WTF was that?!
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Whole damn forum was down for like an hour with SSL errors. @PJH, someone needs to not kick the server ... o_O
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Major Site Outage · Issue #66 · apxltd/what-bugs
The site is very down and has been so for a substantial amount of time. This would have been a non-reportable SNAFU under Discourse, but with NodeBB it is indicative of a serious problem. No idea w...
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@LB_ mongo"DB" and node JS
I am shocked, SHOCKED there are problems
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@Vaire Beats the hell out of postgresql and ruby.
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You mention them in one sentence like they're both the problem.
@boomzilla said in WTF was that?!:
postgresql
Great RDBMS.
@boomzilla said in WTF was that?!:
ruby
Toxic hellstew that calls itself a scripting language. Add incompetent developers for a guaranteed disaster.
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@Vaire lets drop all this "forum" bullshit and switch to a git repos.
need to create a new discussion ? git add "some-filename-as-title"
want to add a comment ? add it to the file and commit.We could use github, no more paying for hosting.
Bonus : Just imagine the Blakeyrant that would follow !
If only I was joking
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@boomzilla If by that you mean literally, "beats to death", then I agree ;)
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@TimeBandit I weep for
humanityour industry
We are forever doomed to this shit.
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@TimeBandit said in WTF was that?!:
@Vaire lets drop all this "forum" bullshit and switch to a git repos.
need to create a new discussion ? git add "some-filename-as-title"
want to add a comment ? add it to the file and commit.As a bonus, the Linux users can create topics the Windows users
can'tmay have some difficulty accessing.
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@Dreikin said in WTF was that?!:
As a bonus, the Linux users can create topics the Windows users can'tmay have some difficulty accessing.
We Windows users did have a problem at our company. Existing branch "X1". Someone created "x1". Windows users are fucked. (until "x1" was deleted)
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@TimeBandit said in WTF was that?!:
Bonus : Just imagine the Blakeyrant that would follow !
Since it would require blakey to post the rant using git I don't think there would be one :(.
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@TimeBandit said in WTF was that?!:
@Vaire lets drop all this "forum" bullshit and switch to a git repos.
need to create a new discussion ? git add "some-filename-as-title"
want to add a comment ? add it to the file and commit.Wasn't this how Google Wave started?
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@asdf said in WTF was that?!:
Great RDBMS.
Can we just try sticking all this crap in a
JSONBcolumn and see what happens? :P
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@darkmatter said in WTF was that?!:
if by great, you mean: isn't Oracle.
Out of curiosity: What exactly do you dislike about PostgreSQL?
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@Onyx said in WTF was that?!:
Can we just try sticking all this crap in a JSONB column and see what happens?
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@boomzilla I was semi-serious. You're just taking a piss.
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@asdf The only Postgres dbs I've ever worked with had absolute garbage performance.
To be fair, that was quite a number of years ago. Maybe it's not quite so piss poor at it anymore?
If PostgreSQL count(*) is always slow how to paginate complex queries?
If PostgreSQL's count(*) is always slow how to paginate complex queries? Making triggers doesn't seem to be a good solution as long as in this case we have a lot of pages (for example different
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@Jaloopa ESL, brainfart and a lack of proofreading. It should've been "the", of course.
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@Onyx I like it, it's kind of funny. I'm imagining @boomzilla at a urinal posting while sniggering to himself
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@Jaloopa And people laughed at me when I showed up to work in the big galoshes!
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@Jaloopa upgrade that to "cackling" and you've got yourself a trailer for a summer blockbuster.
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@darkmatter Ah, yeah, the old COUNT issue. No idea if it's actually gotten better (as your links claim) since the only application I'm currently using Postgres for doesn't run a single COUNT query. Also, apart from exact counts, I don't recall Postgres ever being particularly slow.
