When you have the honor of telling Oracle support, "YOU SHALL FIX THIS BUG!"
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So at work we have a bug with Oracle open. Their tier 2, of 11 levels of hell(?), asked: Is work around Q acceptable?
No. No it was not.
(Un)Fortunately the liaison between me/rest-of-team sent my "Y u no learn to code" to Oracle support. We actually got a, "It is a bug, we offered the workaround for the short-term. If it is unacceptable please let us know so we can elevate". Elevate. Elevate all the way to 15 you sick fucks.
And yes, I did find a "reasonable" work around that works but fuck Oracle. That's what we are paying for.
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Basically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbIR51_J_qY
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I didn't get the honor of saying that in the last Oracle bug we encountered... Nicole, our DBA did.
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It. Is. Glorious.
"YOU, SHALL, FIX, THIS, BUUUUUUGGGGG!"
I have never more wanted to fly to Cali and say, "You're code is bad and you should feel bad! Should you ever shame yourself in the same way, then world shall know; for you can't even "UPDATE THE MOST BASIC OF SYSTEMS""
Unfair to said junior who just joined but if you joined Oracle don't you deserve it?
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I have never more wanted to fly to Cali and say,
is it bad that i read that and thought : " wait, why does @MathNerdCNU want to fly to me and tell me that? what did i do this time to deser.... oooh... California! my bad."
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We need an "Awwww" button to go with our heart shaped +1 button. It should look like a hug.
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You're code is bad
You're grammar is bad. Or was it your actual intention to burn my retinas?
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Their their, you're retinas will be fine.
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Know, I was effecting there argument on grandma, so they're was know need to use a homonym, but since yew suggested it, eye think yore opinion mite bee correct.
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I see what we did their. Very cleaver.
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Yu shauld thynk abowt ye consekwinces ov your acsions befour yu stert thes
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Fuck guys, do we have to do this every thyme?
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Fuck guys, do we have to do this every thyme?
You can fuck guys whenever you want, Ben.
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@ben_lubar said:
Fuck guys, do we have to do this every thyme?
You can fuck guys whenever you want, Ben.
I think we'd all appreciate it if he didn't do it here though. some of the regulars might like video of the festivites, but it hink we can all agree that here is not the place, no?
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i can confidentally say that the answer to that question is "yes"
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I think for it to fit here in this category, one of the guys would have to be dressed up as Oracle, and there'd need to be some BDSM going on.
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is it bad that i read that and thought : " wait, why does @MathNerdCNU want to fly to me and tell me that? what did i do this time to deser.... oooh... California! my bad."
Is it bad I read that same thing and thought of you before the state?
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Unfair to said junior who just joined but if you joined Oracle don't you deserve it?
Maybe not. Years ago, I heard Oracle's business model described as
- Lure a ton of new college grads who have no real work experience and don't know any better by offering them too much money to refuse.
- Work them 60 – 80 hours / week until they burn out.
GOTO 1
Maybe your junior is one of those poor, unfortunate NCGs.
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Oracle's business model
That sounds the same as EA's. Which wouldn't surprise me in the slightest…
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Nerdy Creep, Gurning
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Watch this video on YouTube.
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