How is morbs getting this floating stuff on my photo?





  • Poor sanitation of signatures.



  • @locallunatic said:

    Poor sanitation of signatures.
    Overall, reading with signatures disabled is a huge win, but occasionally I do miss something slightly entertaining.



  • Morbs sacrifice goat to Kali. Dark magick is mine.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Morbs sacrifice goat to Kali. Dark magick is mine.

    Morbs agree with what morbs say.



  •  Wow, you got good deal. Most Kali temples in India now taking full grown buffalo as sacrifice.

     @morbiuswilters said:

    Morbs sacrifice goat to Kali. Dark magick is mine.

     



  • @HardwareGeek said:

    @locallunatic said:
    Poor sanitation of signatures.
    Overall, reading with signatures disabled is a huge win, but occasionally I do miss something slightly entertaining.
    I will sorely miss Community Server when we move on.



  •  I want one that says "I'm turned on by what Morbs just said"

     Pretty please?

     

    Also, why did my avatar change?  When I go to Edit Profile, it still shows my grayscale airplane.  



  • @jetcitywoman said:

     I want one that says "I'm turned on by what Morbs just said"

     Pretty please?

     

    Also, why did my avatar change?  When I go to Edit Profile, it still shows my grayscale airplane.  


    Spaceballs the Signature guy.



  • @jetcitywoman said:

     I want one that says "I'm turned on by what Morbs just said"

     Pretty please?

     @jetcitywoman said:

    Also, why did my avatar change?  When I go to Edit Profile, it still shows my grayscale airplane.  

    You done got tricked, miss

     

     



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    I want one that says "I'm turned on by what Morbs just said"

    How you doin'?



  •  Pretty good, but I missed you!

    edited by jetcitywoman:

    Darn, got the avatar balloon, but not what I asked it to say.  I'll just be over here pouting until one of you fine hunks gives me what I want.  :-D



  • @jetcitywoman said:

    I'll just be over here pouting until one of you fine hunks gives me what I want.  :-D
     

    I am immune to duckface, but you may also re-state your request as I am currently not certain what I can offer.



  • @dhromed said:

    @jetcitywoman said:

    I'll just be over here pouting until one of you fine hunks gives me what I want.  :-D
     

    I am immune to duckface, but you may also re-state your request as I am currently not certain what I can offer.

    Dicks. She wants 'em, you've got 'em.



  • @bstorer said:

    Dicks. She wants 'em, you've got 'em.
     

    I just got the one.

     

    But I have two hands and ten fingers, you know.



  • @dhromed said:

    @bstorer said:

    Dicks. She wants 'em, you've got 'em.
     

    I just got the one.

     

    But I have two hands and ten fingers, you know.

    Too bad all ten fingers are on just one of those hands, freak.



  • @bstorer said:

    Too bad all ten fingers are on just one of those hands, freak.
     

    *Foot.



  • @bstorer said:

    @dhromed said:

    @bstorer said:

    Dicks. She wants 'em, you've got 'em.
     

    I just got the one.

     

    But I have two hands and ten fingers, you know.

    Too bad all ten fingers are on just one of those hands, freak.

    High 0!



  • @Ben L. said:

    @bstorer said:
    @dhromed said:

    @bstorer said:

    Dicks. She wants 'em, you've got 'em.
     

    I just got the one.

     

    But I have two hands and ten fingers, you know.

    Too bad all ten fingers are on just one of those hands, freak.

    High 0!

    Hey now, that's offensive to those who have suffered both horrible freak lawnmower accidents and horrible freak doctors afterwards.

     



  • @HardwareGeek said:

    @locallunatic said:
    Poor sanitation of signatures.
    Overall, reading with signatures disabled is a huge win, but occasionally I do miss something slightly entertaining.
     

     

    Pardon for missing your post, but how do you find this entertaining? I am finding it super annoying like.



  • @Nagesh said:

    @HardwareGeek said:

    @locallunatic said:
    Poor sanitation of signatures.
    Overall, reading with signatures disabled is a huge win, but occasionally I do miss something slightly entertaining.
    Pardon for missing your post, but how do you find this entertaining? I am finding it super annoying like.

    First, I am not finding it entertaining, since I am not even seeing it.

    Secondly, notice that I said slightly entertaining — this, not so much; it's been done before. If I cared enough, I could enable signatures, view the source, and entertain myself for a little while learning something about how to abuse HTML or CSS in CS, but I don't. What little entertainment value it has comes only from the entertaining reactions, if any, that it provokes in others.

    Finally — and I really hate to say this — I agree with you (but only on this topic); signature abuse is far more annoying than entertaining. That is why I disabled signatures as soon as I learned such a thing was possible, and never looked back. (Well, that's not quite true. I did enable them once, when there was a discussion of some particularly egregious abuse, just long enough to find out what people were talking about.)



  • @HardwareGeek said:

    ...this, not so much; it's been done before.

    I was the first to this particular exploit.

    @HardwareGeek said:

    ...signature abuse is far more annoying than entertaining.

    Only to the abusees; not if you're the abuser.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @HardwareGeek said:
    ...this, not so much; it's been done before.

    I was the first to this particular exploit.
    Ok, but it has been around long enough that the novelty has warn off. I remember seeing it, or something rather like it, back before I disabled signatures.
    @morbiuswilters said:
    @HardwareGeek said:
    ...signature abuse is far more annoying than entertaining.

    Only to the abusees; not if you're the abuser.
    With that change, I agree. However, it is more annoying than entertaining to mere observers, too, unless it is novel and amusing; then it's entertaining only while the novelty lasts. It's also really annoying to everyone if it is something like a logout bomb.



  • @HardwareGeek said:

    It's also really annoying to everyone if it is something like a logout bomb.

    Yeah, because a floating image that impacts absolutely nothing is as annoying as a hack which breaks the site. Do you people have even the slightest sense of proportion? Are you contractually obligated to stay stupid, easily-dismissed shit? I don't get it.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @HardwareGeek said:
    It's also really annoying to everyone if it is something like a logout bomb.

    Yeah, because a floating image that impacts absolutely nothing is as annoying as a hack which breaks the site. Do you people have even the slightest sense of proportion? Are you contractually obligated to stay stupid, easily-dismissed shit? I don't get it.
    Where do you get the idea that I consider them equally annoying? Did you happen to notice that the quoted text contains the adverb "really" (Hint: It is often used informally as a synonym for "very") modifying "annoying" that I did not use in reference to other forms of abuse?



  • @HardwareGeek said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    @HardwareGeek said:
    It's also really annoying to everyone if it is something like a logout bomb.

    Yeah, because a floating image that impacts absolutely nothing is as annoying as a hack which breaks the site. Do you people have even the slightest sense of proportion? Are you contractually obligated to stay stupid, easily-dismissed shit? I don't get it.
    Where do you get the idea that I consider them equally annoying? Did you happen to notice that the quoted text contains the adverb "really" (Hint: It is often used informally as a synonym for "very") modifying "annoying" that I did not use in reference to other forms of abuse?

    I read that as "It's also really annoying.." and not "Also, it's really annoying..". The first implies they are roughly equally annoying. But there's no point in arguing about it, I misunderstood and now we're on the same page, and who really cares anyway?



  • HardwareGeek,
    I have now tried to disable signatures but where is that setting?



  • @Nagesh said:

    HardwareGeek,
    I have now tried to disable signatures but where is that setting?

     

    Edit Profile > tab Site Options

     



  •  Even after doing that, I am not able to get rid of the floating stuff. I log out and log back in, but no success.

     @dhromed said:

    @Nagesh said:

    HardwareGeek,
    I have now tried to disable signatures but where is that setting?

     

    Edit Profile > tab Site Options

     

     

     



  • @Nagesh said:

    I log out and log back in, but no success.
     

    hm, according to my profile panel of you, you still have user signatures turned on.



  •  How is this anomaly happening? I just turned them off. Can you please turn them off for me ? @dhromed said:

    @Nagesh said:

    I log out and log back in, but no success.
     

    hm, according to my profile panel of you, you still have user signatures turned on.

     



  • They're off now, and I didn't do anything.

    There's something odd about the forum's setting that they don't always stick. Caching or whatever.



  •  Yes they are. Good for me. I would hate floating stuff on our most revered leader, who I greatly admire in the arena of A.P politics.@dhromed said:

    They're off now, and I didn't do anything.

    There's something odd about the forum's setting that they don't always stick. Caching or whatever.

     

     



  • @dhromed said:

    They're off now, and I didn't do anything.

    There's something odd about the forum's setting that they don't always stick. Caching or whatever.

    Sometimes I post something and only part of the page updates until I go back to it five minutes later when it randomly thinks there's a new post that I haven't read that I wrote.



  • @Nagesh said:

    I would hate floating stuff on our most revered leader, who I greatly admire in the arena of A.P politics.

    Advanced Placement? I didn't know Nagesh was in high school..



  • @Ben L. said:

    Sometimes I post something and only part of the page updates until I go back to it five minutes later when it randomly thinks there's a new post that I haven't read that I wrote.
     

    Reminds me of twitter where it shows OAHH YUO HAV NEW ITEM IN TIEMLINE and it's the one I wrote five seconds ago.



  • @dhromed said:

    @Ben L. said:

    Sometimes I post something and only part of the page updates until I go back to it five minutes later when it randomly thinks there's a new post that I haven't read that I wrote.
     

    Reminds me of twitter where it shows OAHH YUO HAV NEW ITEM IN TIEMLINE and it's the one I wrote five seconds ago.

    Will the signature guy hack be migrated to Intercourse? I sure hope so.. :(



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    Will the signature guy hack be migrated to Intercourse? I sure hope so.. :(
     

    The creative among us will find ofther ways to break it.

    Unfortunately, it's an actively supported forum, so it'll be patched.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Ben L. said:

    Sometimes I post something and only part of the page updates until I go back to it five minutes later when it randomly thinks there's a new post that I haven't read that I wrote.
     

    Reminds me of twitter where it shows OAHH YUO HAV NEW ITEM IN TIEMLINE and it's the one I wrote five seconds ago.

    Will the signature guy hack be migrated to Intercourse? I sure hope so.. :(

    Well, if you can do it in markdown on a forum without signatures, go ahead.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @morbiuswilters said:

    Will the signature guy hack be migrated to Intercourse? I sure hope so.. :(
    Is there a time schedule set for that yet? It's been talked about a lot, but will it happen this year?



  • @dkf said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    Will the signature guy hack be migrated to Intercourse? I sure hope so.. :(
    Is there a time schedule set for that yet? It's been talked about a lot, but will it happen this year?

    Keep up with the latest TDWTF Intercourse news here.



  •  Spoken like american who think that us of A is center of universe.

    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @Nagesh said:
    I would hate floating stuff on our most revered leader, who I greatly admire in the arena of A.P politics.

    Advanced Placement? I didn't know Nagesh was in high school..

     



  • @Nagesh said:

    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    I that Hindi for Associated Press?



  • @boomzilla said:

    @Nagesh said:
    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    I that Hindi for Associated Press?

    एसोसिएटेड प्रेस

    सुअर जाओ. जाओ सोता है. सुअर पैर रखा. ग्रन्ट. फुट क्या है? केचप. कबूतर उड़. फ्लाई आसमान में है. कबूतर कुछ ड्रॉप. सुअर पर कुछ. घृणित सुअर. सुअर खड़खड़. कबूतर के साथ खड़खड़. नाराज कबूतर. सुअर छुट्टी. कबूतर का उत्पादन. निर्माण चिकन विंग है. विंग छाल के साथ. नीम हकीम नहीं.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @Ben L. said:

    @boomzilla said:
    @Nagesh said:
    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    I that Hindi for Associated Press?

    एसोसिएटेड प्रेस

    सुअर जाओ. जाओ सोता है. सुअर पैर रखा. ग्रन्ट. फुट क्या है? केचप. कबूतर उड़. फ्लाई आसमान में है. कबूतर कुछ ड्रॉप. सुअर पर कुछ. घृणित सुअर. सुअर खड़खड़. कबूतर के साथ खड़खड़. नाराज कबूतर. सुअर छुट्टी. कबूतर का उत्पादन. निर्माण चिकन विंग है. विंग छाल के साथ. नीम हकीम नहीं.

    Fuck. Ben L. is learning another incomprehensible language that no one uses.


  • @joe.edwards said:

    @Ben L. said:
    @boomzilla said:
    @Nagesh said:
    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    I that Hindi for Associated Press?

    एसोसिएटेड प्रेस

    सुअर जाओ. जाओ सोता है. सुअर पैर रखा. ग्रन्ट. फुट क्या है? केचप. कबूतर उड़. फ्लाई आसमान में है. कबूतर कुछ ड्रॉप. सुअर पर कुछ. घृणित सुअर. सुअर खड़खड़. कबूतर के साथ खड़खड़. नाराज कबूतर. सुअर छुट्टी. कबूतर का उत्पादन. निर्माण चिकन विंग है. विंग छाल के साथ. नीम हकीम नहीं.

    Fuck. Ben L. is learning another incomprehensible language that no one uses.

    Это нейронная сеть!



  • @Ben L. said:

    @boomzilla said:
    @Nagesh said:
    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    I that Hindi for Associated Press?

    एसोसिएटेड प्रेस

    सुअर जाओ. जाओ सोता है. सुअर पैर रखा. ग्रन्ट. फुट क्या है? केचप. कबूतर उड़. फ्लाई आसमान में है. कबूतर कुछ ड्रॉप. सुअर पर कुछ. घृणित सुअर. सुअर खड़खड़. कबूतर के साथ खड़खड़. नाराज कबूतर. सुअर छुट्टी. कबूतर का उत्पादन. निर्माण चिकन विंग है. विंग छाल के साथ. नीम हकीम नहीं.

     

     

    Suvar  = Pig.

    Sudhar = Improve.

    What did you say

    Pig go. Go sleeping. Pig kept foot. Grunt. What is foot? Ketchup. Pigen fly in sky. Pigeon some drop on pig. Disgraced pig. Sad pigeon. Pig on holiday. Production of pigeon. Creation of chicken wing. Wing with Chaal? Neem Hakim Not.

     

     



  •  @boomzilla said:

    @Nagesh said:
    A.P - Andhra Pradesh.

    I that Hindi for Associated Press?

     

    No. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andhra_Pradesh

     

     Pradesh - region in Hindi. So we have Madhya PRadesh / Uttar Pradesh / Arunachal Pradesh and  Himachal Pradesh listed as states in our constitution.



  • @Nagesh said:

    @Ben L. said:

    एसोसिएटेड प्रेस

    सुअर जाओ. जाओ सोता है. सुअर पैर रखा. ग्रन्ट. फुट क्या है? केचप. कबूतर उड़. फ्लाई आसमान में है. कबूतर कुछ ड्रॉप. सुअर पर कुछ. घृणित सुअर. सुअर खड़खड़. कबूतर के साथ खड़खड़. नाराज कबूतर. सुअर छुट्टी. कबूतर का उत्पादन. निर्माण चिकन विंग है. विंग छाल के साथ. नीम हकीम नहीं.

     

     

    Suvar  = Pig.

    Sudhar = Improve.

    What did you say

    Pig go. Go sleeping. Pig kept foot. Grunt. What is foot? Ketchup. Pigen fly in sky. Pigeon some drop on pig. Disgraced pig. Sad pigeon. Pig on holiday. Production of pigeon. Creation of chicken wing. Wing with Chaal? Neem Hakim Not.

    @Nagesh said:
    Pig go. Go sleeping.
    Go is a pig. Would prefer Go were dying.@Nagesh said:
    Pig kept foot.
    Too bad; might have been tasty with ketchup and those chicken wings.


  • I have no idea why people prefer using online translators to non Latin alphabet.Like Hindi / Mandarin / Hiragana / Cantonese / Dravidian Languages.

    It turns out to be almost always funny.


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