Live 'er Worst
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Post your opinions, review links, or whatever you want, as long as it is really, really bad.
Let's start with something that has been getting the crap beaten out of it for a few years now: Food Fight.
Fanboy Flicks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1Neqx1qv2E
Nostalgia Critic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf85ZaAfixM
Jontron - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGql8sKjJwA
AniMat Classics - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UYcR0JYI_4
Hunter Reviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tjh-IxP6yM
(though he mis-identifies 'Le Marseilles' as 'the British national anthem', which also means he apparently never saw Casablanca... also, the review is 2/3rds the length of the film, which is just plain wrong.
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@ScholRLEA What are these abominations... please burn this with nuclear fire.
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Ride to Hell: Retribution.
Literally any video of that. Go look it up.
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@ben_lubar said in Live 'er Worst:
Ride to Hell: Retribution.
Literally any video of that. Go look it up.
Got you covered:
ProJared - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKucJJeZMwc
Angry Joe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1HTKWX15oo
Zero Punctuation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxEwdGpIPQ
Gamespot Reviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzxnoSt25rQ
The Retro Replay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwPipoel7-4
Inside Gaming - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_o3aw4xH8Q
Teksnaker - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6svSAthHkgA
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I know I've mentioned this turd before, but FATAL is well deserving of raking over the coals even after twelve years. Why? Well, would you want to play a game involving 4d1000 rolls in character creation, rules for rape, a chart covering characters' anal circumferences, and cursed armor that turns the wearer into a blackface racial stereotype?
RPG.net - https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/14/14567.phtml
This is the notorious MacLennan and Sartin review which has done more to spread the word about how horrible this is than any other. It is hilarious in a painfully bitter and mean-spirited way - entirely appropriate, in light of the subject matter - but is itself far, far longer than is really necessary.Gamer Disconnect - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAOElEcxtQk
From the Bottom of the Tabletop - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvt5nHBMsBI
Sybil Pandemic - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kesjVURL1U&list=PL44PbFidLGZ2zVR2pSozjtnJY1Z78RCRB
I haven't watched the whole seven videos, but given that he is just doing a walkthrough of character creation, that's just scary.Abstruse Decapod - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z23PK0TPwjg&list=PLFgUkoai4ascF49gL6qv7bNK1TFK7HeZn
Holy Fuck, this guy spent fourteen whole videos tearing this game a new one, that's either dedication or creepy obsession and I can't tell which.
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@darth_llama which, the reviews, or the film itself, or both?
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@ScholRLEA said in Live 'er Worst:
@ben_lubar said in Live 'er Worst:
Ride to Hell: Retribution.
Literally any video of that. Go look it up.
Got you covered:
ProJared - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKucJJeZMwc
Angry Joe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1HTKWX15oo
Zero Punctuation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWxEwdGpIPQ
Gamespot Reviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzxnoSt25rQ
The Retro Replay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwPipoel7-4
Inside Gaming - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_o3aw4xH8Q
Teksnaker - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6svSAthHkgANerdCubed Plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGonA7VmW3U
NerdCubed's HELL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5htGfbwOd8
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@ScholRLEA said in Live 'er Worst:
it is really, really bad.
NerdCubed's hell: Any of the games on here really...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5htGfbwOd8&list=PL4Sz7_l-PtwDTy-PRnpcF1k_gBNsaNjYy
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@lolwhat Oops. Thank you for the correction.
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One of the worst games I've seen reviewed: Ghostbusters for the NES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLVGmvmNitg
While games like Action 52, Big Rigs or Superman 64 are just obvious scams where they try to sell you a completely broken game, this one actually has some gameplay... but then there's that last stage, how the fuck does that happen? Did they not playtest the game even once? Even if they were in a real hurry to ship, just reduce the number of floors, or add a single GOTO to skip the stage altogether, anything would be better than a broken stage.
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@ScholRLEA said in Live 'er Worst:
Well, would you want to play a game involving [...] rules for rape, a chart covering characters' anal circumferences,
Well... Corruption of Champions is doing pretty well.
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Rambo The Video Game (the 2013 rail shooter, not any of the earlier games of the same name)
Angry Joe - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFFi3PHp5qM
Nerd^3 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4-r6UQuU7g
DXFan617: Games I Fucking Hate - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCVsUh850EI
IGN Reviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLpszSGWEUw
Total Biscuit - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZoC3BIZoYw
Good Game Reviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRcDmvwm7dYThe one thing that everyone says more than anything else: Who the fuck makes a rail shooter in 2013 and markets it as a first-person shooter in the AAA range?
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@ScholRLEA That reminds me, I have the Star Trek tie-in FPS game, where you can play co-op with one person as Kirk and the other as Spock.
Bought specifically to make fun of, but I haven't gotten around to it yet.
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@anonymous234 Is it the same as the Commodore version that I had? I don't think I could ever get through the last stage as a kid, but I don't remember it being specifically broken.
E.T., on the other hand...
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@Dragnslcr said in Live 'er Worst:
Is it the same as the Commodore version that I had? I don't think I could ever get through the last stage as a kid, but I don't remember it being specifically broken.
I had the Commodore version too. On tape as well; while it was loading you could play Space Invaders
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@anonymous234 Sounds like the newest one is shitty, too:
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Custer's Revenge. I know I've mentioned this assault on basic human decency before, but it needs to be mentioned in this thread. It's one of a number of 'erotic' games for the Atari 2600 put out by Mystique Games.
/me waits about a minute OK, now that you've rebooted your brain after thinking about that idea, I can tell you about the game itself. You play as Col. Custer, who wants to get revenge for, uh, getting killed? Right. His plan? Have some
squawfemale Native-American tied up to a cactus naked, then slowly walk towards her through a hail of arrows until you are close enough to rape her. As rendered in early 8-bit graphics.Ow. Even having seen videos of it before, it still hurts my brain to think about this putrescence.
Angry Video Game Nerd - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E5GtYj7fUE
Weird Video Games - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63dayEy06E4
Gamer Replay - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0RdU1A7jiQ
Atari 2600 Channel - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qY2AqKCpGkk
Zoom-in Games - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCqKVpDz7oI
Aqualung Games Reviews - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1_cjh1waso
Dorkly (only shown in passing, but it's in the video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WRFUXyVZoQThe worst part? Some chucklehead decided to do a Flash game remake of it a few years ago. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!?!
I really don't want this oneboxed - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=771x0w0bDkc
This either - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2m6EL6yFe74
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@ScholRLEA Foodfight?
Phelous, Lupa and The Cinema Brad team up!
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@Lorne-Kates Watching. JonTron did one for this too, I think.
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@Magus said in Live 'er Worst:
@Lorne-Kates Watching. JonTron did one for this too, I think.
Really? Could you provide a link? Like, maybe somewhere on this very thread? Perhaps in the opening post, for convenience.
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@Lorne-Kates Heh, its been forever since I saw that post. That one was good, though.
Carry on.
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@Magus Yeah... that's one of the ones I posted in the first post of the thread, in fact.
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@ScholRLEA Hey, I bet the thing @Magus posted was in the OP.
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@Magus said in Live 'er Worst:
@ScholRLEA Hey, I bet the thing @Magus posted was in the OP.
Did you check the OP?
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Anything by Mark Kermode about an awful movie, I don't always agree with Mark on his reviews (he doesn't get the appeal of dumb action movie flicks).
Sex and the City 2 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHeQeHstrsc
Angels and Demons - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdKWoi0PMWg
Entourage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfgCZ9lgQ3IAs for games total biscuit is always good.
Medal of War Warfighter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOHyD49DaeA
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Been enjoying "Your Movie Sucks". Funny delivery and good analysis.
Best so far: THE HOST (not the good one):
Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJVV0cF55oc
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Not many games were so excruciatingly awful that, five years after they were pulled from sale because the distributors couldn't pay people to take them, reviewers still try to post-mortem the fact that they got released at all.
In away, this was a real accomplishment for Eutechnyx and Deep Silver: a vampire game, an undead monster that still haunts the gaming community.
