Having a ball
Don't all rush to enter at once but it turns out there's a scrotum beauty pageant
Today, a beauty pageant has been launched to find the most beautiful scrotum, the sac which holds the testes, as voted for by the internet.
Entries are open until Christmas, meaning prospective candidates have until then to submit a photo of their, er, package.
Note that that's scrotums only, gentlemen, not testicles, meaning some thought has to go into the photographic composition of your entry.
The competitors’ submissions are available to peruse and vote on at ballscontest.com (which my surprised colleagues tell me you shouldn’t under any circumstances visit at work, or in a public place).
Here's the link to the full article.
Also, I've found @PJH 's next avatar
No link to the leaderboard of their last contest?
[spoiler]Inb4 “hurp-durp there goes librulpedia trying to redefine the meaning of words again, here's what I think a vagina actually is...” etc.[/spoiler]