Perfect for Any Occasion!
Was in the pharmacy. They put up ads for the gift cards right next to the greeting cards. They didn't really think about what was right next to the greeting cards.
It's perfect! Get the right gift (of anal lube) for any occasion (such as our currently featured ones: Mother's Day, Father's Day, and graduation!)
And don't forget Grandson's First Birthday!
Bringing anal lube to a relative's marriage? PRICELESS!
Filed under: Not sure if I'd have the guts to do so ...
They should totally have made that part of a MasterCard commercial, too.