Who is submitting stories to /.?
Here, our beloved MUMPS:
Dunno, but they're more than welcome to that one...
MUMPS/M is poorly understood, at best, and more likely to be completely unknown.
Right... anyway, if they wanted to raise awareness and recruitment, they should use the money side. I'm pretty sure your average M programmer makes more than the average JS ninja.
Judging by performance, the average JS or Ruby ninja rock-star demigod should have to pay the company they work for.