Please leave us some feedback, but on seconds thoughts we don't want it
If you don't want my feedback, THEN WHY DID YOU ASK FOR IT?!
Tell us what you thought of our service. But don't actually tell us because we really don't care.
Reminds me of that classic interview joke
Panel: What's your greatest weakness? Candidate: Honesty Panel: We don't see how honesty is a weakness Candidate: I don't give a shit what you think