efforts.



  • @Sentenryu Just a regular joe, with a regular job, an average white suburbanite slob who likes football and porno and books about war?



  • @Onyx It just occurred to me that you're pissed off because you think I was responding to the Bill Clinton picture, which is odd because I hadn't noticed it until now. I think you must have posted it while I was writing my own post, I dunno. When you said that bit about jokes, I thought you were just making an observation about the reponses to El Hefe's original post, which confused the hell out of me because you seemed to be saying the same thing I was (that this thread was flamebait for reasons unrelated to the actual story).



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    @Sentenryu Just a regular joe, with a regular job, an average white suburbanite slob who likes football and porno and books about war?

    you just went wrong on the football part (I don't like either HandEgg nor Soccer)



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    It just occurred to me that you're pissed off because you think I was responding to the Bill Clinton picture

    He was yelling at @FrostCat and @xaade.



  • @boomzilla I don't know why he's mad at me.

    My point was kinda defending the joke, because the joke was being taken seriously by idiots who seemed to think anything is more necessary than pointing out that Hillary is a severe pathological liar.



  • @xaade Annnnnnnnnd, here we have a perfect example of what I said earlier about people turning their brains off the moment The Opposite is mentioned.



  • To expand on this, the whole point of my post was to try and head off this sort of shit by shaming those who do it into realizing that they were being irrational dittoheads with no idea of what they were talking about. Thanks to all of you for showing me once again that there is nothing in this world more powerful than stupidity.

    This has nothing to do with the Clintons, or Trump, or any of those fools, and everything to do with people not stopping to think before they post. I only mentioned Hilarity because she was the obvious target of the obvious lesbian joke I was sure someone was readying when I posted my reply; it could just have easily have been Bachmann or Palin, were they in the race, because every brain-dead moron has to assume that any woman in politics - especially one on the opposing side - has to be a massive bulldyke so overcome by raging penis envy and a love of the vaj that they went into politics to prove that they are more manly than the Marlboro Man. Aside from how absurd this is to anyone who knows actual lesbians - just as there are more furniture movers and bodybuilders in the gay community than drag queens (and more stock brokers and school teachers than either of those), there are probably twenty en femme lesbians for every soft-butch, who in turn outnumber hard-butches by about the same margin - it shows just how fucking insecure some people get about anyone who doesn't fit their expectations.



  • @anonymous234 if I turn her around and don't see giant boobs coming out of her back, I'm calling shenanigans on that left diagram.



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    To expand on this, the whole point of my post was to try and head off this sort of shit by shaming those who do it into realizing that they were being irrational dittoheads with no idea of what they were talking about. Thanks to all of you for showing me once again that there is nothing in this world more powerful than stupidity.

    Try to have a sense of humor. Nobody on the forum really cares that much about politics unless there is a good joke it in somewhere.

    This has nothing to do with the Clintons, or Trump, or any of those fools, and everything to do with people not stopping to think before they post. I only mentioned Hilarity because she was the obvious target of the obvious lesbian joke I was sure someone was readying when I posted my reply; it could just have easily have been Bachmann or Palin, were they in the race, because every brain-dead moron has to assume that any woman in politics - especially one on the opposing side - has to be a massive bulldyke so overcome by raging penis envy and a love of the vaj that they went into politics to prove that they are more manly than the Marlboro Man. Aside from how absurd this is to anyone who knows actual lesbians - just as there are more furniture movers and bodybuilders in the gay community than drag queens (and more stock brokers and school teachers than either of those), there are probably twenty en femme lesbians for every soft-butch, who in turn outnumber hard-butches by about the same margin - it shows just how fucking insecure some people get about anyone who doesn't fit their expectations.

    Out of curiosity do you genuinely believe what you're writing or are you a troll with too much time on your hands?

    has to be a massive bulldyke so overcome by raging penis envy and a love of the vaj

    I find it very telling that the self described liberals on this forum are always the first to jump to this kind of nonsense. @boomzilla @Polygeekery and @xaade being the only three open conservatives I can think of rarely if ever talk or imply shit like this.



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    has to be a massive bulldyke

    No, I reserve that for Hillary.

    Pelosi, Palin, all the Queens of England (even the ones on the battlefield), Joan of Arc.... and my current favorite Condoleezza Rice.

    I don't suspect any of them to be bulldykes.


    Have you seen a woman defend a child?


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    So wait, it wasn't even about the image?

    Fuck people, chill, not it's about a silly acronym, not the future of mankind!


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    @Jaloopa said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    @Onyx It's preemptive anti-SJW attacks. Because apparently some members of the forum don't even want to wait for someone to post something they can misinterpret and go straight to setting up their strawman to knock down.

    I can't wait until people routinely construct strawmen then set them alight as part of a scorched earth strategy.



  • @Onyx said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    So wait, it wasn't even about the image?

    Fuck people, chill, not it's about a silly acronym, not the future of mankind!

    Get otter here! Boobs as far as I'm concerned are a very important part of the future of mankind!

    I think I might derail this thread with pictures of cleavage. ;) starting with mine! :giggity:



  • @Onyx to be fair, a future about boobs could only be good.



  • @JBert said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    I can't wait until people routinely construct strawmen then set them alight as part of a scorched earth strategy.

    I think this will be the final Bolt Out Of the Blue



  • @DogsB Liberal? You forget who you're talking to. My position on politics is simple: it's bullshit. It's always bullshit, never anything but bullshit, and it has no real importance for anyone but alpha types. Everything people think of as politics are things that would have happened anyway - and yes, that includes wars and pogroms and all other kinds of atrocities, the politics may be used to justify it but it doesn't cause it.

    We live on the Planet of the Apes, and are all trapped in Black Iron Prison - the jail every person in history has created for themselves. I'm at least trying to see the bars, even If haven't managed to yet fnord.

    In any case, I was describing what too many people - regardless of their putative political affiliation - say, not expressing it myself.



  • @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Everything people think of as politics are things that would have happened anyway - and yes, that includes wars and pogroms and all other kinds of atrocities, the politics may be used to justify it but it doesn't cause it.

    So everything people think of as politics is literally politics, which is why it's not politics? CSB

    @ScholRLEA said in Many U.S. government leaders remain vulnerable to BOOBs:

    Black Iron Prison

    Yeah? And what about my cat?


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