How can anyone be this stupid?
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Angela Kipp of Syracuse was reversing her car out of her driveway on Friday when she noticed a spider perched on her shoulder.
The 35-year-old responded by leaping out of the car while it was still in motion, 11 Alive reports.
That's pretty stupid
Her nine-year-old son who was also in the car, quickly clambered into the front seat and tried to hit the brakes.
Who would leap out of a car when their kids are still inside?!?!
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Your dad did that?!?
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You're not even pretending now. You posted that just to insult someone and possibly cause a heated argument.
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Also recently:
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The crash is under investigation by the Kosciusko County Sheriff's Department, WANE writes.
TRWTF is misspelling "Kościuszko". And I'm not saying about the accent over s, but about lack of z.
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- Leaping out of the car won't get it off your shoulder
- The kid was the responsible one here, trying to get the situation under control.
PS - FUCKING AUTOPLAY VIDEO!
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As opposed to when?
As opposed to when you make yourself look like you really believe that a variable and an expression is the same thing, or when you say Open Source advocates are all terrible people because all your experience with them was terrible, etc. Usually, there is some weak excuse for your idiotic behavior, but here, you're not even trying.Say what now?
Fuck you, pedantyczne ścierwo.
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The 35-year-old responded by leaping out of the car while it was still in motion
Secondary offence: Not wearing her seatbelt.
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a spider perched on her shoulder
That's fucking nasty though. Especially if it's bigger than a cm or so.
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Meh. Wouldn't bother me.
I can't see it being better than jumping out of a moving car in any case.
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Carcass in general.
Not sure if @Gaska was aiming for "dickweed", but if so, that's a swing and a miss...
Filed under: pedantyczne chujochwasty
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I've actually spilled a glass of wine over the closest wall when discovering a spider on my shoulder. Would hopefully stay in the moving car though... So, yeah. Why am I discussing this shit anyway? Ah. ++; Spiders--
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Who would leap out of a car when their kids are still inside?!?!
Just imagine looking to the side and seeing @blakeyrat on your shoulder!
Filed Under: Pretty sure you would jump out of the car instantly
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maybe he just wanted to insult you. maybe it's the new term all the cool boys use.
now, chujochwasty doesn't show in any translator i know
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doesn't show in any translator
The thing about Polish is that our swears can get too creative for a dictionary.
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Google managed to translate "pedantyczne chujo chwasty" as "Chujo pedantic weeds", so it's not much of a stretch to imagine what "chujo" means.
Edit: Though I can only find references to Japenese people with the surname Chujo when searching on DuckDuckGo. No Polish in sight.
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Chujo sounds like a dog's name.
"good boy chujo, good boy!"
Edit: or not
The thing about Polish is that our swears can get too creative for a dictionary.
I think that goes for every language...
Filed Under: Chinga tu madre cabron hijo de la huevada. boludo, culero, Huevon, etc etc
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TRWTF is misspelling "Kościuszko".
You're gonna lose your shit when you hear how Hoosiers pronounce it:Kah-zee-ahss-koh
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I'm now trying to reconstruct how our languages got to their current forms from xujь...
TFWTF: a place that makes you think about dicks. In more than one way.
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But then his shoulder aliens would be shoulder shoulder aliens...
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I think it's The Fake WTF as oppose to The Real WTF.
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The Faily Worse Than Failure?
Yes.
I think it's The Fake WTF as oppose to The Real WTF.
Also, that.
Filed under: I am perfec!
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I do not actually believe this question need, any longer, be asked.
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I also like people who get locked out of their cars with children inside on a hot day and completely freak out and call the fire department / police or whatever. JUST PICK UP A ROCK OR SOMETHING.
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1. Leaping out of the car won't get it off your shoulder
- The kid was the responsible one here, trying to get the situation under control.
3. The kid obviously did not have his seat-belt on, otherwise he would not have been able to climb into the front seat fast enough to do anything.
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Oh no, she's already spawned
Nature: 1
Darwin: 0Kid seems alright though.
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{hovers over link}
HUFFPO?!?! AHHHH!
{leaps out of Discourse, sets Internet on fire}
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When the false WTF enters the world, the true WTF is hidden.
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Seriously, GW2 is probably my favorite MMO ever.
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You're gonna lose your shit when you hear how Hoosiers pronounce it:
Kah-zee-ahss-koh
In Australia we say Kos-e-osko
On Topic - I almost crashed the car when I noticed a huntsman out of the corner of my eye on the inside of the driver's side window i.e. 6 inches from my face. I was looking at it to see what it was planning and the road curved but I nearly didn't.
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On Topic - I almost crashed the car when I noticed a huntsman out of the corner of my eye on the inside of the driver's side window i.e. 6 inches from my face. I was looking at it to see what it was planning and the road curved but I nearly didn't.
This isn't as bad as bailing out while your child is still in the vehicle, at least.
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I almost crashed the car when I noticed a huntsman
At least it wasn't a redback, mate! :-)
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No Polish in sight.
This actually reminds me of an Irish urban legend. There was a Polish man that was notorious for speeding and commiting various other traffic offenses. He was seen all across the country committing various offenses often at the same time in two different places. Turned out the gardai were looking for the Polish for "Drivers License". And you people wonder why I want the Irish wiped out. ^_^
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In Australia we say Kos-e-osko
From the IPA for that, it looks like the same, Anglici[z|s]ed pronunciation.
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In Australia, the bigger the spider the safer it is!
Hmmm, I'd rather just avoid the Aussie wildlife altogether.
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To the best of my knowledge, the ratio of animal species in Australia which are not potentially fatal to humans to those that are is very nearly zero, so I concur with this statement.
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@RTapeLoadingError said:
huntsman
In Australia, the bigger the spider the safer it is!I've had huntsmen in the house and they do give you a bit of a start. I'm not particularly scared of them and will happily trap them in a takeaway tub and put them outside.
To the best of my knowledge, the ratio of animal species in Australia which are not potentially fatal to humans to those that are is very nearly zero, so I concur with this statement.
In 10 years of living in Brisbane I've not a seen a single dangerous animal. A couple of pythons, a few biggish spiders and that's it really.
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I've had huntsmen in the house
I've not a seen a single dangerous animal
Spider != dangerous?
ERR_DOES_NOT_COMPUTE
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Spider != dangerous?ERR_DOES_NOT_COMPUTE
The number of dangerous spiders you will meet in your life is very likely lower than the number of dangerous humans you meet every day.