βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Vapor
What a funny name for it, though.
It describes what will be left in your wallet after pursuing a serverless project
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Laravel has a whole ecosystem of slightly pretentious names.
Breeze - sets you up with basic username/password registration/login/forgot password
Jetstream - sets you up with more fancy username/password registration, optionally with 2FA support, some provisional 'teams' support for grouping users together
Socialite - SSO with Facebook etc
Cashier - friendly interface on top of Stripe or Paddle
Forge - some kind of server management deal, you plug in a Linode/DO/Hetzner/Vultr/generic Ubuntu server and it manages it for you
Envoyer - deployment manager for the above
Vapor - serverless management/deployment layerThere's a whole bunch more firsty party packages including ones for easy local dev instances, browser testing, off the shelf billing portal, queue manager and more stuff.
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@Arantor For some reason I do not feel having enriched my intellectual horizon after ingesting your informative post, but have your upboat anyway.
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@Applied-Mediocrity Laravel is not intellectually enriching.
They recently stoked a whole debate on whether classes in PHP having 'final' attached to them was a good idea and quietly endorsed a package whose point is to strip the 'final' qualifier on installation... because one of their dependencies was using final classes and it was inconvenient.
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Laravel has a whole ecosystem of slightly pretentious names.
The framework that describes itself as "The PHP Framework For Web Artisans"?
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@loopback0 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Laravel has a whole ecosystem of slightly pretentious names.
The framework that describes itself as "The PHP Framework For Web Artisans"?
Their command line runner is literally called Artisan, too.
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Can we keep the shitty in the please?
I propose moving everything to the garage, to ensure you won't be offended by people talking on an internet forum.
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@MrL said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
ensure you won't be offended
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@Zecc said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@da-Doctah That's quite a bit of PII you're posting outside the Lounge. But then again it's your PII.
yet "Dr Who"'s real name was never mentioned in the show, they made a big deal of it being a secret
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@sockpuppet7 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Zecc said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@da-Doctah That's quite a bit of PII you're posting outside the Lounge. But then again it's your PII.
yet "Dr Who"'s real name was never mentioned in the show, they made a big deal of it being a secret
Of course we know their name! The first name is "The"!
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
I have spent part of today playing with Laravel Vapor
So you're working on Vaporware?
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@MrL said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Can we keep the shitty in the please?
I propose moving everything to the garage, to ensure you won't be offended by people talking on an internet forum.
Yeah, yeah, but see, I won't be talked down at by someone who lives in a country where they ban and even burn books. And then dares to have the smug air of somehow being morally superior because he's living in the "land of the free" when the Christian Taliban are doing their best to make it into a hellhole.
That the kind of discourse you want outside the Garage?
But good job doing the usual : First have someone post an absolute idiocy of general accusations about a topic he wasn't able to think for five inches of gravelly road about. And then, of course, as soon as someone points out that this was an idiotic comment the likes of which we actually do move into the Garage, then you get all offended because Freeze Peach or some shit.
The usual rightwinger playbook of shit.I think I'm finally done with this place. Fuck you all.
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
That the kind of discourse you want outside the Garage?
There is no life outside the Garage. Only death.
The usual rightwinger playbook of shit.
It's fascist playbook, thankyouverymuch.
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@MrL most countries limit the names parents can give to their kids, not so much for free speech bollocks but because they know full well that parents giving stupid names to kids is a bad idea because kids are sociopathic assholes who havenβt figured out social norms yet.
Thus, the name Musk gave to his kid being X Γ A-12 or whatever being restricted is a combination of not making the stateβs life harder (because the computer software that will record his life etc canβt deal with Γ) and also because they know that a kid having such a stupid name has consequences - freedom of speech curiously skirts the debate of freedom from consequence, but thatβs abso-fucking-lutely a topic on its own.
This part of it is simply about trying to ensure we donβt societally fuck up a kid out of the gate which seems like a reasonable goal (in the same way we try to give kids a shot at not having a dumpster fire life)
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@MrL most countries limit the names parents can give to their kids, not so much for free speech bollocks but because they know full well that parents giving stupid names to kids is a bad idea because kids are sociopathic assholes who havenβt figured out social norms yet.
Thus, the name Musk gave to his kid being X Γ A-12 or whatever being restricted is a combination of not making the stateβs life harder (because the computer software that will record his life etc canβt deal with Γ) and also because they know that a kid having such a stupid name has consequences - freedom of speech curiously skirts the debate of freedom from consequence, but thatβs abso-fucking-lutely a topic on its own.
This part of it is simply about trying to ensure we donβt societally fuck up a kid out of the gate which seems like a reasonable goal (in the same way we try to give kids a shot at not having a dumpster fire life)
I'm sorry, I couldn't read more than two lines of this, it burns my eyes. Please go to the garage and stop spreading fascism all over civilized parts of the forum. Thank you.
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Yeah, yeah, but see, I won't be talked down at by someone who lives in a country where they ban and even burn books. And then dares to have the smug air of somehow being morally superior because he's living in the "land of the free" when the Christian Taliban are doing their best to make it into a hellhole.
But you'll happily make believe that someone else does?
The usual rightwinger playbook of shit.
Oh shit! Did someone ask a question?
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
a country where they ban and even burn books.
where is it?
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Bad idea: Starting a flame war in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD....
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@Tsaukpaetra Could be worst, if it was in the
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@TimeBandit said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra Could be worst, if it was in the
The comes with a circuit breaker that turns off the juice once the flames break out
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@izzion said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@TimeBandit said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Tsaukpaetra Could be worst, if it was in the
The comes with a circuit breaker that turns off the juice once the flames break out
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Bad idea: Starting a flame war in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD....
I don't see any flamewar, I stated that europeans love controlling others and @Rhywden came running to confirm it.
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@MrL we try to prevent obviously bad ideas from happening ahead of time. Sometimes there are stupid side effects.
Edit: I said sometimes there are stupid side effects, humans are involved so there are always stupid side effects, natch.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Bad idea: Starting a flame war in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD....
You could do it in the Lounge, because there you could discuss
BEST PRACTICES
of Initech's fire detection and extinguishing system.
(Hint: in the you might encounter vehicles, and thick smoke might be moving along...)
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@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@MrL said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Rhywden said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Can we keep the shitty in the please?
I propose moving everything to the garage, to ensure you won't be offended by people talking on an internet forum.
Yeah, yeah, but see, I won't be talked down at by someone who lives in a country where they ban and even burn books. And then dares to have the smug air of somehow being morally superior because he's living in the "land of the free" when the Christian Taliban are doing their best to make it into a hellhole.
That the kind of discourse you want outside the Garage?
But good job doing the usual : First have someone post an absolute idiocy of general accusations about a topic he wasn't able to think for five inches of gravelly road about. And then, of course, as soon as someone points out that this was an idiotic comment the likes of which we actually do move into the Garage, then you get all offended because Freeze Peach or some shit.
The usual rightwinger playbook of shit.I think I'm finally done with this place. Fuck you all.
I had wondered what happened to our German friend. Thought he would be taking a holiday from all those long german words.
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@MrL most countries limit the names parents can give to their kids, not so much for free speech bollocks but because they know full well that parents giving stupid names to kids is a bad idea because kids are sociopathic assholes who havenβt figured out social norms yet.
Thus, the name Musk gave to his kid being X Γ A-12 or whatever being restricted is a combination of not making the stateβs life harder (because the computer software that will record his life etc canβt deal with Γ) and also because they know that a kid having such a stupid name has consequences - freedom of speech curiously skirts the debate of freedom from consequence, but thatβs abso-fucking-lutely a topic on its own.
This part of it is simply about trying to ensure we donβt societally fuck up a kid out of the gate which seems like a reasonable goal (in the same way we try to give kids a shot at not having a dumpster fire life)
We still allow parents to name their son Kevin. The system has failed.
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@DogsB whatβs wrong with the name Kevin?
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@DogsB whatβs wrong with the name Kevin?
Sounds like the kind of question a Kevin would ask.
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@DogsB said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@DogsB whatβs wrong with the name Kevin?
Sounds like the kind of question a Kevin would ask.
My name is not Kevin, thoughβ¦
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@DogsB said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@DogsB whatβs wrong with the name Kevin?
Sounds like the kind of question a Kevin would ask.
My name is not Kevin, thoughβ¦
Sounds like something a Kevin would say
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@loopback0 however Iβm reasonably sure that a Kevin would dox himself to prove he is not a Kevin.
Iβm marginally smarter than that in that Iβm not going to dos myself (that would be a Bad Idea and we are in the right place for those) but finding me is fairly trivial if one actually wanted to.
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@Arantor I tried but
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Iβm not going to dos myself
Denial of self-denial of service? Or just a rejection of real mode x86 coding?
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@dkf said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Iβm not going to dos myself
Denial of self-denial of service? Or just a rejection of real mode x86 coding?
Autocucumber because dox is not in the iOS dictionary apparently, but dos is?
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Autocucumber
There's a thread for that sort of thing in the Lounge.
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@dkf said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Iβm not going to dos myself
Denial of self-denial of service? Or just a rejection of real mode x86 coding?
Both of those violate the spirit of the thread. Can we ever stay on topic?
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@loopback0 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Sounds like something a Kevin would say
Would that mean he's not Mike Patton?
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@loopback0 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Sounds like something a Kevin would say
Would that mean he's not Mike Patton?
It's impossible to say without a conclusive list of who is and who isn't Mike Patton.
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Finally, after 90 years, some support for Reefer Madness.
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@izzion said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Iβm not going to dos myself
There can be only uno!
Windows was an unnecessary embellishment. dos should be good enough for anyone. I think he should dos himself.
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@DogsB said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@dkf said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
Iβm not going to dos myself
Denial of self-denial of service? Or just a rejection of real mode x86 coding?
Both of those violate the spirit of the thread. Can we ever stay on topic?
They're both bad ideas, how is that not on topic?
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@boomzilla said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
thc shouldn't do thay, does it work differently on dogs?
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@Arantor said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
@DogsB whatβs wrong with the name Kevin?
it's a history that was posted on reddit and turned on lore
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/comment/cgbhkwp/
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@sockpuppet7 huh TIL
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@sockpuppet7 said in βπ THE BAD IDEAS THREAD:
it's a history that was posted on reddit and turned on lore
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/comment/cgbhkwp/
Wow. Truly makes it sound like "Idiocracy" is a documentary...