How to add awesome into your day



  • Responding to successive quickly executed commands from your supervisor with quotes from Protoss Starcraft units.


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  • I worked with a guy that almost got fired for responding to our boss with Warcraft 2 peon/grunt quotes. Boss was not amused.



  • Maybe because those included such awesome as:
    "Work work"
    "Why you make me work?"
    "Stop clicking on me".

    Protoss is awesomely submissive, which makes the responses satirical and ego stroking at the same time.

    "Yes Executor?"


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    @blakeyrat said:

    We need more lesbian ass!

    You called?



  • Sampled:

    "Please change setting to 200, I need to test the setting changing rapidly"

    • "As you command"

    "Please change setting to 5000

    • "Attacking target"

    "prosecute with extreme prejudice......"

    • "Yes, Executor!"


  • I learn more about you everyday...



  • How is that new? AxR has caused multple flamewars.


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    @xaade said:

    I learn more about you everyday...

    well it would be more accurate to call me either pansexual or asexual depending on exactly how you define sexuality, but... well close enough, no?



  • So, transsexual?

    I can't keep track...



  • @accalia said:

    either pansexual or asexual

    Are these not opposites?


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    not really.

    sexuality is complicated.



  • People make it complicated.

    My bodyparts makes it simple.


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    @loopback0 said:

    Are these not opposites?

    yes. yes they are.

    and depending on your definition both could be accurately applied to me (but only one at a time)


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    @accalia said:

    (but only one at a time)

    Well I would certainly hope so.



  • @accalia said:

    depending on your definition both could be accurately applied to me (but only one at a time)

    So, you're just like me.

    Only, I don't like it, and wished I wasn't.



  • @accalia said:

    depending on your definition both could be accurately applied to me

    I...wha....nevermind.

    I gave up trying to understand anything beyond "there are 2 sexes with 3 sexualities" a long time ago.


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    @loopback0 said:

    I...wha....nevermind.

    Basically i'm not attracted to bodies, but personalities.

    I like or don't like people for who they are not what they look like, and that extends to more than just friendship.

    I'm rather weird.... you may have noticed.



  • Well let's see.

    Sexuality and Gender are different.
    Sexuality is what you prefer your partner's sex to be.
    Gender is which gender role you identify as.

    There's
    heterosexual
    homosexual
    bisexual

    Like you said.
    Then

    pansexual (which is like bisexual, but includes all sexualities)
    transsexual (which I forgot and looked up, and it's where you adapt to the gender roles and body form to your preferred gender).

    cisgender which is you identify as your biological gender
    transgender which is you identify as the opposite of your biological gender. If you don't change your body or gender role, you are not trans-sexual

    If you are a boy, and want to have sex with a boy, you are homosexual.
    If you are a boy, and want to have sex with a boy as a girl, you are sexually transgendered.

    But, of course, transgender doesn't always denote sexuality.

    You could be a boy, wanting to have sex with a girl, as a girl.
    And that makes you transgender lesbian.

    Ironically, that makes it easier to hide, as you'd likely just accept having sex with a girl as a boy.


    and, then you have all the things the LBGT group wouldn't agree with.

    bestiality
    and preferring underage people.

    I don't know how those things divide, because people would rather not talk about those gender confusions.


    and then you have all the things those people wouldn't agree with.

    Like preferring to have sex with your biological mother or father.


    and then you have the thing those people wouldn't agree with

    Preferring to have sex with only yourself as yourself. Note this doesn't mean masterbation. This involved bending space time in such a way that you can exist in two places at once. It's odd to think you want to fill both gender roles at the same time. Like being your own wife.

    These people are really sad, because no one will stand up for them.

    Life is hard when you are this self-absorbed.


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    @accalia said:

    @blakeyrat said:
    We need more lesbian ass!

    You called?

    There aren't enough likes in the known Universe… guess I'll have to plunder the unknown Universe too :smile:
    @xaade said:
    I learn more about you everyday...

    You've been around long enough to see me and her interact, yes? :laughing:
    @accalia said:
    I'm rather weird.... you may have noticed.

    And I wouldn't have it any other way :kissing_heart:



  • @accalia said:

    Basically i'm not attracted to bodies, but personalities.

    That's not complicated. I'd say it's quite desirable from a pragmatic point of view.



  • @RaceProUK said:

    You've been around long enough to see me and her interact, yes?

    You're a girl too?

    I mean, I thought you were just a brony or something.

    Then I thought you were the same person.


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    @xaade said:

    You're a girl too?

    Yes, there are such things as girls on the internet.

    :laughing:

    ...... sorry. that waxs a bit of a low blow.



  • @accalia said:

    Basically i'm not attracted to bodies, but personalities.

    That's not hypocritical, like say, being a lesbian that's attracted to women who are transgendered.


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    @xaade said:

    You're a girl too?

    Says so in my profile ;)


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    The pinksplosion can kinda clue you in...



  • You're saying I can't like fluttershy?


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    Nope



  • :stuck_out_tongue:

    Just for you, I updated my profile.


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    Clarification. Nope as in "Nope, that's not what I'm saying".

    I don't care what/who you like or what you identify as or any of that kind of stuff.


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    @accalia said:

    sexuality is complicated.

    Fuck it, I give up.



  • @Onyx said:

    Fuck it

    that's the idea i think.


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    @Jarry said:

    that's the idea i think.

    Also, the joke, yes,



  • backwards whoosh?



  • @xaade said:

    Sexuality and Gender are different.

    I get that, it's somewhere after that it all falls down.

    @xaade said:

    pansexual (which is like bisexual, but includes all sexualities

    So bisexual then?

    @xaade said:

    bestialityand preferring underage people.

    I don't know how those things divide, because people would rather not talk about those gender confusions.

    They're not gender confusions. A horse is not a gender.

    @xaade said:

    Preferring to have sex with only yourself as yourself. Note this doesn't mean masterbation. This involved bending space time in such a way that you can exist in two places at once. It's odd to think you want to fill both gender roles at the same time. Like being your own wife.

    Now you're making stuff up.



  • @Onyx said:

    Fuck it, I give up.

    This.



  • @loopback0 said:

    Now you're making stuff up.

    incesterbation


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    @xaade said:

    backwards whoosh?

    I was just pointing out the wording was intentional. Dunno why tbh, probably because I'm bored but too lazy to do something about it.

    @loopback0 said:

    So bisexual then?

    I think that the difference is that bisexuals are physically attracted to both sexes, while pansexuals are emotionally attracted to everyone and find physical attraction to be almost inconsequential. I think. At least that's how a friend of mine explained it to me because she think she's pansexual. No, she's not sure either.



  • @Onyx said:

    No, she's not sure either.

    Which is why I call it confusion.

    It's like asking someone to define "The Patriarchy", except it involves emotions.


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    And so I don't even bother any more. As long as you're not hurting anyone, do whatever you like. All labels do is introduce more confusion and more perceived reasons for division.



  • @Onyx said:

    nd so I don't even bother any more.

    Yup.

    @Onyx said:

    As long as you're not hurting anyone, do whatever you like.

    Yup.



  • @xaade said:

    Preferring to have sex with only yourself as yourself. Note this doesn't mean masterbation. This involved bending space time in such a way that you can exist in two places at once. It's odd to think you want to fill both gender roles at the same time. Like being your own wife.

    It's okay to mention [url=http://cla.calpoly.edu/~lcall/303/heinlein_all_you_zombies.pdf]Robert Heinlein by name[/url] now. He won't mind.



  • @accalia said:

    Yes, there are such things as girls on the internet.

    :laughing:

    ...... sorry. that waxs a bit of a low blow.

    The Internet: Where men are men, women are men, and 13-year-old girls are FBI agents.



  • The Internet

    Where teachers can have sex with 13 year old boys, but not 13 year old girls.

    Where women can ogle men, but if a man ogles a woman....

    Where my ideas are automatically invalid because of my race, gender, and age.

    Where equality only means equally oppressed.



  • Nah. I know what crowd you're talking about, and 99% of the Internet is not like that. As is 99% of the world. People get a bit too worked up about these things. It's just that the 1% have bullhorns. But not much else. It feeds off of itself. For the record, this goes in both directions. This much should be obvious, but let's be certain.


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    I find it amusing that this thread was entirely derailed by Blakey, the king of GET OUT OF MY THREAD

    Carry on



  • Was his thing not one of those messages talked about in the OP?


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    What Starcraft mods are you using? Seriously, they sound fun



  • What's Starcraft?


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