ODE to a WTF

[poet]

Ode to a WTF

Once upon a time
 I was pushing my good luck
While proofing someone elses code
 I exclaimed "What the Fuck?"

The module twas written very wrong
 It ignored all the rules
It seemed to sing a little song
 About some quad-state bools

So TRUE was false and FALSE was true
 And nulls, they did abound
The worst of it was when I saw
 The new state: File Not Found

This person thought that they were 1337
 That ain't the way it is
What they need is to be beat
 By some computer whiz

And now I go to fake my work
 Before my code they raid
Because they let me, that is why
 I do it to get paid

-- The Brillant PB

[ammoQ]

very nice indeed!