Yep, that's definitely english.



  • Tried to install a VST pack today.
    Was greeted with this upon booting up the installer:

    Seems about right.

    <!-- and yes, changing languages between "english" and "deutsche" does absolutely jack shit. 10/10 best localization -->


  • Endnutzer im folgende Lizenznehmer

    :giggity:


  • area_deu

    German isn't sexy. Don't even try making it look sexy.



  • What are you talking about? That is clearly english.

    Filed under: Bedungiden einverstanden



  • @aliceif said:

    try making it look sexy

    For some reason sex is achievable. Or it might be a slight bias caused by German Porn movies. Not that I watch anything of that kind. Ever. Never have. Do they have German Porn?


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    I am reserving my judgement until I see @algorythmics try it first.



  • @Onyx said:

    until I see

    You really want to see that?



  • @aliceif said:

    German isn't sexy.

    It is if you're into BDSM.



  • This is English:

    HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
    þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
    hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!
    oft Scyld Scefing sceaþena þreatum,
    monegum mægþum meodosetla ofteah,
    egsode eorlas, syððanærest wearð
    feasceaft funden; he þæs frofre gebad,
    weox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þah,
    oð þæt him æghwylc ymbsittendra
    ofer hronrade hyran scolde,
    gomban gyldan; þæt wæs god cyning!
    Ðæm eafera wæs æfter cenned
    geong in geardum, þone God sende
    folce to frofre; fyrenðearfe ongeat,
    þe hie ær drugon aldorlease
    lange hwile; him þæs Liffrea,
    wuldres Wealdend woroldare forgeaf,
    Beowulf wæs breme --- blæd wide sprang---
    Scyldes eafera Scedelandum in.

    but my spell-checker just horked up a hairball.


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    @Buddy said:

    That is clearly english.

    http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/european-commission.html

    The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
    [...]


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    @PJH said:

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

    Mortal Kombat was way ahead of it's time.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @PJH said:

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.

    Paging @molesworth...

    Filed under: as any fule kno



  • @da_Doctah said:

    This is English

    :+1: My Medieval English Lit prof could read that with the (allegedly) correct pronunciation. I could kinda read Middle English, but never quite got Old English. The only line I remember, probably because it was the only line I could pronounce:

    Grendel gongan, godes yrre bær.


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