Dumb Newbie Q: Submitting a "Daily WTF"
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Pardon what's probably a stupid question, but I don't see how to make a submission for a "Daily WTF"
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Oops, just saw the glaringly-obvious "Contact Alex / Share Your WTF" link... I guess I'm my own WTF grin.
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[quote user="Abscissa"]Oops, just saw the glaringly-obvious "Contact Alex / Share Your WTF" link... I guess I'm my own WTF *grin*.[/quote]
Makes me wonder what you'd submit lol....
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[quote user="Abscissa"]Pardon what's probably a stupid question, but I don't see how to make a submission for a "Daily WTF"[/quote]
Simple.
- Google for a good complicated CV and plagerise it.
- Learn a bunch of buzz words (like COBOL, EAISOAPBBLXML and so FORTH) for use in interviews.
- Apply for jobs at places with small IT departments who need mission critical application development or serious database design work done.
- Once you get a job, stay just as long as you can doing whatever comes naturally until you're about a couple of weeks off being discovered.
- Move onto another job as a 'Guru'.
If you follow steps 1 to 5 above, your story will almost certainly be posted to TDWTF by whoever comes along after you, and no one will be able to identify you by name.
Glad to help.
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[quote user="GoatCheez"]
[quote user="Abscissa"]Oops, just saw the glaringly-obvious "Contact Alex / Share Your WTF" link... I guess I'm my own WTF grin.[/quote]
Makes me wonder what you'd submit lol....
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ZING!! Good one.
sincerely,
Richard Nixon