🔥 "I fucked a socialist and all I got was this stupid berning sensation..."



  • So apparently there's a trend where people comment on a "berning sensation" they've been experiencing lately.

    1. TMI
    2. I know this is your first rodeo and all, but that's not normal.
    3. You climbed in bed with a filthy whore who offered you a free ride. You expected what now?
    4. Who the fuck came up with this? Goddamnit people, at least "Goldwater Fever" was clever.

  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    1. I guess
    2. I didn't know that
    3. Cupcakes?
    4. The what?

    In conclusion: WAT?

    Also, is "berning" a tyop or a :whoosh: on my part?



  • Bernie Sanders joke?



  • @Onyx said:

    Also, is "berning" a tyop or a :whoosh: on my part?

    Bernie Sanders based "joke"?

    edit: :hanzo:


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Maybe?

    Oh, right, USians are in the election season for something again, so the whole world has to know about it and care damn it! I keep forgetting...




  • sockdevs

    /me steals image to add to her meme/reaction images collection, then mutes the thread



  • ...because the :fire: emoji and that title weren't enough to steer you clear.

    Anyway...



  • @RaceProUK said:

    mutes the thread

    :rolleyes:



  • @Onyx said:

    US

    @Onyx said:

    whole world

    From a lot of USians you get the impression the US is the whole world.



  • This one made me LOL:

    **Hillary**: You voted against immigration reform in 2007 because you're basically a racist republican.

    Bernie: I voted against that bill because it would have allowed guest workers to be paid slave wages.

    Hillary: Going back to the fact that you voted AGAINST IMMIGRATION REFORM, don't you think our next president should have a clean voting record with respect to immigration? Or do you just not care about Mexican-Americans?

    Bernie: I literally just explained why I voted against that bill. And by the way, immigration activist groups opposed the bill as well, for the same reasons. You always do this- you pick out a small piece of a bill that I voted on that makes me sound really regressive and just ignore the facts. The truth of the matter is that you have a lot more in your past to be ashamed of, and you're lucky I'm running a clean campaign instead of dredging up your past at every turn.

    Hillary: So what you're saying is you hate Mexicans?



  • @Onyx said:

    USians

    He's the sprinter guy from Jamaica, right?


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