I'm a programmer



  • This PSA from the Spanish Ministry of Education left me wondering which language the guy is using.

    [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/INEPGbb.jpg[/IMG]



  • gñap();



  • You could write it all off except for the $function() and $(la bits.



  • ゚ω゚ノ= /`m´)ノ ~┻━┻ //´∇`/ ['']; o=(゚ー゚) ==3; c=(゚Θ゚) =(゚ー゚)-(゚ー゚); (゚Д゚) =(゚Θ゚)= (o^^o)/ (o^^o);(゚Д゚)={゚Θ゚: '' ,゚ω゚ノ : ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚Θ゚] ,゚ー゚ノ :(゚ω゚ノ+ '')[o^^o -(゚Θ゚)] ,゚Д゚ノ:((゚ー゚==3) +'')[゚ー゚] }; (゚Д゚) [゚Θ゚] =((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [c^^o];(゚Д゚) ['c'] = ((゚Д゚)+'') [ (゚ー゚)+(゚ー゚)-(゚Θ゚) ];(゚Д゚) ['o'] = ((゚Д゚)+'') [゚Θ゚];(゚o゚)=(゚Д゚) ['c']+(゚Д゚) ['o']+(゚ω゚ノ +'')[゚Θ゚]+ ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚ー゚] + ((゚Д゚) +'') [(゚ー゚)+(゚ー゚)]+ ((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [(゚ー゚) - (゚Θ゚)]+(゚Д゚) ['c']+((゚Д゚)+'') [(゚ー゚)+(゚ー゚)]+ (゚Д゚) ['o']+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚];(゚Д゚) [''] =(o^^o) [゚o゚] [゚o゚];(゚ε゚)=((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]+ (゚Д゚) .゚Д゚ノ+((゚Д゚)+'') [(゚ー゚) + (゚ー゚)]+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [o^^o -゚Θ゚]+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]+ (゚ω゚ノ +'') [゚Θ゚]; (゚ー゚)+=(゚Θ゚); (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]='\'; (゚Д゚).゚Θ゚ノ=(゚Д゚+ ゚ー゚)[o^^o -(゚Θ゚)];(o゚ー゚o)=(゚ω゚ノ +'')[c^^o];(゚Д゚) [゚o゚]='"';(゚Д゚) [''] ( (゚Д゚) [''] (゚ε゚+(゚Д゚)[゚o゚]+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Θ゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ (゚ー゚)+ ((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) +(o^^o))+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) +(o^^o))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (c^^o)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚ー゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ ((゚ー゚) + (o^^o))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ (c^^o)+ ((o^^o) +(o^^o))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚ー゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Θ゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚o゚]) (゚Θ゚)) ('_');



  • Looks like Spanish to me.



  • @Ben L. said:


    Looks like Spanish to me.

    Yeah, strings without quotes, that's gonna work.



  • @Ben L. said:

    (゚ω゚ノ)
     

    bravo



  • @Ben L. said:

    ゚ω゚ノ= /`m´)ノ ~┻━┻ //´∇`/ ['']; o=(゚ー゚) ==3; c=(゚Θ゚) =(゚ー゚)-(゚ー゚); (゚Д゚) =(゚Θ゚)= (o^^o)/ (o^^o);(゚Д゚)={゚Θ゚: '' ,゚ω゚ノ : ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚Θ゚] ,゚ー゚ノ :(゚ω゚ノ+ '')[o^^o -(゚Θ゚)] ,゚Д゚ノ:((゚ー゚==3) +'')[゚ー゚] }; (゚Д゚) [゚Θ゚] =((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [c^^o];(゚Д゚) ['c'] = ((゚Д゚)+'') [ (゚ー゚)+(゚ー゚)-(゚Θ゚) ];(゚Д゚) ['o'] = ((゚Д゚)+'') [゚Θ゚];(゚o゚)=(゚Д゚) ['c']+(゚Д゚) ['o']+(゚ω゚ノ +'')[゚Θ゚]+ ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚ー゚] + ((゚Д゚) +'') [(゚ー゚)+(゚ー゚)]+ ((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [(゚ー゚) - (゚Θ゚)]+(゚Д゚) ['c']+((゚Д゚)+'') [(゚ー゚)+(゚ー゚)]+ (゚Д゚) ['o']+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚];(゚Д゚) [''] =(o^^o) [゚o゚] [゚o゚];(゚ε゚)=((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]+ (゚Д゚) .゚Д゚ノ+((゚Д゚)+'') [(゚ー゚) + (゚ー゚)]+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [o^^o -゚Θ゚]+((゚ー゚==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]+ (゚ω゚ノ +'') [゚Θ゚]; (゚ー゚)+=(゚Θ゚); (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]='\'; (゚Д゚).゚Θ゚ノ=(゚Д゚+ ゚ー゚)[o^^o -(゚Θ゚)];(o゚ー゚o)=(゚ω゚ノ +'')[c^^o];(゚Д゚) [゚o゚]='"';(゚Д゚) [''] ( (゚Д゚) [''] (゚ε゚+(゚Д゚)[゚o゚]+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Θ゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ (゚ー゚)+ ((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) +(o^^o))+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) +(o^^o))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (c^^o)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚ー゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ ((゚ー゚) + (o^^o))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚ー゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚Θ゚)+ (c^^o)+ ((o^^o) +(o^^o))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+(゚ー゚)+ ((o^^o) - (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Д゚)[゚ε゚]+((゚ー゚) + (゚Θ゚))+ (゚Θ゚)+ (゚Д゚)[゚o゚]) (゚Θ゚)) ('_');
    Ben L.'s AI is so well implemented we often forget it is a Google advertising bot. But now and then it breaks and the suspension of disbelief is lost.



  • @ubersoldat said:

    I'm a programmer
     

    [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKcyYeZqlh4"]I am a vampire[/url]



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @ubersoldat said:

    I'm a programmer
     

    I am a vampire


    Vlad isn't.



  • @Ben L. said:

    ゚ω゚ノ= /`m´)ノ ~┻━┻ //´∇`/ ['']; o=(゚ー゚) ==3; c=(゚Θ゚) =(゚ー゚)-(゚ー゚); (゚Д゚) =(゚Θ゚)= (o^^o)/ (o^^o);(゚Д゚)={゚Θ゚: '' ,゚ω゚ノ : ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]
     Looks like APL to me



  • @Anonymouse said:

    @Ben L. said:

    ゚ω゚ノ= /`m´)ノ ~┻━┻ //´∇`/ ['']; o=(゚ー゚) ==3; c=(゚Θ゚) =(゚ー゚)-(゚ー゚); (゚Д゚) =(゚Θ゚)= (o^^o)/ (o^^o);(゚Д゚)={゚Θ゚: '' ,゚ω゚ノ : ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]
     Looks like APL to me

    Can't be.  APL alphabetics are always in uppercase italics.

     



  • @da Doctah said:

    @Anonymouse said:

    @Ben L. said:

    ゚ω゚ノ= /`m´)ノ ~┻━┻ //´∇`/ ['']; o=(゚ー゚) ==3; c=(゚Θ゚) =(゚ー゚)-(゚ー゚); (゚Д゚) =(゚Θ゚)= (o^^o)/ (o^^o);(゚Д゚)={゚Θ゚: '' ,゚ω゚ノ : ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]
     Looks like APL to me

    Can't be.  APL alphabetics are always in uppercase italics.

     


    And besides, it is obviously JavaScript that does an alert('TDWTF');



  • @Hmmmm said:

    And besides, it is obviously JavaScript that does an alert('TDWTF');
     

    I am sad that apparently we are the only ones who actually tried it.



  • @da Doctah said:

    @Anonymouse said:

    @Ben L. said:

    ゚ω゚ノ= /`m´)ノ ~┻━┻ //´∇`/ ['']; o=(゚ー゚) ==3; c=(゚Θ゚) =(゚ー゚)-(゚ー゚); (゚Д゚) =(゚Θ゚)= (o^^o)/ (o^^o);(゚Д゚)={゚Θ゚: '' ,゚ω゚ノ : ((゚ω゚ノ==3) +'') [゚Θ゚]
     Looks like APL to me

    Can't be.  APL alphabetics are always in uppercase italics.

     

    That's obviously C++11.



  • ω゚ [゚Θ゚]

    Huh? Tea-bagged by a square pig?



  • @Ben L. said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @ubersoldat said:

    I'm a programmer
     

    I am a vampire


    Vlad isn't.
    I need to finish that game sometime. And play the DLC.

     


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @mott555 said:

    @Ben L. said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @ubersoldat said:

    I'm a programmer
     

    I am a vampire


    Vlad isn't.
    I need to finish that game sometime. And play the DLC.

     


    I don't know what game you're talking about but that song will never get out of my head now.



  • Magicka. The narrator is a vampiric-looking fellow named Vlad who will constantly remind you that he isn't a vampire. At one point you catch him sucking the blood from someone's neck and he still maintains he isn't a vampire.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @mott555 said:

    Magicka. The narrator is a vampiric-looking fellow named Vlad who will constantly remind you that he isn't a vampire. At one point you catch him sucking the blood from someone's neck and he still maintains he isn't a vampire.

    Oh. I've tried to play that game with two different people now and before the second level it devolves into an argument over who blew whom up with the totally OP laser beam magic.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    @mott555 said:
    Magicka. The narrator is a vampiric-looking fellow named Vlad who will constantly remind you that he isn't a vampire. At one point you catch him sucking the blood from someone's neck and he still maintains he isn't a vampire.

    Oh. I've tried to play that game with two different people now and before the second level it devolves into an argument over who blew whom up with the totally OP laser beam magic.

    We should play together some time. Add me on steam.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @Ben L. said:

    @joe.edwards said:
    @mott555 said:
    Magicka. The narrator is a vampiric-looking fellow named Vlad who will constantly remind you that he isn't a vampire. At one point you catch him sucking the blood from someone's neck and he still maintains he isn't a vampire.

    Oh. I've tried to play that game with two different people now and before the second level it devolves into an argument over who blew whom up with the totally OP laser beam magic.

    We should play together some time. Add me on steam.

    You play games online? With that ISP?



  • @mott555 said:

    Magicka. The narrator is a vampiric-looking fellow named Vlad who will constantly remind you that he isn't a vampire. At one point you catch him sucking the blood from someone's neck and he still maintains he isn't a vampire.

    Videos

    Short version: it's a crappy game.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    Filed under: Does it take a week to install a game?

    Yes 😢



  • @Ben L. said:

    @joe.edwards said:
    Filed under: Does it take a week to install a game?
    Yes 😢

    Wait, I thought you went to a university now.  Use a laptop and connect from on campus, even the slowing they put on it has to be better than the crap you've talked about with the other ISP.



  • @locallunatic said:

    @Ben L. said:

    @joe.edwards said:
    Filed under: Does it take a week to install a game?
    Yes 😢

    Wait, I thought you went to a university now.  Use a laptop and connect from on campus, even the slowing they put on it has to be better than the crap you've talked about with the other ISP.

    My laptop has an ARM processor. There isn't a build of Magicka for ARM as far as I know.

  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @Ben L. said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    @ubersoldat said:

    I'm a programmer
     

    I am a vampire


    Vlad isn't.

    My first thought of Vlad.



  • @Ben L. said:

    @locallunatic said:

    @Ben L. said:

    @joe.edwards said:
    Filed under: Does it take a week to install a game?
    Yes 😢

    Wait, I thought you went to a university now.  Use a laptop and connect from on campus, even the slowing they put on it has to be better than the crap you've talked about with the other ISP.

    My laptop has an ARM processor. There isn't a build of Magicka for ARM as far as I know.

    So, it's basically an oversized tablet without touch capabilities?



  • @Maciejasjmj said:

    @Ben L. said:
    @locallunatic said:

    @Ben L. said:

    @joe.edwards said:
    Filed under: Does it take a week to install a game?
    Yes 😢

    Wait, I thought you went to a university now.  Use a laptop and connect from on campus, even the slowing they put on it has to be better than the crap you've talked about with the other ISP.

    My laptop has an ARM processor. There isn't a build of Magicka for ARM as far as I know.

    So, it's basically an oversized tablet without touch capabilities?

    What?

    No, it's a laptop. Sheesh.



  • JavaScript for Beginners

    Day One: Pound Your Head on the Keyboard



  • @chubertdev said:

    JavaScript for Beginners

    Day One: Pound Your Head on the Keyboard

     

    Day Two: Bang your idiot co-worker's head on the keyboard

    Day Three: Find Brendan Eich, and bang his head on a keyboard

    Day Four: Killing spree

     



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @chubertdev said:

    JavaScript for Beginners

    Day One: Pound Your Head on the Keyboard

     

    Day Two: Bang your idiot co-worker's head on the keyboard

    Day Three: Find Brendan Eich, and bang his head on a keyboard

    Day Four: Killing spree

     


    Day Five: How to call $function


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