New Janitor? Check. Master Key? Check. Dead servers? Check.



  • Came to work today to find a lot more buzz in the office and more than the usual amount of solitaire/minesweeper on people's screens.
    Turns out our servers are trashed and we're waiting for replacements to arrive. (Thankfully backups are kept elsewhere).

    What happened? Well, first guy into the office today notices all servers are dead (he's our sole IT guy here). He opens up the server closet and sees brooms, mops, cleaning supplies, buckets, all over the place - on the rack, inside the racks, on top of the servers, on top of the portable A/C unit we have pointing at the rack. He also sees the A/C unit literally spitting out water onto the servers.

    How it happened? We are just a tiny department in a multi-story office building. We don't even get the full floor to ourselves, just a small corner of it. We share it with the HR department who absolutely hate us for some reason. In any case, there was a new janitor hired recently.
    Apparently he's been using our server closet as a janitor closet for some time now, and during this time has managed to not only bump the A/C mode into "dehumidifier" but also somehow bump the hose that was before pointing into the grille in the floor to instead point right at the servers.



  • Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.



  • @Maciejasjmj said:

    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.



  • @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.



  • @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third



  • BCTFY

     

     

    mod: very creative! –dh



  • @twilsonxpert said:

    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.



  • @witchdoctor said:

    @twilsonxpert said:
    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.

    sixth.



  • @Alargule said:

    @witchdoctor said:
    @twilsonxpert said:
    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.

    sixth.

     

    eighth.

     



  • Eleventh.



  • @Faxmachinen said:

    Eleventh.

    Dubs, nice.



  • @Faxmachinen said:

    Eleventh.


    Tennant was better. :P



  • @Faxmachinen said:

    Eleventh.

     

     

    Potatoeth.

     



  • @Maciejasjmj said:

    BCTFY

     

     

    mod: very creative! –dh


    I think I missed something here. What was so creative? I didn't see any CS-blowing goats fuckery when it was originally posted.



  • @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:

    BCTFY

     

     

    mod: very creative! –dh


    I think I missed something here. What was so creative? I didn't see any CS-blowing goats fuckery when it was originally posted.
     

     

    he added the buttcrack pic to the top of the page (on my FF at least)

     



  • @ratchet freak said:

    he added the buttcrack pic to the top of the page (on my FF at least)
    That was basically it.



  • @PJH said:

    @ratchet freak said:
    he added the buttcrack pic to the top of the page (on my FF at least)
    That was basically it.
     

    Correct.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Nobody likes being the butt of a joke.



  • @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.

    Yeah, good thing I had an ad-blocker installed so I could remove the image. </troll>



  • @dhromed said:

    @Alargule said:

    @witchdoctor said:
    @twilsonxpert said:
    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.

    sixth.

     

    eighth.

     


    (9.0924895e+43 ^5) / (543254 % 654) + "th"



  • @galgorah said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Alargule said:

    @witchdoctor said:
    @twilsonxpert said:
    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.

    sixth.

     

    eighth.

     


    (9.0924895e+43 ^5) / (543254 % 654) + "th"
     

    (9.0924895e+43 ^5) / (543254 % 654) + 1 + "th"

     



  • @galgorah said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Alargule said:

    @witchdoctor said:
    @twilsonxpert said:
    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.

    sixth.

     

    eighth.

     


    (9.0924895e+43 ^5) / (543254 % 654) + "th"

    Is that exponentiation, or XOR?



  • @Buttembly Coder said:

    @galgorah said:
    @dhromed said:

    @Alargule said:

    @witchdoctor said:
    @twilsonxpert said:
    @leonardo said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:
    Still a better TDWTF story than today's one.

    And it's not awkward at all that every time I load the site the first thing that shows up is an ass crack.
     

    seconded.

    third

    fourth.

    sixth.

     

    eighth.

     


    (9.0924895e+43 ^5) / (543254 % 654) + "th"

    Is that exponentiation, or XOR?

    Its exponentiation



  • @ratchet freak said:

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    @Maciejasjmj said:

    BCTFY

     

     

    mod: very creative! –dh


    I think I missed something here. What was so creative? I didn't see any CS-blowing goats fuckery when it was originally posted.
     

     

    he added the buttcrack pic to the top of the page (on my FF at least)

     

    WHERE IS BUTTCRACK?  MY FIREFOX HAS NO BUTTCRACK
        <br>

     



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  • -1 doesn't work for email.

    -1 not a buttcrack.



  • -9001 not grumpy cat.



  • Where's grumpy cat?


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @mikeTheLiar said:

    -9001 not grumpy cat.

    You should use -8999 if you want it to be over negative nine thousand.


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