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  • OK..



    I have to know...



    It looks like some sort of cat... but, a bit distorted...



    What is it, and what is the story behind it?



  • And now I wonder... What was the part of the break-up between you and your ex? [:P]



  • And I wonder, what were you searching on that led you to that picture?




  • "? spread wide"

    *cringes* Did I type that? [:$]



  • @KoFFiE said:

     Katja wrote:
    And now I wonder... What was the part of the break-up between you and your ex? Stick out tongue



    Err - long story - and none of your business Stick out tongue

    Beetje nieuwsgierig he? Typisch... Big Smile Wink

    I'm not a "beetje nieuwsgierig". I'm extremely "nieuwsgierig". Now, confess! What did you do with your ex that she left you for! [:P]

    And if it's none of our business then you should not bring it up here. [;)]



  • She coded something like:

    [code language="c#"]
    <FONT size=1>

    </FONT><FONT color=#008000 size=1>// This function is terribly ingenious!

    </FONT><FONT size=1>

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>public</FONT><FONT size=1> </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>object</FONT><FONT size=1> LemonCheesecake(</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>object</FONT><FONT size=1> p1, </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>object</FONT><FONT size=1> p2)

    {

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>try</FONT><FONT size=1>

    {

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(p2.GetType().IsInstanceOfType(<FONT color=#0000ff>typeof</FONT>(bool)) </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>throw</FONT><FONT size=1> </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>new</FONT><FONT size=1> Exception(</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>"wrong type"</FONT><FONT size=1>);

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1> bool1 = ((SqlCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(bool1.CompareTo((</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1>)BOOLEAN_TRUE)!=</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>)

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((SqlCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>else

    </FONT><FONT size=1>

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((Thing)p2).GetFalse();

    }

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>catch</FONT><FONT size=1>(Exception e)

    {

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(e.Message != </FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>"wrong type"</FONT><FONT size=1>)

    DoNothing();

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>else

    </FONT><FONT size=1>

    {

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1> bool1 = ((OracleCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(bool1.CompareTo((</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1>)((Thing)p2).GetTrue())!=</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>)

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((OracleCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>else

    </FONT><FONT size=1>

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>try

    </FONT><FONT size=1>

    {

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((Thing)p2).GetFalse()==</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>true</FONT><FONT size=1>;

    }

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>catch

    </FONT><FONT size=1>

    {

    </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>throw</FONT><FONT size=1> </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>new</FONT><FONT size=1> Exception(</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>"Could not return false"</FONT><FONT size=1>);

    }

    }

    }

    }

    </FONT>
    [/code]

    And you couldnt stand to be around her anymore?


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