DICSS - Directly injected CSS
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A CSS builder for node.js. You can build CSS using javascript object interface. Really? Do we really need another javascript library? And how will designers deal with this? Why not just use something sane, like LESS or SASS? Not to mention, it can't even minimize the output....
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Alright, alright. It's about the dick puns, OK?
How do you use DICSS?
Just grab DICSS and stick it wherever you like. DICSS works equally well in your<head>
or in your<body>
.Why no min version?
It's not the size of DICSS that matters, it's what you can do with it.Does DICSS work with LaTeX?
Yes, but it takes longer.It's still not working!
Don't overthink it. DICSS is only as hard as you make it.THIS IS NUTS!
No, this is DICSS. NUTS is something else.The entire docs and the code are like this. Go read it before github finds a pretext to remove it.
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Do we really need another javascript library?
Since when has that ever stopped anyone before? ;)Does DICSS work with LaTeX?
Yes, but it takes longer.Depends on your fetishes, doesn't it?
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Aaaaaaaaand cloned.
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And how did you miss this one?
Once you've had DICSS, you won't settle for LESS.
Edit: All these likes already, and it's not even /t/1000…
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It just keeps getting better:
Don't worry. DICSS uses a wrapper.
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Just grab DICSS and stick it wherever you like. DICSS works equally well in your
<head>
or in your<body>
.Edit: Backticks you silly hedgy…
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I think this is the winner though:
Maybe you're using DICSS in the lower
<body>
? Some people experience faster response times using<head>
or delivering DICSS through the backend.
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Look who it is!
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We're getting outtrolled here! Quick, everyone, to GitHub!
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He created a second project for a pun!
THIS IS NUTS!
No, this is DICSS. NUTS is something else.Not even the code is spared:
if ( ({})<=8 ) {
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Just grab DICSS and stick it wherever you like. DICSS works equally well in your <head> or in your <body>.
Just grab DICSS and stick it wherever you like. DICSS works equally well in your <head> or in your <body>.
Hanzoed by the OP. Nice going
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If you want to lose all faith in humanity, read this PR's comment section:
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What a bunch of humorless whiners.
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If you want to lose all faith in humanity, read this PR's comment section
I think the Acme Sense Of Humour Company needs to get over there pronto…
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Do these people know joy? Do they ever smile or be happy? Or do they wish for everyone else to be as miserable as they seem to be.
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What a bunch of humorless whiners.
And total rape culture going on there:
+1 to reopen and merge.
So much for consent, eh?
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What a bunch of humorless whiners.
Not to mention homophobia:
Objectification of women rampant in the section The possibilities are endless:
Just grab DICSS and stick it wherever you like. DICSS works equally well in your or in your …
Then, go ahead and start putting DICSS in! Put 'em everywhere you like.
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And nonbinary erasure.
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Almost missed this. The commit log has more puns:
- Finally, Sass has some STIFF competition!
- DICSS is faster via <head> or through the backend
- DICSS - fun and easy to use
- what you can do with your DICSS
- DICSS should get tested
- show Travis our DICSS
- DICSS should get tested
- don't lie about the size of your DICSS
- Merge pull request #1 from kurtpeters/master
now can insert multiple DICSS at once - Help extending DICSS
- Instructions for putting DICSS in your <BODY>
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LOL...
Githublr
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Why not just use something sane, like LESS or SASS?
Another bunch of pseudo-languages which actually make no sense.
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I thought I'd scroll through now that I'm at home and have the time. Surely, it's only a few people and many a troll having a laugh?
I gave up before my scrollbar got any decent travel time. I find this kind of humour immature (INB4 pot and kettle), but come on, have a chuckle or just leave, jeez.
Some people just want to go on crusades, I guess.
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OMG THIS IS A JOKE YOU CANNOT MAKE JOKES ABOUT SOFTWARE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!1eleventy
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Not even the code is spared:
if ( ({})<=8 ) { ```</blockquote>
e:\devel\scratch\js>node
({})<=8
falseNot sure if I should be happy or sad about that...
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NaN <= 8 is false.
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And the number of people who know who that is?
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> OMG THIS IS A JOKE YOU CANNOT MAKE JOKES ABOUT DICSS
SOFTWARE OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!1eleventy
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Well alright then...
Also, here's a facsimile of a barrier to posting... Unknown error saving post, try again. Error: 500 Internal Server Error --\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\-\--
OK
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Do these people know joy? Do they ever smile or be happy? Or do they wish for everyone else to be as miserable as they seem to be.
No. Only when they make others miserable. Yes.
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I found this too hard to use in the end
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Oh, come on! Use it, you'll have a ball!
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I agree with him though. It was just too much of a pain in the ass.
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No ? What is wrong with you people
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Would you like to bag it up?
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Did someone run JeffSort on that PR's comments? It starts with nearly 100% "take this down humor about women is VERBOTEN" and then the next bit is nearly 100% "you are aware gay people exist, right?" and then "I showed this to my coworkers of various genders and sexualities and they thought it was funny. keep it up."
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What you are seeing is the reaction, the re-reaction and then the counter-re-reaction. They come in phases so they get deposited in layers like ice cores.