Finally, a spam mail that doesn't lie



  • One of those pesky stock scam mails, but at least they are honest: 

    BRAKING N E W S hit wire after market close
    This co is shooting skyward
    4 day campaign underway
    Get in before the rush on Tuesday Feb 20th
    Currently priced at: .80
    Expected: .00
    Get in before Market open and ride it all week



  • This ho is shooting skyward
    4 day campaign underway
    Get in before the rush on Tuesday Feb 20th
    Get in before Market open and ride it all week

    Nobody talks about my mama that way.



  • " N E W S hit"

     I misread this first time around.  I thought it said NEWS hit, then I realised the truth.

     Like the BRAKING, too.  Let's slow things down here.


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