KoFFiE's Avatar...?
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OK..
I have to know...
It looks like some sort of cat... but, a bit distorted...
What is it, and what is the story behind it?
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And now I wonder... What was the part of the break-up between you and your ex? [:P]
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And I wonder, what were you searching on that led you to that picture?
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"? spread wide"
*cringes* Did I type that? [:$]
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@KoFFiE said:
Katja wrote: And now I wonder... What was the part of the break-up between you and your ex?
Err - long story - and none of your business
Beetje nieuwsgierig he? Typisch...I'm not a "beetje nieuwsgierig". I'm extremely "nieuwsgierig". Now, confess! What did you do with your ex that she left you for! [:P]
And if it's none of our business then you should not bring it up here. [;)]
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She coded something like:
[code language="c#"]
<FONT size=1>
</FONT><FONT color=#008000 size=1>// This function is terribly ingenious!
</FONT><FONT size=1></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>public</FONT><FONT size=1> </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>object</FONT><FONT size=1> LemonCheesecake(</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>object</FONT><FONT size=1> p1, </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>object</FONT><FONT size=1> p2)
{
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>try</FONT><FONT size=1>
{
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(p2.GetType().IsInstanceOfType(<FONT color=#0000ff>typeof</FONT>(bool)) </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>throw</FONT><FONT size=1> </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>new</FONT><FONT size=1> Exception(</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>"wrong type"</FONT><FONT size=1>);
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1> bool1 = ((SqlCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(bool1.CompareTo((</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1>)BOOLEAN_TRUE)!=</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>)
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((SqlCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>else
</FONT><FONT size=1></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((Thing)p2).GetFalse();
}
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>catch</FONT><FONT size=1>(Exception e)
{
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(e.Message != </FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>"wrong type"</FONT><FONT size=1>)
DoNothing();
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>else
</FONT><FONT size=1>{
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1> bool1 = ((OracleCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>if</FONT><FONT size=1>(bool1.CompareTo((</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>bool</FONT><FONT size=1>)((Thing)p2).GetTrue())!=</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>)
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((OracleCommand)p1).Execute().Row[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>].Column[</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>0</FONT><FONT size=1>];
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>else
</FONT><FONT size=1></FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>try
</FONT><FONT size=1>{
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>return</FONT><FONT size=1> ((Thing)p2).GetFalse()==</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>true</FONT><FONT size=1>;
}
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>catch
</FONT><FONT size=1>{
</FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>throw</FONT><FONT size=1> </FONT><FONT color=#0000ff size=1>new</FONT><FONT size=1> Exception(</FONT><FONT color=#800080 size=1>"Could not return false"</FONT><FONT size=1>);
}
}
}
}
</FONT>[/code]
And you couldnt stand to be around her anymore?