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  • But wait, last week you told me it simulates EVERY organ.

    How does that work? Do creatures in Dwarf Fortress just eventually explode?


  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    I'm fine with being a drone of whatever type. Wood cutting? Sounds like fun, good for upper body...




  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    I can be a migrant when you get to that point.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    Who wants to be in the starting seven? (Also, what profession?)

    Me. How about Consoler? No? How 'bout Weaponsmith?



  • I want to be in some if these waves, any profession would do, cause i dont know what are available


  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    @fbmac said:

    waves

    :giggity: :wave:


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    I will immigrate. If you need a career hauler, I'm your man.

    My backup career IRL is driving truck, and dorfs ain't got software.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Well, uh.... technically, I'm pretty sure someone figured out that DF is Turing complete.

    Whether that counts is... left as an exercise to the reader...


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Because this is worse than making a computer in Minecraft





  • Here's a spreadsheet with the embark stuff. I left off cavies and rabbits because they're pretty much useless, and most tools because we can just make them when we get there. I also left off an anvil because there's no way we're going to be producing enough metal for that to be important before the first dwarven caravan comes in autumn.

    Any number in column D (the quantity column) can be changed. We can game the system into giving us free bags and barrels if we buy 1 more than a multiple of the number of items that fit, and each animal's meat goes into a different barrel at embark (although the intestines of one animal and the eyes of the same animal would go in the same barrel). We have to bring wood along because we won't have any way of obtaining it until @Tsaukpaetra arrives.

    I tend to bring at least 2 of each sex of animal that I'm bringing because some of them might be gay or asexual. Go equal rights.



  • @Placeholder said:

    I can be a migrant when you get to that point.

    @fbmac said:

    I want to be in some if these waves, any profession would do, cause i dont know what are available

    It'd be nice if we had another miner so @boomzilla doesn't have to do it in his spare time.

    Also, if we establish a tavern or library, we need the tavern keeper(s), performer(s), scholar(s), and scribe(s). Temples can have performers assigned, but if we're gonna have that, we'll probably have a single temple dedicated to no specific god.

    I'm assigning all of the unskilled jobs to everybody, so if nothing else, you're a hauler/cleaner/nurse. Having a few extra dwarves to do that while everyone else does the skilled labors can be helpful, but we definitely need the skilled jobs more.



  • @algorythmics, I'll make you a woodworker :giggity: if that's okay with you.



  • Scribe sounds cool



  • You do realize that's literally just copying words from one piece of paper to another, right?



  • Better than mining, right?


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @sloosecannon said:

    Because this is worse than making a computer in Minecraft

    Well, damn, now we're going to spend the next year about @ben_lubar trying to write a BIT compiler in DF.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @ben_lubar said:

    @boomzilla doesn't have to do it in his spare time.

    :giggity:


  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    @ben_lubar said:

    It'd be nice if we had another miner so @boomzilla doesn't have to do it in his spare time

    I'll volunteer. Hopefully I won't fall into a channel I just dug out, get swept underground, and drown like the miner in my third fortress did.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    Since I started drinking Scottish Whiskys, I can't tolerate Jack Daniels anymore. Ugh.

    Okay, @blakeyrat is a brewer.



  • You never answered my question about shitplosions.



  • Some days ago while I was doing one of the things of the topic (I leave to your fantasy which one..or if both) I was actually asking my self why the heck I should accept the fact that my dwarf will die from hunger or my fortress food will rotten and there is no problem if my dwarves doesn't EVER poo in their life! °_°
    SRSLY?!?

    WARNING: I didn't read beyond that. But you seem interested in the subject, so please report back on what you find.



  • So I copied the save and did a little adventure-mode exploring around the current most popular site for the fortress (3). Let's just say it'll be quite fun.



  • I went to site 2. It's got sand.

    Then I went a bit to the right.

    Uh... Just a sec.

    Also, why the fuck is Windows Explorer not using my date format settings?


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Oh that's a cool site, let's pick that!

    It'll be FUN



  • On the contrary, there's almost nothing here that wants to kill me. I saw a few crabs that just scuttled away from me when I walked by and I did pass through a goblin stronghold on the way, but the goblins were all afraid of me. I was an ibex woman this time around and a thrips man last time.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    But won't the flooding pose a bit of an annoyance?



  • The embark spot is quite a bit west of there. We can't build an underground fortress in sand that close to the ocean.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Well you can...

    Whether or not it's successful is a whole other question



  • If you received a notification for this post, that means you've been invited to join an expedition to a new fortress in the Mire of Adoring! There isn't enough room for you in the first caravan, but if you sign up now, you can have your choice of profession. And here's the best part: you don't have to do anything other than choosing your profession! This isn't one of those "pay us a dollar a day so this random person in Africa who may not actually exist will survive" thing. In fact, the dwarf you're sponsoring probably won't!

    Please fill out this simple form:

    :black_large_square: PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THE LIST
    :ballot_box_with_check: Desired profession: ___________

    If you need help figuring out what professions are available, you can check the wiki page, or sign up to work at the tavern as a bartender or performer, or at the library as a scholar or scribe!

    Space is unlimited! Enter today! First come, first served!

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  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    That post reminds me of turn-based email games from the 70s and 80s, not that I every played any.


  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    INB4 @ben_lubar causes server cooties listing registered-but-inactive users in Discourse.



  • Technically they're all active because I pulled the names from the top poster badges, which are monthly.


  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    @ben_lubar said:

    because

    So the ones I mentioned aren't good enough for Cannon Fodder™?



  • Oh, I missed the "INB4".



  • :ballot_box_with_check: PLEASE TAKE ME OFF THE LIST
    :black_large_square: Desired profession: N/A

    Also, why do you have all those --><!--? Why not just wrap all the quotes inside one single set of <!---->?



  • █████████████████████████████ A Dwarven Outpost ██████████████████████████████
    █ █
    █ You have arrived. After a journey from the Mountainhomes into the █
    █ forbidding wilderness beyond, your harsh trek has finally ended. Your party █
    █ of seven is to make an outpost for the glory of all of Kel Tad. █
    █ There are almost no supplies left, but with stout labor comes █
    █ sustenance. Whether by bolt, plow or hook, provide for your dwarves. You are █
    █ expecting a supply caravan just before winter entombs you, but it is Spring █
    █ now. Enough time to delve secure lodgings, ere the dingoes get hungry. A new █
    █ chapter of dwarven history begins here at this place, Ungègnïr, █
    █ "Failureland". Strike the earth! █
    █ █
    ███████████████████████ Ushat @boomzilla' Imushtinöth ███████████████████████ █ █ █ "Yes, I want more. Is that so bad?" █ █ █ █ He is a faithful worshipper of Rigòth the Board of Amethysts. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is the expedition leader of The Terrible Fellowship █ █ of Goats. He is the manager of The Terrible Fellowship of Goats. He is the █ █ chief medical dwarf of The Terrible Fellowship of Goats. He is the broker of █ █ The Terrible Fellowship of Goats. He is the bookkeeper of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite in the █ █ year 250. █ █ He is fifty-six years old, born on the 13th of Opal in the year 194. █ █ He is scrawny. His very long sideburns are neatly combed. His very long █ █ moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is neatly combed. His hair █ █ is clean-shaven. His nose bridge is incredibly concave. His ochre eyes have █ █ large irises. His tall ears are extraordinarily broad. His hair is dark tan. █ █ His skin is ecru. █ █ He is almost never sick and agile, but he is weak. █ █ Ushat@boomzilla' Imushtinöth likes garnierite, pig iron, red spinel, █
    █ cassowary leather, clouds, reindeer for their large herds and the words of █
    █ The Smile of Libraries. When possible, he prefers to consume giant raven, █
    █ sweet potato wine and spelt seeds. He absolutely detests lizards. █
    █ He has a great ability to focus, a very good sense of empathy and a █
    █ good intellect, but he has little willpower, a poor ability to manage or █
    █ understand social relationships, little patience, poor creativity and a poor █
    █ memory. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that █
    █ honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and their works, really █
    █ respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values █
    █ martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge █
    █ and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally sees freedom and █
    █ independence as completely worthless, finds the following of tradition █
    █ foolish and limiting and sees those that attempt to maintain dignified and █
    █ proper behavior as vain and offensive. He dreams of raising a family. █
    █ He enjoys being in crowds. He is very greedy. He is somewhat █
    █ uncomfortable around those that appear unusual or live differently from █
    █ himself. He has little interest in joking around. He tries to keep his █
    █ things orderly. He isn't given to flights of fancy. He has a calm demeanor. █
    █ He is not particularly interested in what others think of him. He can easily █
    █ fall in love or develop positive sentiments. He does not go out of his way █
    █ to help others. He thinks he is fairly important in the grand scheme of █
    █ things. He is stubborn. He doesn't seek out excitement. He needs alcohol to █
    █ get through the working day. He likes working outdoors and grumbles only █
    █ mildly at inclement weather. █
    █ █
    █████████████████████████ Sigun @aliceif' Atîsimush █████████████████████████ █ █ █ "What's this about proper living?" █ █ █ █ She is a faithful worshipper of Nish Goldenpriced. █ █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █ █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite █ █ in the year 250. █ █ She is seventy-nine years old, born on the 7th of Opal in the year 171. █ █ She is tall and very fat. Her nose bridge is incredibly concave. Her █ █ extraordinarily broad ears are fuse-lobed. Her slightly protruding ochre █ █ eyes have very large irises. She has a round chin. Her hair is clean-shaven. █ █ Her ears are tall. Her hair is brown. Her skin is ecru. █ █ She is indefatigable, but she is very slow to heal. █ █ Sigun@aliceif' Atîsimush likes native copper, trifle pewter, red █
    █ grossular, bitter orange wood wood, the color burnt sienna, war hammers, █
    █ mittens, bracelets, alligators for their strength, the words of The Satin of █
    █ Blossoms and the sight of The Lavender Glimmer. When possible, she prefers █
    █ to consume green tree frog and pomegranate wine. She absolutely detests █
    █ slugs. █
    █ She has a great musical sense, a natural inclination toward language, a █
    █ good intellect and good creativity, but she has poor focus, a very bad sense █
    █ of empathy and poor spatial senses. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, █
    █ greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the █
    █ finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, greatly █
    █ respects artists and their works, really respects those that take the time █
    █ to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their labors, █
    █ respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking █
    █ and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure █
    █ time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature somewhat █
    █ disturbing. She personally believes war is preferable to peace in general █
    █ and doesn't feel strongly about the law. She dreams of creating a great work █
    █ of art. █
    █ She could not care less about her appearance, talents or other personal █
    █ vanities. She is utterly humorless. She is quite ambitious. She tends to █
    █ avoid crowds. She tends to assume the worst of two outcomes will be the one █
    █ that comes to pass. She is somewhat quarrelsome, and she is bothered by this █
    █ since she values friendship. She likes to take it easy. She has a tendency █
    █ to consider ideas and abstractions over practical applications. She doesn't █
    █ focus on material goods. She tends to avoid any physical confrontations, and █
    █ she works to square this natural tendency with her respect of martial █
    █ prowess. She could be considered rude. She does not have a great aesthetic █
    █ sensitivity, and she is conflicted by this as she values artwork and its █
    █ creation. She thinks she is fairly important in the grand scheme of things. █
    █ She tries to keep her things orderly. She is not particularly interested in █
    █ what others think of her. She is often nervous. She has an active █
    █ imagination. She needs alcohol to get through the working day. She likes █
    █ working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather. █
    █ █
    ██████████████████████████ Dîshmab @accalia' Kedcerol ███████████████████████ █ █ █ "How can someone be so consumed by hate?" █ █ █ █ She is a casual worshipper of Arel Diveddye. █ █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █ █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite █ █ in the year 250. █ █ She is fifty-six years old, born on the 24th of Galena in the year 194. █ █ She is muscular. Her nose bridge is incredibly concave. Her hair is █ █ straight. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. Her tall ears are █ █ broad. Her eyebrows are extremely long. Her ochre eyes are slightly █ █ wide-set. Her hair is cinnamon. Her skin is ecru. █ █ She is strong and tough, but she is quite susceptible to disease. █ █ Dîshmab@accalia' Kedcerol likes realgar, bismuth, red beryl, crystal █
    █ glass, great horned owl leather, skunk parchment, the color silver, large █
    █ gems, guineafowls for their social nature, the words of The Emerald of █
    █ Boulders and the sound of The Silken Smile. When possible, she prefers to █
    █ consume sea serpent, sun berries, swamp whiskey and peaches. She absolutely █
    █ detests rats. █
    █ She has a way with words, a good spatial sense, good creativity and the █
    █ ability to focus, but she has a poor memory. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, █
    █ greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the █
    █ finer things in life, greatly respects artists and their works, deeply █
    █ respects those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and █
    █ fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile █
    █ activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, values knowledge █
    █ and finds nature somewhat disturbing. She personally sees lying as an █
    █ important means to an end, does not respect the law, values decorum, dignity █
    █ and proper behavior, is somewhat put off by trade and commerce and doesn't █
    █ care if others take the time to master skills. She dreams of raising a █
    █ family. █
    █ She rarely looks on others with lust. She likes to present herself █
    █ boldly, even if it would offend an average sense of modesty. She desires █
    █ little for herself in the way of possessions. She very rarely develops █
    █ negative feelings toward things. She has a tendency to go it alone, without █
    █ considering the advice of others. She is quite ambitious. She has a calm █
    █ demeanor. She tends to be a little tight with resources when working on █
    █ projects. She is generally quite confident of her abilities when undertaking █
    █ specific ventures. She has an active imagination. She tends to consider what █
    █ others think of her. She is rarely happy or enthusiastic, and she is █
    █ conflicted by this as she values parties and merrymaking in the abstract. █
    █ She is somewhat fearful in the face of imminent danger. She finds █
    █ obligations confining, though she values the concept of loyalty and is █
    █ troubled by her natural tendencies. She prefers that everyone live as █
    █ harmoniously as possible. She is moved by art and natural beauty, and she is █
    █ troubled by this since she dislikes the natural world. She isn't █
    █ particularly curious about the world. She doesn't often experience strong █
    █ cravings or urges. She stiffens up when she's surprised. She needs alcohol █
    █ to get through the working day. She likes working outdoors and grumbles only █
    █ mildly at inclement weather. █
    █ █
    █████████████████████████ Etur @PleegWat' Tosidfikod ████████████████████████ █ █ █ "I'm doing well." █ █ █ █ He is a casual worshipper of Arel Diveddye. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite in the █ █ year 250. █ █ He is fifty-eight years old, born on the 19th of Granite in the year █ █ 192. █ █ He has a broad body. His nose bridge is incredibly concave. His █ █ sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is arranged in double █ █ braids. His very long beard is braided. His hair is clean-shaven. His █ █ somewhat tall ears are extraordinarily broad. His ochre eyes are slightly █ █ wide-set. His hair is mahogany. His skin is ecru. █ █ He is agile, but he is quick to tire. █ █ Etur@PleegWat' Tosidfikod likes bismuthinite, platinum, cat's eye, █
    █ chicken tooth, coral, the color pale pink, gems, cabinets, flasks, yaks for █
    █ their shaggy hair, bushtit men for their twittering groups and the words of █
    █ The Satin of Blossoms. When possible, he prefers to consume blind cave bear █
    █ and bumblebee mead. He absolutely detests snails. █
    █ He has great intuition, a sum of patience and a good intellect. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, █
    █ greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the █
    █ finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, greatly █
    █ respects artists and their works, really respects those that take the time █
    █ to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their labors, █
    █ values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, █
    █ values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values █
    █ knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally values █
    █ tradition, sees life as unfair and doesn't mind it that way, believes it is █
    █ important to conceal emotions and refrain from complaining and doesn't feel █
    █ strongly about the law. He dreams of crafting a masterwork someday. █
    █ He can get caught up in internal deliberations when action is █
    █ necessary. He is generally quite confident of his abilities when undertaking █
    █ specific ventures. He often acts with compassion. He generally finds himself █
    █ quite hopeful about the future. He has an active imagination. He does not █
    █ often feel lustful. He isn't particularly ambitious. He does not have a █
    █ great aesthetic sensitivity, and he is conflicted by this as he values █
    █ artwork and its creation. He doesn't handle stress well. He tends to avoid █
    █ any physical confrontations, and he works to square this natural tendency █
    █ with his respect of martial prowess. He prefers to present himself modestly. █
    █ He is not particularly interested in what others think of him. He often █
    █ feels envious of others. He always takes a deep breath whenever he is █
    █ surprised. He bites his nails when he's annoyed. He needs alcohol to get █
    █ through the working day. He likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly █
    █ at inclement weather. █
    █ █
    ███████████████████████ Mebzuth @ben_lubar' Tosidonrel ██████████████████████ █ █ █ "When all other bonds wither, friendship will remain." █ █ █ █ He is an ardent worshipper of The Nourishing Gate. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite in the █ █ year 250. █ █ He is fifty-one years old, born on the 15th of Galena in the year 199. █ █ He has a broad body. His very long sideburns are neatly combed. His █ █ very long moustache is neatly combed. His very long beard is neatly combed. █ █ His hair is clean-shaven. He has a very round chin. He has a high, clear █ █ voice. His lips are thick. His ears are extraordinarily broad. His somewhat █ █ narrow ochre eyes have large irises. His hair is amber. His skin is ecru. █ █ He is extremely quick to tire. █ █ Mebzuth@ben_lubar' Tosidonrel likes horn silver, steel, tsavorite, █
    █ green glass, linen paper, the color jade, quivers, statues, rings, yaks for █
    █ their shaggy hair, the words of The Satin of Blossoms and the sound of The █
    █ Euphoria of Couples. When possible, he prefers to consume giant pond turtle, █
    █ clownfish, plump helmets and banana beer. He absolutely detests snails. █
    █ He has poor empathy, meager creativity, a questionable spatial sense, a █
    █ poor ability to manage or understand social relationships and lousy █
    █ intuition. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, values family greatly, sees friendship as █
    █ one of the finer things in life, greatly respects artists and their works, █
    █ really respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects █
    █ those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, █
    █ values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, █
    █ values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce and values █
    █ knowledge. He personally finds the ideas of independence and freedom █
    █ somewhat foolish, finds blind honesty foolish, doesn't care about nature one █
    █ way or another and doesn't particularly value loyalty. He dreams of creating █
    █ a great work of art. █
    █ He has a profound sense of duty and obligation. He greatly moved by art █
    █ and natural beauty. He is prone to strong feelings of lust. He often acts █
    █ with compassion. He is not particularly interested in what others think of █
    █ him. He isn't particularly curious about the world. He tries to do things █
    █ correctly each time. He tends to ask others for help with difficult █
    █ decisions. He likes to take it easy. He is somewhat quarrelsome, and he is █
    █ bothered by this since he values friendship. He is slow to anger. He tends █
    █ to stretch out when he's bored. His hands become animated when he gets █
    █ angry. He needs alcohol to get through the working day. He likes working █
    █ outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather. █
    █ █
    ████████████████████████ Fikod @Yamikuronue' ònulkes ████████████████████████ █ █ █ "How can society function without loyalty? We must be able to have █ █ faith in each other." █ █ █ █ She is a casual worshipper of Nish Goldenpriced. █ █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █ █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She is the former expedition leader of The █ █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite █ █ in the year 250. █ █ She is seventy-nine years old, born on the 6th of Felsite in the year █ █ 171. █ █ She is tall and scrawny. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. Her █ █ broad ears have large hanging lobes. Her eyebrows are extremely long. Her █ █ head is tall. Her ochre eyes are slightly wide-set. Her hair is chocolate. █ █ Her skin is ecru. Her nose is somewhat long. █ █ She is weak and quite clumsy. █ █ Fikod@Yamikuronue' ònulkes likes sylvite, tin, onyx, giant pond █
    █ turtle shell, blue jay parchment, the color azure, bolts, tables, crutches, █
    █ dogs for their loyalty, two-humped camels for their humps, pines for their █
    █ needles and the sound of The Cardinal Incense. When possible, she prefers to █
    █ consume radish wine and eggplant seeds. She absolutely detests flies. █
    █ She has great intuition, great analytical abilities, a very good sense █
    █ of empathy, a natural inclination toward language and a sum of patience, but █
    █ she has an iffy memory, a questionable spatial sense and a poor kinesthetic █
    █ sense. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, greatly respects artists and their works, really respects those █
    █ that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard █
    █ at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, █
    █ finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial █
    █ prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds █
    █ nature somewhat disturbing. She personally finds blind honesty foolish, █
    █ values self-control and does not care about friendship. She dreams of █
    █ raising a family. █
    █ She is unable to make decisions without a great deal of input from █
    █ others. She generally finds herself quite hopeful about the future. She █
    █ tends to consider what others think of her. She thinks she is fairly █
    █ important in the grand scheme of things. She isn't given to flights of █
    █ fancy. She generally acts with a narrow focus on the current activity. She █
    █ is curious and eager to learn. She snaps her fingers repeatedly when she's █
    █ excited. Her hands are animated when she speaks. She needs alcohol to get █
    █ through the working day. She likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly █
    █ at inclement weather. █
    █ █
    ████████████████████████ Tobul @TwelveBaud' Idcatten █████████████████████████ █ █ █ "I've been fine." █ █ █ █ He is a casual worshipper of Oggez. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is the hammerer of The Terrible Fellowship of Goats. █ █ He is the militia commander of The Terrible Fellowship of Goats. He arrived █ █ at Ungègnïr on the 15th of Granite in the year 250. █ █ He is fifty-six years old, born on the 9th of Sandstone in the year 194. █ █ He is large and fat. He has a very round chin. His lips are very thick. █ █ He has a high, clear voice. His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long █ █ moustache is arranged in double braids. His long beard is neatly combed. His █ █ hair is clean-shaven. His somewhat tall ears are extraordinarily broad. His █ █ hair is saffron. His skin is ecru. His eyes are ochre. █ █ He is very slow to tire, quite durable and rarely sick, but he is weak █ █ and slow to heal. █ █ Tobul@TwelveBaud' Idcatten likes mica, electrum, sard, giant loon █
    █ leather, the color bronze, war hammers, shields, floodgates, scepters, sheep █
    █ for their wool, iron men for their stern appearance, the words of The Smile █
    █ of Libraries and the sound of The Silken Smile. When possible, he prefers to █
    █ consume radish plants and durian wine. He absolutely detests fire snakes. █
    █ He has meager creativity and little willpower. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, values family greatly, sees friendship as █
    █ one of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, █
    █ greatly respects artists and their works, really respects those that take █
    █ the time to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their █
    █ labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds █
    █ merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, █
    █ values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature █
    █ somewhat disturbing. He personally values self-control, views loyalty █
    █ unfavorably and values romance. He dreams of crafting a masterwork someday. █
    █ He hates vows, obligations, promises and other binding elements that █
    █ could restrict his life, and he is conflicted by this since he believes in █
    █ the importance of the rule of the law. He is very polite and observes █
    █ appropriate rules of decorum when possible. He dislikes receiving advice, █
    █ preferring to keep his own counsel. He tends to be a little tight with █
    █ resources when working on projects. He is rarely happy or enthusiastic, and █
    █ he is conflicted by this as he values parties and merrymaking in the █
    █ abstract. He is quick to form negative views about things. He has a █
    █ noticeable lack of perseverance. He likes to brawl. He doesn't focus on █
    █ material goods. He thinks he is fairly important in the grand scheme of █
    █ things. He can occasionally lose focus on the matter at hand. He needs █
    █ alcohol to get through the working day. He likes working outdoors and █
    █ grumbles only mildly at inclement weather. █
    █ █
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  • Impossible Mission Players - A

    @ben_lubar said:

    Initiation Document, Addendum A: Dossiers

    Highlights for: Dîshmab '@accalia' Kedcerol:

    She is muscular. Her nose bridge is incredibly concave. Her hair is straight. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. Her tall ears are broad. Her eyebrows are extremely long. Her ochre eyes are slightly wide-set. Her hair is cinnamon. Her skin is ecru.
    She is strong and tough, but she is quite susceptible to disease.

    She absolutely detests rats.

    She has a way with words, a good spatial sense, good creativity and the ability to focus, but she has a poor memory.

    Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, greatly prizes loyalty, values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, greatly respects artists and their works, deeply respects those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, values knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. She personally sees lying as an important means to an end, does not respect the law, values decorum, dignity and proper behavior, is somewhat put off by trade and commerce and doesn't care if others take the time to master skills. She dreams of raising a family.

    She rarely looks on others with lust. She likes to present herself boldly, even if it would offend an average sense of modesty. She desires little for herself in the way of possessions. She very rarely develops negative feelings toward things. She has a tendency to go it alone, without considering the advice of others. She is quite ambitious. She has a calm demeanor.
    She tends to be a little tight with resources when working on projects. She is generally quite confident of her abilities when undertaking specific ventures.
    She has an active imagination. She tends to consider what others think of her. She is rarely happy or enthusiastic, and she is conflicted by this as she values parties and merrymaking in the abstract. She is somewhat fearful in the face of imminent danger.
    She finds obligations confining, though she values the concept of loyalty and is troubled by her natural tendencies. She prefers that everyone live as harmoniously as possible.
    She is moved by art and natural beauty, and she is troubled by this since she dislikes the natural world. She isn't particularly curious about the world.
    She doesn't often experience strong cravings or urges. She stiffens up when she's surprised.
    She needs alcohol to get through the working day. She likes working outdoors and grumbles only mildly at inclement weather.

    What do you think of your dossier, @Accalia?



  • ██████████████████████ Monom @Tsaukpaetra' Tekkudshem ███████████████████████ █ █ █ "Oh, I don't usually think much." █ █ █ █ Within the last season, she didn't feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █ █ She is the daughter of Stodir Trussclasp and Tun Paddletame. She is a █ █ worshipper of The Nourishing Gate and a worshipper of Rigòth the Board of █ █ Amethysts. She used to be an apprentice under Rosmic Gravetufts. █ █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █ █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She is a former member of The Wall of █ █ Libraries. She is a former member of The Colorless Savageries. She is a █ █ former member of The Still Lutes. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 26th of █ █ Malachite in the year 250. █ █ She is one hundred eight years old, born on the 18th of Moonstone in █ █ the year 142. █ █ She is very fat. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. Her ecru █ █ skin is slightly wrinkled. Her ears are somewhat broad. Her head is somewhat █ █ tall. Her hair is gray mixed with buff. Her eyes are ochre. █ █ She is clumsy and very slow to heal. █ █ Monom@Tsaukpaetra' Tekkudshem likes limonite, nickel, almandine, █
    █ kenaf fabric, mountain goat parchment, low boots, armor stands, crowns and █
    █ llamas for their jutting teeth. When possible, she prefers to consume giant █
    █ snapping turtle and foxtail millet beer. She absolutely detests hamsters. █
    █ She has a lot of willpower, but she has bad intuition, a questionable █
    █ spatial sense and poor creativity. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, █
    █ values family greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, █
    █ believes that honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and their █
    █ works, really respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply █
    █ respects those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and █
    █ fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile █
    █ activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, █
    █ values knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. She personally █
    █ disdains the law, finds romance distasteful, views loyalty unfavorably and █
    █ sees competition as wasteful and silly. She dreams of mastering a skill. █
    █ She is constantly ablaze with feelings of lust. She has a low sense of █
    █ self-esteem. She doesn't generally think before acting. She is very █
    █ trusting. She has an active imagination. She is a friendly individual. She █
    █ tends to avoid any physical confrontations, and she works to square this █
    █ natural tendency with her respect of martial prowess. She tends to form only █
    █ tenuous emotional bonds with others. She is stubborn. She doesn't often feel █
    █ envious of others. She is somewhat uncomfortable around those that appear █
    █ unusual or live differently from herself. She speaks rapidly when she's █
    █ excited. She becomes very focused during conversations when she's angry. She █
    █ needs alcohol to get through the working day. █
    █ █
    ███████████████████████ Bim @Placeholder' Dorenozkak ████████████████████████ █ █ █ "I talked to my spouse. I feel such love!" █ █ █ █ He feels love talking with the spouse. Within the last season, he didn't █ █ feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █ █ He is married to Ducim@sloosecannon' Controlarches and has one child: █
    █ Id Teachwound. He is the son of Kadôl Ironcrushed and Tun Mortalboat. He is █
    █ a worshipper of Oggez. █
    █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █
    █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Nets of Worth. He is a █
    █ former member of The Considerate Razor. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 26th █
    █ of Malachite in the year 250. █
    █ He is ninety-six years old, born on the 6th of Granite in the year 154. █
    █ He is skinny. His long sideburns are braided. His long moustache is █
    █ arranged in double braids. His medium-length beard is arranged in double █
    █ braids. His hair is clean-shaven. His hair is dark brown mixed with gray. █
    █ His skin is ecru. His eyes are ochre. █
    █ He is almost never sick, quite durable, quick to heal and slow to tire. █
    █ Bim @Placeholder' Dorenozkak likes conglomerate, pig iron, green █ █ zircon, giant pond turtle shell, the color aquamarine, moons, shields, █ █ quivers, cabinets, mini-forges and the sound of The Cardinal Incense. When █ █ possible, he prefers to consume fisher berry wine. He absolutely detests █ █ bats. █ █ He has a good spatial sense and an ability to read emotions fairly █ █ well, but he has a shortage of patience, quite poor focus and next to no █ █ natural musical ability. █ █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █ █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █ █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, sees friendship █ █ as one of the finer things in life, believes that honesty is a high ideal, █ █ greatly respects artists and their works, really respects those that take █ █ the time to master a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their █ █ labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds █ █ merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, █ █ values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature █ █ somewhat disturbing. He personally values family and doesn't respect a █ █ society that has settled into harmony without debate and strife. He dreams █ █ of crafting a masterwork someday. █ █ He very easily falls into love and develops positive feelings. He █ █ doesn't cling tightly to ideas and is open to changing his mind. He tends to █ █ form only tenuous emotional bonds with others. He tends to avoid crowds. He █ █ has a calm demeanor. He can handle stress. He stares intently when he's █ █ thinking. He needs alcohol to get through the working day. █ █ █ ██████████████████████ Stinthäd@FrostCat' Deduknil █████████████████████████
    █ █
    █ "You shouldn't waste your life on revenge." █
    █ █
    █ Within the last season, he didn't feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █
    █ He is married to Thob @blakeyrat' Rakeflags. He is a worshipper of █ █ Arel Diveddye. He has apprentices Dosheb Basispulley and Arul █ █ Sloshedzeniths. He has an former apprentice, Oxul Renownrumor. He used to be █ █ an apprentice under Moñol Hugsbrands. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The White Armor. He is a █ █ former member of The Oaken Fellowship. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 26th of █ █ Malachite in the year 250. █ █ He is one hundred twelve years old, born on the 1st of Granite in the █ █ year 138. █ █ His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very long moustache is neatly █ █ combed. His long beard is neatly combed. His hair is clean-shaven. His lips █ █ are thick. He is average in size. His free-lobed ears are extraordinarily █ █ broad. His nose is slightly hooked. His hair is gray mixed with brown. His █ █ skin is ecru. His eyes are ochre. █ █ He is extremely quick to tire. █ █ Stinthäd@FrostCat' Deduknil likes phyllite, lead, tigereye, ocelot █
    █ leather, alpaca wool, the color dark brown, gems, shields, rings, ballista █
    █ arrows, alpacas for their long necks, the sound of The Lyric of Style and █
    █ the sight of The Lavender Glimmer. When possible, he prefers to consume █
    █ impala, anchovy and white millet beer. He absolutely detests mosquitos. █
    █ He has a very good sense of the position of his own body and a lot of █
    █ willpower, but he has poor empathy, poor analytical abilities and a lack of █
    █ understanding of social relationships. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, believes that honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and █
    █ their works, really respects those that take the time to master a skill, █
    █ respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking █
    █ and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure █
    █ time, respects commerce, values knowledge and finds nature somewhat █
    █ disturbing. He personally finds friendship burdensome and doesn't really see █
    █ the point of working hard. He dreams of raising a family. █
    █ He sees others as selfish and conniving. He very rarely develops █
    █ negative feelings toward things. He does not have a great aesthetic █
    █ sensitivity, and he is conflicted by this as he values artwork and its █
    █ creation. He can easily fall in love or develop positive sentiments. He █
    █ tends to think before acting. He doesn't focus on material goods. He doesn't █
    █ tend to hold on to grievances. He isn't particularly curious about the █
    █ world. He doesn't cling tightly to ideas and is open to changing his mind. █
    █ He tends to share his own experiences and thoughts with others. He is quick █
    █ to anger. He gnaws his lips when he's annoyed. He needs alcohol to get █
    █ through the working day. █
    █ █
    ███████████████████████ Tholtig @fbmac' Fikodzanor ██████████████████████████ █ █ █ "One must always be loyal to their cause and the ones they serve." █ █ █ █ Within the last season, he didn't feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █ █ He is the son of Asën Roughclashed and Shem Netscorched. He is a █ █ worshipper of The Nourishing Gate. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Lash of Dikes. He arrived █ █ at Ungègnïr on the 26th of Malachite in the year 250. █ █ He is one hundred twenty years old, born on the 8th of Limestone in the █ █ year 130. █ █ He is incredibly muscular. His sideburns are clean-shaven. His very █ █ long moustache is neatly combed. His medium-length beard is neatly combed. █ █ His hair is clean-shaven. He has a round chin. His slightly hooked nose is █ █ short. His hair is gray with some copper. His skin is ecru. His eyes are █ █ ochre. █ █ He is mighty, but he is clumsy. █ █ Tholtig@fbmac' Fikodzanor likes marble, zinc, moonstone, cod bone, █
    █ gems, quivers, dogs for their loyalty, damselflies for their coloration and █
    █ the words of The Dinner of Periwinkles. When possible, he prefers to consume █
    █ turnip wine. He absolutely detests moon snails. █
    █ He has a great kinesthetic sense, a good memory and a feel for music, █
    █ but he has little patience. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that █
    █ honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and their works, really █
    █ respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those █
    █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, values █
    █ cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values █
    █ martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, values knowledge █
    █ and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally greatly respects █
    █ individuals that persevere through their trials and labors. He dreams of █
    █ crafting a masterwork someday. █
    █ He lives at a slow-going and leisurely pace. He prefers to present █
    █ himself modestly. He does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity, and he is █
    █ conflicted by this as he values artwork and its creation. He tends to hang █
    █ on to grievances. He isn't given to flights of fancy. He generally acts █
    █ impartially and is rarely moved to mercy. He isn't particularly curious █
    █ about the world. He often feels discouraged. He does not go out of his way █
    █ to help others. He doesn't focus on material goods. He tends to form only █
    █ tenuous emotional bonds with others. He likes a little excitement now and █
    █ then. He needs alcohol to get through the working day. █
    █ █
    █████████████████████████ Olin @Weng' Togalubbul ████████████████████████████ █ █ █ "If you have a task, do it properly." █ █ █ █ Within the last season, he didn't feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █ █ He is the son of Vabôk Galleydrinks and Tosid Fordplanks. He is a █ █ worshipper of Rigòth the Board of Amethysts. He is an apprentice under Onget █ █ Contestgirders. █ █ He is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. He is a member of The Terrible █ █ Fellowship of Goats. He is a former member of The Roasted Rock. He is a █ █ former member of The Lash of Dikes. He arrived at Ungègnïr on the 26th of █ █ Malachite in the year 250. █ █ He is thirty-seven years old, born on the 1st of Moonstone in the year █ █ 213. █ █ He is average in size. His very long sideburns are braided. His very █ █ long moustache is arranged in double braids. His long beard is arranged in █ █ double braids. His very long hair is braided. His ears are fuse-lobed. His █ █ nose is upturned. His eyebrows are high. His somewhat short head is narrow. █ █ His ochre eyes are somewhat narrow. His hair is dark chestnut. His skin is █ █ ecru. █ █ He is remarkably flimsy. █ █ Olin@Weng' Togalubbul likes cryolite, rose gold, aquamarine, green █
    █ glass, blue jay leather, water buffalo horn, the color dark indigo, rhubarbs █
    █ for their taste, the words of The Euphoric Lute and the sound of The Silken █
    █ Smile. When possible, he prefers to consume giant opossum, beet plants and █
    █ fonio beer. He absolutely detests oysters. █
    █ He has a great memory, willpower and a good spatial sense, but he has a █
    █ shortage of patience and very bad intuition. █
    █ Like others in his culture, he holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, sees friendship █
    █ as one of the finer things in life, greatly respects artists and their █
    █ works, really respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply █
    █ respects those that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and █
    █ fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking and partying worthwhile █
    █ activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, respects commerce, █
    █ values knowledge and finds nature somewhat disturbing. He personally finds █
    █ those that deny their impulses somewhat stiff, values honesty, finds █
    █ eloquence and artful speech off-putting and does not care about family one █
    █ way or the other. He dreams of crafting a masterwork someday. █
    █ He is very greedy. He is a pessimist. He rarely looks on others with █
    █ lust. He lives at a slow-going and leisurely pace. He is very trusting. He █
    █ is very slow to anger. He is very humble. He tries to do things correctly █
    █ each time. He tends to avoid crowds. He finds obligations confining, though █
    █ he is conflicted by this for more than one reason. He tends to be a little █
    █ tight with resources when working on projects. He doesn't mind wearing █
    █ something special now and again. He has a tendency to go it alone, without █
    █ considering the advice of others. He has little interest in joking around. █
    █ He is not particularly interested in what others think of him. He can handle █
    █ stress. He holds his breath when he's nervous. He stiffens up when he's █
    █ surprised. He needs alcohol to get through the working day. █
    █ █
    ████████████████████████ Thob @blakeyrat' Borushsolon ███████████████████████ █ █ █ "It's not perfect, but it's good enough. Why fret about it?" █ █ █ █ Within the last season, she didn't feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █ █ She is married to Stinthäd@FrostCat' Manorhammers. She is a █
    █ worshipper of Oggez. She is an apprentice under Nil Whippedchampion. █
    █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █
    █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She is a former member of The Craft of █
    █ Martyring. She is a former member of The Oaken Fellowship. She is a former █
    █ member of The Lash of Dikes. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 26th of █
    █ Malachite in the year 250. █
    █ She is one hundred thirteen years old, born on the 1st of Granite in █
    █ the year 137. █
    █ She is very fat. Her nose bridge is incredibly concave. Her slightly █
    █ wide-set ochre eyes have large irises. Her nose is quite long. Her ears are █
    █ broad. Her hair is straight. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. Her █
    █ eyebrows are quite long. Her head is somewhat narrow. Her hair is gray mixed █
    █ with cinnamon. Her skin is ecru. █
    █ She is agile and rarely sick, but she is weak and very slow to heal. █
    █ Thob @blakeyrat' Borushsolon likes kimberlite, rose gold, rock █ █ crystal, brook lamprey leather, pig tail paper, the color goldenrod, large █ █ daggers, traction benches, louse men for their ability to infest, the words █ █ of The Smile of Libraries, the sound of The Silken Smile and the sight of █ █ The Lavender Glimmer. When possible, she prefers to consume fisher berries █ █ and potato wine. She absolutely detests toads. █ █ She has an amazing spatial sense and the ability to focus, but she has █ █ little willpower, a meager kinesthetic sense and little linguistic ability. █ █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █ █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █ █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █ █ greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that █ █ honesty is a high ideal, greatly respects artists and their works, really █ █ respects those that take the time to master a skill, deeply respects those █ █ that work hard at their labors, respects fair-dealing and fair-play, finds █ █ merrymaking and partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, █ █ values leisure time, respects commerce and values knowledge. She personally █ █ doesn't respect a society that has settled into harmony without debate and █ █ strife, doesn't care about nature one way or another and doesn't see █ █ cooperation as valuable. She dreams of mastering a skill. █ █ She would be deeply satisfied if everyone could live as one in complete █ █ harmony, though she is troubled by her own nature as she prefers discord and █ █ debate at a more abstract level. She takes no pleasure in her talents and █ █ appearance. She is not readily moved by art or natural beauty, and she is █ █ conflicted by this as she values artwork and its creation. She often feels █ █ envious of others. She tends to ask others for help with difficult █ █ decisions. She likes to keep things practical, without delving too deeply █ █ into the abstract. She prefers to present herself modestly. She doesn't try █ █ to get things done perfectly. She has little interest in joking around. She █ █ often acts with compassion. She has a sense of duty. She likes a little █ █ excitement now and then. She is often nervous. She can handle stress. She is █ █ assertive. She has a greedy streak. She needs alcohol to get through the █ █ working day. █ █ █ ███████████████████████ Ducim@sloosecannon' Egulrovod ██████████████████████
    █ █
    █ "I talked to my spouse. I am very aroused!" █
    █ █
    █ She is aroused talking with the spouse. Within the last season, she didn't █
    █ feel anything after seeing a eagle die. █
    █ She is married to Bim @Placeholder' Diamondcarries and has one child: █ █ Id Teachwound. She is the daughter of Tosid Flierbasements and Amost █ █ Boatssinged. █ █ She is a citizen of The Metal of Matches. She is a member of The █ █ Terrible Fellowship of Goats. She is a former member of The Considerate █ █ Razor. She arrived at Ungègnïr on the 26th of Malachite in the year 250. █ █ She is one hundred four years old, born on the 27th of Granite in the █ █ year 146. █ █ She is average in size. Her ears are extraordinarily broad. Her nose is █ █ short. Her very long hair is tied in a pony tail. Her eyebrows are quite █ █ sparse. Her ecru skin is slightly wrinkled. Her hair is dark chestnut mixed █ █ with gray. Her eyes are ochre. Her eyes are slightly wide-set. Her lips are █ █ slightly thick. Her nose bridge is slightly convex. █ █ She is indefatigable and incredibly tough. █ █ Ducim@sloosecannon' Egulrovod likes cryolite, bismuth bronze, plume █
    █ agate, walrus leather, gazelle hoof, leggings, barrels, catapult parts, █
    █ giant crows for their intelligence, the sound of The Silken Smile and the █
    █ sight of The Lyrics of Wonder. When possible, she prefers to consume giant █
    █ koala and dwarven wine. She absolutely detests purring maggots. █
    █ She has a way with words, but she has meager creativity, poor █
    █ analytical abilities, poor focus and poor spatial senses. █
    █ Like others in her culture, she holds craftsdwarfship to be of the █
    █ highest ideals and celebrates talented artisans and their masterworks, has a █
    █ great deal of respect for the law, greatly prizes loyalty, values family █
    █ greatly, sees friendship as one of the finer things in life, believes that █
    █ honesty is a high ideal, really respects those that take the time to master █
    █ a skill, deeply respects those that work hard at their labors, respects █
    █ fair-dealing and fair-play, values cooperation, finds merrymaking and █
    █ partying worthwhile activities, values martial prowess, values leisure time, █
    █ respects commerce and finds nature somewhat disturbing. She personally █
    █ values a harmonious existence, finds the pursuit of knowledge to be a waste █
    █ of effort, prefers a noisy, bustling life to boring days without activity █
    █ and doesn't care about art one way or another. She dreams of mastering a █
    █ skill. █
    █ She is not the type to fall in love or even develop positive feelings. █
    █ She is inattentive to detail in her own work. She is sloppy with her living █
    █ space. She is intellectually stubborn, rarely changing her mind during a █
    █ debate regardless of the merits. She is stingy with resources on projects █
    █ and refuses to expend any extra effort. She has a low sense of self-esteem. █
    █ She tends to think before acting. She tends not to be swayed by emotional █
    █ appeals. She has a tendency to go it alone, without considering the advice █
    █ of others. She does not have a great aesthetic sensitivity. She can █
    █ occasionally lose focus on the matter at hand. She prefers that everyone █
    █ live as harmoniously as possible. She tends to hang on to grievances. She █
    █ does not easily hate or develop negative feelings. She bites her nails when █
    █ she's annoyed. She needs alcohol to get through the working day. █
    █ █
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  • @Tsaukpaetra said:

    Her tall ears are broad.

    So, she... just has big ears, I guess?



  • @ben_lubar said:

    Sigun `@aliceif' Atîsimush

    Her hair is clean-shaven. [...] Her hair is brown.

    How does that work?



  • Before she shaved her hair, it was brown.

    Also, she has eyelashes.



  • I'm a member of the terrible fellowship of goats, that's cool



  • That's the name of the site government, run by @boomzilla.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Ohai I'm married to @placeholder.

    And apparently aroused.

    :giggity:

    @ben_lubar said:

    That's the name of the site government, run by @boomzilla.

    Good name, DF namegen, good name...



  • And none of us care about these fucking eagles that keep dying



  • It's just one eagle corpse corpse that's near where the wagon was.


  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    @sloosecannon said:

    Ohai I'm married to @Placeholder

    ...

    How in the world did that happen? According to our bios, we are almost exact opposites.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Who knows. I'd suggest maybe it's an arranged marriage but... apparently I'm very much in love......

    shivers

    Yikes.

    Anyways....


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