The topic about 'The topic about "The topic ideas topic"'
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Continuing the discussion from The topic about "The topic ideas topic":
Continuing the discussion from The topic ideas topic:
Let's talk about "The topic ideas topic"!
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fuck this shit, why not just draw some more fucking cats in the topic listing. shit on my face.
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fuck this shit, why not just draw some more fucking cats in the topic listing. shit on my face.
I'm sensing frustration.
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Yeah, @PJH and @Arantor never progressed the sexy action fantasy. I'm pretty butthurt about it, and really not in the way I was hoping for.
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Maybe if you wrote some graphic fan-fiction of your exploits and sent it to them in private messages, they would come around (so to speak).
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Sorry, not into sexy man love.
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Maybe if you wrote some graphic fan-fiction of your exploits and sent it to them in private messages, they would come around (so to speak).
you make a good point, and as @PJH would be a recipient anyway, I would have very limited concerns about our sexy man love being exposed to admins, as half (I think?) the admins would be involved anyway!
Time to put on my robe and wizard's hat.
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as half (I think?) the admins would be involved anyway!
Half of the regularly active admins on the forum.
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Received any private messages recently?
I'm working furiously on that right now, but the unbridled sexyness of my prose has forced my to stop and have a lie down on several occasions. When he receives it then it will definitely rock his world.
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Received any private messages recently?
Not of a nature that I've not been used to since we moved over here, no...
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I'm working furiously on that right now, but the unbridled sexyness of my prose has forced my to stop and have a lie down on several occasions. When he receives it then it will definitely rock his world.
I would be extremely surprised if you could rock my world. So would my ex for that matter, since I'm the kind of guy who could keep on programming rather than have sex.
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I would be extremely surprised if you could rock my world. So would my ex for that matter, since I'm the kind of guy who could keep on programming rather than have sex.
But I'm using all the best programming euphemisms. At one point @PJH reaches over and tenderly Forks your repo...
Maybe I should adapt this so that the story compiles into a sexy webapp so we can inject sql into all the right places for each other, and @PJH can cross site script us both the way we want.
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This seems like a good place for people to offer appropriate euphemisms.
Something about 3.5" floppies.
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This seems like a good place for people to offer appropriate euphemisms.
Something about 3.5" floppies.
maybe some other people get involved and theres some 5.1 surround
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since I'm the kind of guy who could keep on programming rather than have sex.
In PHP?
Good grief, we're losing him people! I need 20 gigs of porn, stat!
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I just typed "8 inch floppy into Google image search". I'm afraid of hitting enter...
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In PHP?
Good grief, we're losing him people! I need 20 gigs of porn, stat!
A few weeks ago, a colleague wondered why I was typing about sex when I used my standard exception variable name. I'd never noticed before:
catch (Exception $ex)
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I'm afraid of hitting enter...
Google is known to change user-based results based on that user's past searches - I got images similar to the above when I typed it in...
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Google is known to change user-based results based on that user's past searches - I got images similar to the above when I typed it in...
Thank fuck, Google tracking shit was a good idea for once then.
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Thank fuck, Google tracking shit was a good idea for once then.
Until you perform the search and are greeted with a page full of schlongs.
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catch (Exception $ex)
The obvious question now is, does that mean it's exceptionally good, or that it happens rarely.
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The obvious question now is, does that mean it's exceptionally good, or that it happens rarely.
I use it for flow control.
Filed under: What the hell does that even mean?
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Until you perform the search and are greeted with a page full of schlongs.
Ah, safe search was on, anyway. I think I left it set to that ever since someone tricked me into searching "puff the magic dragon" with safe search off...
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I think I left it set to that ever since someone tricked me into searching "puff the magic dragon" with safe search off...
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How can that be dangerous?
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How can that be dangerous?
I'm not saying anything. Few men went down that road and returned to tell the tale.
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I'm not saying anything. Few men went down that road and returned to tell the tale.
My curiosity got the better of me for goatse and two girls one cup. I must resist this time...
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Ah, safe search was on, anyway. I think I left it set to that ever since someone tricked me into searching "puff the magic dragon" with safe search off...
The closest that brought me to NSFW was this ... I'm rather disappointed.
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The closest that brought me to NSFW was this ... I'm rather disappointed.
I either misremember the search term, or it got buried somewhere in the depths of interwebs hell.
It's for the better, really.
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I either misremember the search term, or it got buried somewhere in the depths of interwebs hell.
It's for the better, really.
No need ... no need ... the image above has a strange je ne sais quoi about it ...
I think I would like a pet dragon like that ...
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I think I would like a pet dragon like that ...
@algorythmics might let you pet his dragon if you ask nicely.
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The closest that brought me to NSFW was this ... I'm rather disappointed.
Hmm - in the top margin, where you get suggestions for other image searches, I get - of all things - "tattoo on willy"[sic] with thumbnails of, well, one of them is a tattoo.
Of (given the URL it leads to, I presume) Puff.
On a willy.
(Two of the others on that one are tattoos not on willies, and a head-shot (of the cranium kind) of some bloke.)
And that's with SS off, and not logged in, in a private window.
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Then it's still alive and kicking on the interwebs I see... Yeah, I think previously all you had to do is have safe search off. Improvements in Google's algorithm or whatever else now makes it harder to find.
No complaints from me.
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I either misremember the search term, or it got buried somewhere in the depths of interwebs hell.
It's for the better, really.
I think I possibly know what you found.
I hope to hell this doesn't onebox.
bad dragon EDIT: I should probably point out this is DEFINITELY NSFW
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The 2 of you (so far) that have done so, I can only apologise.
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In PHP?
Good grief, we're losing him people! I need 20 gigs of porn, stat!
Yes, in PHP. Because I really am that depraved.
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The 2 of you (so far) that have done so, I can only apologise.
I clicked to verify. Then I got the disclaimer page and my resolve quickly faded.
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Wow this place is surely a humor goldmine now. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF WE MADE A TOPIC ABOUT THE TOPIC IDEAS TOPIC ABOUT THE TOPIC ABOUT THE *gunshot*
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its a shame that you came so close and then backed out. maybe next time.
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Wow this place is surely a humor goldmine now. HEY YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE FUNNY IF WE MADE A TOPIC ABOUT THE TOPIC IDEAS TOPIC ABOUT THE TOPIC ABOUT THE gunshot
Go for it, but I get the feeling the joke might be wearing a bit thin now. :(
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don't worry blakey it became about relevant things a long time ago, I expressed this sentiment in a much less verbose way as the 1st reply. I think we covered it off. Lets stick to the off-topic topic of euphemisms and inappropriate links.
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Wait... this is not the topic about disturbing body decorations?
I've been bamboozled!
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As on-topic arbiter for this thread, I decree that "Disturbing body decorations" is on topic, PROVIDING such decorations pertain to euphemisms (i.e. are on areas of the body commonly referred to by euphemisms) or are accompanied by inappropriate links.
Disseminate (lol) this decree amongst the populace.
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its a shame that you came so close and then backed out. maybe next time.
I got past it. Took a quick look and closed the tab.
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disturbing body decorations
I'm feeling lucky for that one brought me this: http://mentalfloss.com/article/12748/11-disturbing-cakes-look-body-partsNow I'm grossed out on an other level as well.