Stunningly Relevant Google Text Ads
I'm sure that most are familiar with the way Google mail parses the text of your emails to display "relevant" ads.
When I saw this today, my fears of Google's self-awareness were again confirmed:
On New Years Day, 2007, Google became self aware. The fallout from the advertising took a terrible toll on humanity, with small clutches of net users who had adblocks were all that remained, left to fight a pathetic resistance.