Jeff Atwood knows what good code is like
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Yeah. I do.
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http://www.thedailywtf.com/articles/Real_Consultants_Don_0x27_t_Use_Loops
Oh, the irony!
Also, I broke the Discoparser. Again.
Yes, I know someone else found something similar / same recently
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Why would you blindly quote the URL in the post right above yours?
Doing it wrong, man!
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Why would you blindly quote the URL in the post right above yours?
Because I
wantedtried to add emphasis?Doing it wrong, man!
Damn right I am!
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I hear you, dog.
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Why would you blindly quote the URL in the post right above yours?
Why did your good code break it?
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I know what a good wine is like. Yet usually, I just drink vodka.
Jeff knows what good code is like.
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They probably read that "loops are inefficient" and thought they were clever.
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What does that even mean?
Close your eyes, highlight some stuff, open your eyes, click on reply. Obviously!
Filed Under: As you see in this post!
Also Fiiled Under: This is probably a blindness awareness campaign!
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Close your eyes, highlight some stuff, open your eyes, click on reply. Obviously!
Well, I have been wrongly accused in that case. It took some considerable effort to format the damned link.
And it still broke...
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Well, I have been
wronglyblindly accused in that case
FTFY!Filed Under: figuring out what "blindly accusing" means in this case is left as an excercise for the reader!
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Yeah. I do.
Did somebody hack @wood 's account? Is this a drunken post?Tune in next time for the conclusion!
Filed under: TDEMSYR
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-funroll-all-loops !
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You stole my 1 forumpoint(zzz). Please provide me 1 forumpoint(zzz).
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Have a like. Is that 1 forumpointzzz worth? I'm not sure of the conversion rate...
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I love fun-rolling.
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'ello 'ello, what's all this then?
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I love fun-rolling.
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FEATURE REQUEST: enable trading of forumpoints and badges.
Discourse is not anywhere near gamified enough. I want to have an inventory, an user level, experience points, gold coins and cosmetic items with a 1% chance of having an "unusual" stat. What kind of lame community is this if I can't even trade virtual stuff?
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I'll trade up my 5 "Didn't Get The Joke" badges to anyone who has a spare non-lame badge!
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FEATURE REQUEST: enable trading of forumpoints and badges.
Discourse is not anywhere near gamified enough. I want to have an inventory, an user level, experience points, gold coins and cosmetic items with a 1% chance of having an "unusual" stat. What kind of lame community is this if I can't even trade virtual stuff?
If that happens, I'll just activate a @sockbot instance with the Eliza module and tell myself I'm playing Progress Quest, Discourse edition.
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Yes master One of the T̶w̶o̶ Three Things Hard In CompSci, I shall appear as summoned.
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But we have hats!
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why the hell are we posting links to 10 year old articles... is it Jeff's Anniversary of his first Jeffication?
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I'll trade up my 5 "Didn't Get The Joke" badges to anyone who has a spare non-lame badge!
If a trading system is to be implemented, I insist that staff be allowed to mark certain items as "non-tradeable". For instance "Didn't get the joke" badgers.
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WTB>
* Badge edirrevO tfeL-ot-thgiR
*Margrave Pedantic Dickweed of the Most Perverse Order of the Purple DildoWTT>
*Someone didn't get the joke (old version)
*Someone didn't get the joke (sql version)
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Even if Jeff knew good code, this was like 8 years before Discourse was created.
Filed under: Just checked the age of the link
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Discourse real-world trading. I'll sell @Mott555 on ebay and use @Mott556 as my new main account.
Until @Mott556 ends up with 6 whooshers …
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So @Mott555 has 5 whooshers.
@Mott556 just got threatened with 6 whooshers.Solution: Switch to @Mott0.
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If whooshers are stored as an unsigned int you just got yourself
4294966745
whooshers.Filed Under: Buffer Underflow awareness campaign
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So I need to do @MottNaN to force all y'all to interpret it as a double.
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I insist that staff be allowed to mark certain items as "non-tradeable". For instance "Didn't get the joke" badgers.
What? Everyone else who's got any could trade 'em all to @accalia!
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if she was willing to trade anything for them....
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if she was willing to trade anything for them....
Someone might have a pendantry badge they'd be willing to give up, although it seems unlikely.
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Will the @codinghorror and @nagesh badges be tradable? I want a matching set.
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Those badges...
But that's mod power abuse!
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Those badges...
But that's mod power abuse!No. It's admin power abuse. Get your facts straight.