Let's ask a comedian to Tweet about our products



  • What could possibly go wrong @Brander Influencers @BA_Influencers said:


    @pattonoswalt I'd love to invite you to get paid to tweet for awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans! DM us!

     

     .@BA_Influencers Can we cut out the middleman and you guys just take a big, wet shit right on my soul? Might save time.

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013


    Hey, @BA_Influencers. Might have been a bit harsh on you guys. Let me send you some examples of my "awesome brand tweeting." Ready?

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013


    .@BA_Influencers If you hate static cling as much as God hates gays & women, then @BounceFresh dryer sheets are a must!!!

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013


    .@BA_Influencers The great taste of @SunChips won't make you forget that "handsy" counselor at sailing camp, but they're still good.

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

     
    .@BA_Influencers Tired of the tooth enamel loss from bulimia? The roaring bout of diarrhea from @TacoBell keeps your smile fresh!

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013


    .@BA_Influencers Packed with peanuts, @SNICKERS gets 'em in the van and KEEPS 'em in the van.

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013

     
    Integrity is like a pink, unsullied vagina. Let @BA_Influencers cram the Cock of Compromise balls-deep. #fuck #off

        — Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) December 27, 2013




  • @El_Heffe said:

    ...awesome brands targeted at comedians and comedy fans!

    What brands are targeted at them? Where can I find the next generation whoopie cushion?



  •  Extra points for approaching a comedian for whom half of his material is mocking and deriding stupid products made by stupid companies.

    [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfan5MacmsI[/url]



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  • @Lorne Kates said:

     Extra points for approaching a comedian for whom half of his material is mocking and deriding stupid products made by stupid companies.
    Companies seem to do this all the time.  It's like the insurance company that fired Gilbert Gottfried a couple of years ago because of jokes he make about the tsunami that hit Japan. ("I lost my girlfriend in the tsunami.  But a few minutes later another one came floating by.") Maybe you should spend 5 minutes researching what kind of material a comedian does before you hire him.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    WTF?

    Heh. I guess Oswalt is an influencer. This kind of reminded me of what happens when Popehat gets solicitations for guest posts. The marketing tag is full of Ken requesting guest posts on various aspects of the evilness of ponies. It's most fun when he gets a particularly clueless soul. The latest (as of the time of linkage) apparently figured out that she was being trolled.



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    Extra points for approaching a comedian for whom half of his material is mocking and deriding stupid products made by stupid companies.
    This is a brilliant strategy.  Just ask the folks at AFLAC how Gilbert Gottfried worked out.


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