The kind of joke you make after ten cans of lager...
Four bytes walk into a bar and ask for drinks.
They each ask for a drink and the barman asks "Whats have you got?"
The first byte says "Well I've got 0x47"
The barman says, that'll get you a third of a Gin.
The second byte says "I'm worth 0x49"
The barman says, that'll get you a third a Gin too.
The third byte says, "Well I have 0x4E!"
"Third of a Gin." says the barman.
Then fourth byte walks up and says "I'd like a whole Gin please!"
"How much have you got?" asks the barman.
"Absolutely nothing!" says the byte.
And the barman says... "Now you are just trying to string me a long."
This reminds me of the people who were on my degree course who thought it was funny to describe a night in the student union using pseudo code<\p>
LOL I bet. All these codes!