Monica Today
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@boomzilla said:
This would be perhaps the first and only time I agreed with Kanye about something.
You agree that he gets emotional over blowjobs..?
Here's how Monica would be handled today:
- Gets immediate offer for reality TV series by depraved, Democrat-run Hollywood.
- There would be no criminal investigation because she'd be too busy hosting the Emmys with the Kardashian sluts and Ellen Degenerate.
- In the third season of her reality TV series, they'd move her into the White House. There would be frequent scripted drama between Hill-dog and Monica. The sub-moronic American citizenry would lap it up like it was bacon rinds injected with artificial cheez, slapping their fat, greasy paws together like the idiot sea lions they are.
- Eventually Pornhub would option her for adult films, delivered to the brain-dead American populace via iPhone and shudder Android.
Of course, if this actually happened today, it wouldn't be Bill Clinton, it would be Barack. And it wouldn't be Monica Lewinsky, it would be Reggie. And it wouldn't be a blue Gap dress, but a Bambi fursuit.
Yeah, try to get that image out of your mind.
- Gets immediate offer for reality TV series by depraved, Democrat-run Hollywood.
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@morbiuswilters said:
blowjobs
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@boomzilla said:
@morbiuswilters said:
blowjobs
Wow, there's a goddamn explain the joke button. That's good service.
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@dhromed said:
@boomzilla said:
@morbiuswilters said:
blowjobs
Wow, there's a goddamn explain the joke button. That's good service.
If only we could get that xkcd nerd to do that..
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@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
@boomzilla said:
@morbiuswilters said:
blowjobs
Wow, there's a goddamn explain the joke button. That's good service.
If only we could get that xkcd nerd to do that..
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@Ben L. said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@dhromed said:
@boomzilla said:
@morbiuswilters said:
blowjobs
Wow, there's a goddamn explain the joke button. That's good service.
If only we could get that xkcd nerd to do that..
Goddammit..
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