BurgerMeIn
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It's basically impossible to read, but that's a LogMeIn update notification.
that is all.
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What were you doing while you took that picture that made it so blurr...
Wait...
I've changed my mind, I don't want to know.
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I've changed my mind, I don't want to know.
i dunno.... it could be a fun story to tell or psychiatrists.
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i dunno.... it could be a fun story to tell or psychiatrists.
I can't afford multiple psychiatrists, so I generally have to avoid thinking too much about @algorythmics's posts, or asking too many questions.
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I can't afford multiple psychiatrists,
neither can i. i just go to their offices and start talking until the police arrive to escort me out.
sometimes if they're going for a postdoc paper or something they don't call the police for months!
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The title makes me think this will be something sin German (or possibly Belgian)
Das Burger ist Mein!Edit: so Belgian is fine but Belgium is censored? Interesting
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Die burger, die.
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Nobody who speaks German could be evil
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Ist das so?
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It's funny because Hitler
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i really need to finish adminbot so i can make @godwin actually do something....
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I can't afford multiple psychiatrists, so I generally have to avoid thinking too much about @algorythmics's posts, or asking too many questions.
I only have one pill dealer too. You know...To keep my mind limber and stuff. She only culls me quarterly so can get three scripts at time.
Dealing with bastards and assholes is always more constructive when I am 'heightened'....
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Nobody who speaks German could be evil
I don't want to explain the joke, but most people aren't getting the reference....
Maybe they should just Google it.
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i dunno.... it could be a fun story to tell or psychiatrists.
I'd like to avoid getting a psychiatrist.
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i'll second that nomination.
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Is murdering jokes something in demand now? Cuz' I'm good at that too. Can I make a living out of it? $1 per 20 jokes, starting offer.
Edit: and a free LOLcat for every 10. Come on, it's a bargain!
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Why did the scantily clad coed stagger across the road?
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To get away from
@anonymous234@algorythmics@anonymous234 and @algorythmics?
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that's funnier than the version i heard in college
[spoiler]to get to the other john
[/spoiler]and he was confused why i punched him for that joke too.....
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Burger King is TRWTF.
Burger King, for when you want mayo with a little bit of tasteless burger and a lot of wilted lettuce.
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Sounds like you have some bad franchises where you live. That doesn't sound like BK's I've been to.
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Sounds like you have some bad franchises where you live.
Possibly.
That doesn't sound like BK's I've been to.
Here, every BK burger has a ton of mayo on it. 3-4 times what I would consider a proper amount. Their food is sub-par at best, at least here.
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@Intercourse said:
Burger King is TRWTF.
Burger King, for when you want mayo with a little bit of tasteless burger and a lot of wilted lettuce.
Burger King: For when you want a
flame broiled burgercharred hunk of carbon on a bun.
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Burger King: For when you want
a flame broiled burger charred hunk of carbon on a bunto poop 13 times the next morning.
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Arby's: For when you want to challenge your digestive tract to a fist fight.
<cheeky fucking discourse
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Arby's doesn't bother me. In fact most fast food doesn't bother me. Burger King is the worst offender (especially their onion rings), followed by Taco Bell but only if I have several Taco Bell meals in a row.
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Odd, I consider Arby's to be absolutely horrible. McD's as well. Wendy's, not a fan of, but I'll eat at BK Lounge in a pinch.
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Burger King is the worst offender (especially their onion rings),
DIE.
Man, the onion rings are one of the main reasons I'll go there.
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Man, the onion rings are one of the main reasons I'll go there.
I love their onion rings. The problem is the exhaust products. I cannot eat their onion rings if I expect to be anywhere near other humans the next day or more than 12 feet away from a toilet.
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I've never had that problem with onions of any sort. What kills me, and I avoid at all costs is anything with bean sprouts. I turn into a gas factory. The only bright side is that it's so plentiful that it doesn't seem to have enough time to soak up any stink. But really painful. Ugh.
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I've never had that problem with onions of any sort.
Me neither, unless they came from BK.
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@Intercourse said:
Here, every BK burger has a ton of mayo on it.
Hey, speaking of that, I was listening to the crudemeister radio show on the way home, and they got to talking about ugly Christmas sweaters. The primary guy said he could come up with them, but his examples were more crude than ugly. He said he'd come up with one where Burl Ives was hitting you in the face with his [spoiler]nuts[/spoiler].
[spoiler]"Hey, is that Burl Ives teabagging you?" "Yeah, and he just jizzed on my neck. He gave me a Burl necklace."[/spoiler]
Clever pun, anyway. I should have seen it, ah, coming, but it was a surprise.
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the crudemeister radio show on
That sounds a lot better than the radio blatherskites that @chubertdev keeps posting.
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Ok, crotchety old man.
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That sounds a lot better than the radio blatherskites that @chubertdev keeps posting.
Try it out sometime if you want. They should be on for another half hour. http://russmartin.iheart.com/main.html
Last night they had a caller complaining about the host playing vomit noises when I turned the car on. "Cut it out, Russ, I don't wanna throw up, and I'm in my car." He played more and nastier noises.
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Try it out sometime if you want.
Not really. I just wanted to make fun of @chubertdev's penchant for public radio.
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public radio.
Some public radio is funny. I used to like to listen to Car Talk and Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.
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Last night they had a caller complaining about the host playing vomit noises when I turned the car on.
How does the host know when you start your car?
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You may recognize the artist.
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It's an extra-cost service.
And do they sell the "caller being aware of these events" service separately?
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And do they sell the "caller being aware of these events" service separately?
If you're paying for the host to know when you start your car, you can assume he knows when you start your car, so you should be aware of it.
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If you're paying for the host to know when you start your car, you can assume he knows when you start your car, so you should be aware of it.
But what if he's fraudulently taking my money for being aware of when I start my car without actually being aware? How would I be aware of that, unless they notified me of his awareness?
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But what if he's fraudulently taking my money for being aware of when I start my car without actually being aware?
Oh, that's in the contract. He gets the money even if he's not actually aware of you starting your car.