SSMS does China!



  • While I had a file opened in SQL Management Studio, it was changed on the hard drive and SSMS asked me if I wanted to relad it. I clicked Yes and I got this:

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  •  it looks like a 8 bit encoding loaded in utf 16



  • It's just the encoding guesser being wrong.



  • @ratchet freak said:

     it looks like a 8 bit encoding loaded in utf 16

     

     

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    Indeed.



  • So that's part of a Dutch hospital system.



  •  It's a tiny part of an enterprisey SQL query, even.



  • @henke37 said:

    It's just the encoding guesser being wrong.

    Might be, but the result was quite spectacular.



  • @TGV said:

    So that's part of a Dutch hospital system.

    Very good guess there. Here's three doors, pick the right one and WIN A SPORTSCAR!



  • According to google translate:
    Chinese:

    Shisuifangyi Ke Li 1 ऊउ ਍ lack उ Chen Wei Zhi 䑥 Tiaoluofangyi Ke Li Yu Xiang 㸠‽ 䭓 Yue Tong Xiao Yao 䉮 Tang 䉟 ⹫ to Dongchenweizhi 䑥 of porphyrin Jiao ൹ ऊ I / Chen Wei Zhi 䑥 Tiaoluofangyi Ke Li Yu Xiang 㰠‽ 䭓 Yue Tong Xiao Yao 䉮 Tang ⹫ 䕟 Dongyoufangyi Keliyuhuan

    Now if we pick japanese, instead...

    Ten 倠牥 潩敤 慄 1 ऊउ ਍ poor उ 敐楲 摯䑥 conditions 倮牥 潩敤 慄彧 䭓祥 㸠‽ 汋湩 敩 ⹫ 楆䉮 ​​摥䉟 come 湩敐 楲摯 䑥条 卟敫 ൹ ऊ 乁 / 敐楲 摯䑥 conditions 倮牥 潩敤 慄彧 䭓祥 㰠‽ 汋湩 敩 ⹫ 楆䉮 ​​摥䕟 湩偤 牥潩 敤慄 彧歓

    So.... "Ten poor conditions come conditions"

    Innnnnnnnnteresting...



  • Door B, please.



  • I'll allow you to change doors, but only if you pick C.





  • @steenbergh said:

    @TGV said:
    So that's part of a Dutch hospital system.

    Very good guess there. Here's three doors, pick the right one and WIN A SPORTSCAR!

    And a 2/3 chance for a stay in a Dutch hospital

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    And a 2/3 chance for a stay in a Dutch hospital
     

    Of course not. The Dutch are irrelevant so they don't factor into your holiday choices.



  • And I was hoping for Spectate Swamp Media Search.. (how does SQL Management Studio shorten to SSMS?)



  • @jpa said:

    how does SQL Management Studio shorten to SSMS?
     

    SQL Server



  • @dhromed said:

    @El_Heffe said:
    And a 2/3 chance for a stay in a Dutch hospital
     

    Of course not. The Dutch are irrelevant so they don't factor into your holiday choices.

    I see what you did there, old chap
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  • Re: ffMf does China!

    @dhromed said:

    @jpa said:

    how does SQL Management Studio shorten to SSMS?
     

    SQL Server


    SpectateSwamp SQL Server System Service



  • @Ben L. said:

    fpectate fwamp fql ferver fyftem fervice
     

    Olde tymey fQLe.



  • @Ben L. said:

    @dhromed said:

    @jpa said:

    how does SQL Management Studio shorten to SSMS?
     

    SQL Server


    SpectateSwamp SQL Server System Service
     

     Sssssss!


     


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