How to (not) take a selfie in Russia
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Avoiding the Darwin Awards on a countrywide basis; the Russian Ministry of Internal Affairs are trying to eradicate stupidity...
From https://mvd.ru/safety_selfie
Feel free to provide (amusing) translations in reply and vote for your 'favourite'....
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#5 looks like "No Rod Hull imitations."
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Love the train in #7...
#3: "No selfies with Voltron "
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#6: Do not hadouken tigers!
BTW I love how they actually written "selfi" on those signs.
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There were no selfies on Iwo Jima.
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only because they all forgot their selfie sticks on the boat.
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only because they all forgot their selfie sticks on the boat.
they stupidly forgot to ask the Japanese to borrow one
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The one that takes the cake for me is #9. I can only imagine that during the tumbling this person would whip out a miraculously unscathed iPhone and trying to take a selfie and figuring out what hashtag to use
#TheySeeMeRolling
#RocknRoll
#HashTag
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They're going to deprive YouTube of a lot of crazy stunt videos.
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They all say No James Bond
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My phone doesn't seem to like polls with images:
Not bad
Oh come on!
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Best translation.
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Not Russian, but I've always been partial to this one - [spoiler]Please do not try to stop train with ass[/spoiler]
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1. "Please do not ask Mr. President Train any more questions."
2: "Balancing weapons on limb stumps strictly prohibited."
3: "When decorating your Christmas tree, exercise proper aesthetic taste."
4: "No, that's not the kind of motorboating pics we need for our porn site. Visit Urban Dictionary once in a while."
5. "You are not Thor."
6: "Vicious predatory cats have feelings too. Please refrain from mocking them."
7: "Darwin Awards are not being handed out today. Do not attempt to obtain them."
8: "Do not fall down stairs."
9: "See, now you're bringing an avalanche to the city. Told you not to fall down stairs."
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Please do not try to stop train with ass
My first impression was that the train is giving him a wedgie. We need to teach trains not to bully.
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We need to teach trains not to bully.
We need to prevent microagressions by public transport vehicles!
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Don't get me started ... why are trains always portrayed as black ... this is seriously insulting ...
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NOT A FAST-CHARGE POINT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_aw9VEQ4Hc
Not sure if more steel in balls or forearms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
Fresh air found in Chinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71MAFmlZzi0
On the correct use of the selfie stick
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TRAIN POLO PROHIBITED
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The guys at Iwo Jima had both feet on the ground. This guy just has his head in the clouds, at least until it smacks the Earth below. Clearly the answer here is to get a stronger TV antenna.
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Selfies kill more people than shark attacks
State legislators in both houses have passed a bill banning people from posing for photos while hugging, patting or otherwise touching tigers in New York state.
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Selfies kill more people than shark attacks
We need common sense selfie control NOW!
State legislators in both houses have passed a bill banning people from posing for photos while hugging, patting or otherwise touching tigers in New York state.
Oh, good. What about cougars?
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BTW I love how they actually written "selfi" on those signs.
It's better than Facebook being referred to as "Fejs" over here. And I mean on billboards promoting "free Facebook" dataplans for mobile and such.
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It's better than Facebook being referred to as "Fejs" over here.
Pronounced "face", with an obligatory Valley Girl note to it? Yeah, we got that too.
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And I mean on billboards promoting "free Facebook" dataplans for mobile and such.
Фрие фейсбук датапляны?
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Indeed. But no matter the pronunciation it's silly.
Got off easy though, I guess. Poor sods over to the east have to deal with names being spelled like that, too.
Filed under: Took me literally 2 minutes to figured out that Džek Sperou is a character from Pirates of the Caribbean...
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Фрие фейсбук датапляны?
No, we don't use cyrillic. In fact, when they tried to put up some signs in cyrillic up in an area where the percentage of Serbian minority is large enough for that to be warranted by law, protests rose up. It was "fun".
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Wouldn't playing the "I'm not touching you!" game with a tiger piss it off more?
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Wouldn't playing the "I'm not touching you!" game with a tiger piss it off more?
No. Tigers love a nice game of keepaway:
http://cdn.gifstache.com/2013/7/28/1460332474_1088603048.gif
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I think you mean cats. That is a gif of a cat.