This forum has not been sexy recently



  • I have been absent recently as a result of terrible illness.

    If spoiler tags work (they're not in preview) and you want to know, check it out. If both are false then you're boned

    [spoiler]
    Nothing remotely solid has come out of me since Sunday night. At this point my ass feels like a rentboy who's been double booked for every appointment, and all the punters have agreed to share.
    [/spoiler]

    So that's why I haven't been answering summons recently, when I'm back on my feet and not walking like a penguin I will try and write another forum article to make up for my absence.


  • SockDev

    ....

    spoilers are bbcode style, not SGML style...

    but other than that.... umm...

    get better soon. i'd give you a hug but.... nope... not the germs! the germs!



  • Edited for the impressionable



  • Invest in a cork? Or a [spoiler]purple dildo[/spoiler]?

    The latter would almost certainly be [spoiler]solid when it comes out[/spoiler]. Presuming it doesn't dissolve in the interim that is...

    :imp:





  • I just don't give a shit. but you don't either, so we are cool.

    oh yes and get well.



  • @Monarch said:

    you don't either

    Not a solid one, at least.



  • No joke, just get better soon. Whatever you have to do to get there.



  • @redwizard said:

    Whatever you have to do to get there.

    And stop doing whatever whoever you had to do to get there.



  • @PJH said:

    The latter would almost certainly be [spoiler]solid when it comes out[/spoiler]

    Assuming it does and you don't have to go to the hospital.
    [spoiler]
    [/spoiler]

    [spoiler]That's why butt plugs have a flare at the bottom. Learn the difference. Anal safety is srs bsns.[/spoiler]


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