If he weighs as much as a duck...
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- Crowd: A misogynist! A misogynist! A misogynist! We found a misogynist! We've got a misogynist! A misogynist! A misogynist! We have found a misogynist. May we burn him?
- How do you know he is a misogynist
- he's male and disagrees with us.
- Bring him forward.
- I'm not a misogynist! I'm not a misogynist !
- But you are dressed as one.
- They dressed me like this. - No, we didn't.
- And this isn't my threat. It's a false one.
- Well? - We did fake the threat.
- The threat? - And the letter to his boss. But he is a misogynist !
- Did you dress him up like this? - No, no!
- Yes. A bit.
- he is also white.
- What makes you think he's a misogynist?
- he said I was wrong! That isn't free speech.
- Wrong? It's hate speech?
- I got better.
- Burn him anyway!
- Quiet! Quiet!
- There are ways of telling whether he is a misogynist.
- Are there? What are they? Tell us. - Do they hurt?
- Tell me, what do you do with misogynists?
- Get them fired!
- Fire? Burn them you mean? And what do you burn, apart from misogynists?
- More misogynists! - Straw!
- So why do misogynists burn?
- 'Cause they're made of straw? - Good!
- How do we tell if he is made of straw? - Build a strawman out of him.
- But can you not also make him answer a false dilemma?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does straw sink in water?
- No, it floats. - Throw him into the pond!
- What also floats in water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
- Lead. - A duck!
- Exactly.
- So, logically--
- If he weighs the same as a duck...
- he's made of straw.
- And therefore?
- A misogynist!
- A duck! A duck! - Here's a duck.
- We shall use my largest scales.
- Burn the misogynist !
- Remove the supports!
- A misogynist!
- It's a fair cop.
- Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of social science?
- I am a feminist, queen of the internet.
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@xaade said in If he weighs as much as a duck...:
he's male and disagrees with us.
You could have stopped here, but it wouldn't have been as funny.