How not to do headlines
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http://i.imgur.com/4cA8V67.png
Image from the main page of one of the biggest Polish news sites. See if you can pinpoint which headline doesn't belong.
Filed under: inb4 "they're all gibberish"
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What's this about NBA? Who cares about that shit, how is that news!?
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They're all...
Filed under: inb4 "they're all gibberish"
Never mind.
Btw, thanks Google search completion suggestions.
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inb4 "they're all gibberish"
But some headlines are more gibberish than others.
And the img:data:image/gif one most of all.
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Image from the main page of one of the biggest Polish news sites. See if you can pinpoint which headline doesn't belong.
Is this like the chicken, cow, pig and chair? Then I say the last one, since it's not obscure enough: I can guess what it's about (the Japanese train).BTW, in that picture, the eggs do not belong. Duh.
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The last one is also BIZNES while the rest are SPORT or WIADOMSwith a thing on itCI.
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WIADOMS<small><small><small><small><small>with a thing on it</small></small></small></small></small>CI.
Ah, we have a linguist in our midst.
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BIZNES
I love it when foreign words sound like humorous misspellings of English words
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I love it when foreign words sound like humorous misspellings of English words
That only seems fair given how many English words are humorous misspellings of foreign words.
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See if you can pinpoint which headline doesn't belong.
Is it the world's least unobtrusive web beacon?
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I think this base64 fragment makes the most sense of all of them.
I try to not read news whenever I can avoid it, because most of the time it looks like their headlines are generated using Markov chains.