The Official Status Thread
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@accalia Can't preview the Manifest easily that way, nor can I replace one file with another. If this was 7-zip, I could preview in $EDITOR and it'd be cleaned up immediately.
Also doesn't work with WARs or EARs, though you could substitute some form of the zip command.
Have to agree with @blakeyrat here, using the jar command is p. crap
EDIT: It's also fucking awful if you have >100 files in the JAR
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@JazzyJosh said in The Official Status Thread:
Have to agree with @blakeyrat here, using the jar command is p. crap
hey, it's an improvement over OSX.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
do you fellows allow vanity plates
Yes, but they're rare enough I'm ignoring them. It's only for a vehicle lookup anyway: it's not validating anything being saved to the DB.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
do you fellows allow vanity plates or are they just whatever you happen to get?
Typically, vanity plates are selected from the set of legal plates (by simply not issuing the numbers otherwise). Others might be allowed, but those would be stupidly expensive if so. Or perhaps they're just chosen from the space enabled by old legislation.
Vanity plates aren't very common.
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@wharrgarbl said in The Official Status Thread:
You have people coding in exchanging for fruits?
Only interns. We seniors get the good stuff. Meat, sometimes even candy.
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@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
Status:
([A-Z]{2}[0-9]{2}[A-Z]{2})|([A-Z][0-9]{1,3}[A-Z]{3})|([A-Z]{3}[0-9]{1,3}[A-Z])|([A-Z]{3}[0-9]{1,6})|([0-9]{2,3}[A-Z][0-9]{1,4})
Yeah...
Numberplates? I think I've used the same regex
do you fellows allow vanity plates or are they just whatever you happen to get?
because if you allow vanity plates i'd hate to see that regex that handles those!
.*
?
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Status: WTF, Edge?
I have one Edge window at the New Tab screen, and one In-Private window at a 404 page...
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@LB_ And the Steam summer sale is on! Right after the GOG summer sale ended! And apparently, 40 items from my wishlist are on sale for me.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6iuwlz/the_crown_jewel_of_my_shitty_programming/
Well, that's a way to decode binary
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STATUS:
Just saw a TV ad simulating a vaguely Chromelike browser. The "omnibox" was on
http://www.someurlwithsomenumbers281900.html
Can I buy the
.html
TLD?
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@Jarry said in The Official Status Thread:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6iuwlz/the_crown_jewel_of_my_shitty_programming/
Well, that's a way to decode binary
Wot
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Status: The power just went out and came back on like 12 times in one minute.
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Status waiting to catch a plane. Second guess my equipment choice ... I don't think this butterfly net will do
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@LB_ Just plopped down 30 euros for a bunch of wishlist games on sale.
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Status: did the tutorial and first mission in Robo Recall. Not too bad. Wish the HUD showed where shots were coming from a bit better, but the auto-aim for thrown stuff is nice.
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@Luhmann
Catched it ... Sitting in it ... Now what?
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STATUS
Sent in the fruits task (https://ludicrous-existence.glitch.me/) to a junior candidate.
I actually have high hopes from this kid. He has a very cool personal website, and a few pretty nice projects in his portfolio, and hasn't even finished school yet.
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状態:お誕生日おめでとうございますソニック!
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
状態:お誕生日おめでとうございますソニック!
Some of these kanjis look different than other, but google says it's all Japanese.
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STATUS
Task: Figure out some easier test I can send off to job candidates, so these loser candidates are no longer wasting 2-3 hours of my time.
Thought process: Hmm, I remember finding some cool task about refactoring a tightly coupled code file... But where did I put it.... maybe twitter? But how do I search twitter? Ugh, I am so bored.
Solution: Write a twitter app to search through my tweet history and extract all the links I posted.
Sounds like a perfectly good use of my time!
(and yeah, that was 2-3 hours ago. I just committed that shit half-complete and am now going back to real work, like a good boy)
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In bumfuckistan but the German version
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@Luhmann
Bumfuckistan is called Lüneburg in German
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@Luhmann Yes, because being 40 km from a major metropolis (Hamburg) is "bumfuckistan".
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@Rhywden You're talking to a Belgian. At a guess, I'd say everywhere in their country is less than 40km from a top-10 metropolis.
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@Rhywden
Shtttt don't blow my cover!The town itself is not too bad but where we are staying the only action seems to be to sell Kartoffelen
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Checking out some stuff on sale on Newegg and found this in my cart:
That's not a gift, that's a curse.
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I've been sitting here waiting for my roommate to get out of the bathroom for one hour now. I've already gone through the five stages of grief so I'm sitting here at acceptance. It's OK, it can wait to tomorrow.
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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
I've been sitting here waiting for my roommate to get out of the bathroom for one hour now. I've already gone through the five stages of grief so I'm sitting here at acceptance. It's OK, it can wait to tomorrow.
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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM YOU PIECE OF SHITAre they doing OK? Didn't slip and bump their head badly or something?
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@PleegWat
Having a wank?
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
状態:お誕生日おめでとうございますソニック!
Some of these kanjis look different than other, but google says it's all Japanese.
There, I fixed it:
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@PleegWat No, he just likes taking his laptop into the bathroom.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
状態:お誕生日おめでとうございますソニック!
Some of these kanjis look different than other, but google says it's all Japanese.
It is Japanese, but it may be rendering with some Chinese variant characters as I can't decorate it with
<span lang="jp">
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@Dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
Checking out some stuff on sale on Newegg and found this in my cart:
That's not a gift, that's a curse.
You should see if you can return it!
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
@PleegWat No, he just likes taking his laptop into the bathroom.
Isn't that basically the same?
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT
But that's where pieces of shit belong...
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
状態:お誕生日おめでとうございますソニック!
Some of these kanjis look different than other, but google says it's all Japanese.
It is Japanese, but it may be rendering with some Chinese variant characters as I can't decorate it with
<span lang="jp">
Adding
lang="jp"
with the dev tools doesn't cause any discernible difference on my browser.
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Status: WHY CAN'T IT BE AUGUST 15TH TOMORROW‽ 😭
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Status Thread:
状態:お誕生日おめでとうございますソニック!
Makes me think of transitioning from thick fog to wispy clouds.
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@cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:
STATUS
Task: Figure out some easier test I can send off to job candidates, so these loser candidates are no longer wasting 2-3 hours of my time.
Thought process: Hmm, I remember finding some cool task about refactoring a tightly coupled code file... But where did I put it.... maybe twitter? But how do I search twitter? Ugh, I am so bored.
Solution: Write a twitter app to search through my tweet history and extract all the links I posted.
Sounds like a perfectly good use of my time!
(and yeah, that was 2-3 hours ago. I just committed that shit half-complete and am now going back to real work, like a good boy)
Sounds like that xkcd task about the payback of automating tasks...
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@Dreikin said in The Official Status Thread:
Checking out some stuff on sale on Newegg and found this in my cart:
Not even if they paid me!
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:
I've been sitting here waiting for my roommate to get out of the bathroom for one hour now. I've already gone through the five stages of grief so I'm sitting here at acceptance. It's OK, it can wait to tomorrow.
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GET OUT OF THE FUCKING BATHROOM YOU PIECE OF SHITDoes your sink have a garbage disposal?
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@RaceProUK Because I would have missed TI you jerk.
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@JazzyJosh but you would have Sonic Mania to play.
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Status: Fucking RegEx.
Apparently
\bass\b
doesn't matchass
in C# world. Because why would it.
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@Tsaukpaetra not sure it would in any regex environment.
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@Arantor Doesn't
\b
match word boundaries?
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@RaceProUK I though that was
\B
... so this would be not a word boundary, but it seems like my memory is playing tricks on me...
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@Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:
@Luhmann Yes, because being 40 km from a major metropolis (Hamburg) is "bumfuckistan".
It's Germany, so I'm surprised it isn't PoopyDickAnalToMouthBitchSmackistan or something
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Fucking RegEx.
Apparently
\bass\b
doesn't matchass
in C# world. Because why would it.According to https://regex101.com/, it matches all 4 flavors of regex they offer...