WRODS ARE COFNUSING
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Why is it bad to be a huge dick but good to have a huge penis?
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I would rather have a dog, than be one.
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@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
You would rather your girlfriend have a cunt, than be one.
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Why do fat chance and slim chance mean exactly the same thing?
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Why isn't smart ass the opposite of dumb ass?
Why isn't wise man the same as wise guy?
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Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
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@mikeTheLiar said:
Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
This one is a bit ambiguous. I mean, obviously, we all feel better after pushing one out. But on the other hand, when you give something, someone is receiving, and that's not very nice.
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Sewage plant employee is getting real tired of your shit.
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@mikeTheLiar said:
Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
Because you are saying it wrong.
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@El_Heffe said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
Because you are saying it wrong.
I could care less.
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@mikeTheLiar said:
@El_Heffe said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
Because you are saying it wrong.
I could care less.
You're saying that one wrong too. It's "I couldn't care less." The fact that you can care less is uninteresting and dumb.
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@Ben L. said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
@El_Heffe said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
Because you are saying it wrong.
I could care less.
You're saying that one wrong too. It's "I couldn't care less." The fact that you can care less is uninteresting and dumb.
This is one of those instances where I'm not sure if you're pretending to be stupid, or actually being stupid.
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@mikeTheLiar said:
@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
@bgodot said:
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
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@El_Heffe said:
@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning.
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You can't have everything.
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@mikeTheLiar said:
@El_Heffe said:
I always have a banana under my pillow because it keeps the elephants away. And it works perfectly. There has never been an elephant anywhere near my house.@Douglasac said:
Shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning.@mikeTheLiar said:
@bgodot said:
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
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@mikeTheLiar said:
@El_Heffe said:
@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning.
How'd he get in your pajamas?
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@joe.edwards said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
@El_Heffe said:
@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Shot an elephant in my pajamas this morning.
How'd he get in your pajamas?
Sorry, I meant I shotgunned a can of Elephant before I got out of bed.
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@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Silly, dogs can't read.@bgodot said:
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
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@da Doctah said:
@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Silly, dogs can't read.@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
If the dog was lighter, would you be able to read it?
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@Ben L. said:
@da Doctah said:
I don't know. Is it harder to read a fat dog?
If the dog was lighter, would you be able to read it?@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Silly, dogs can't read.@bgodot said:
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
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@El_Heffe said:
@Ben L. said:
@da Doctah said:
I don't know. Is it harder to read a fat dog?@Douglasac said:
@mikeTheLiar said:
Silly, dogs can't read.@bgodot said:
I would rather have a dog, than be one.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
If the dog was lighter, would you be able to read it?
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@mikeTheLiar said:
Why does "I could give a shit" mean the opposite?
In Portuguese it doesn't. "Estou-me a cagar para isso" literally means "I'm taking a shit at that" and it means "I don't give a shit about that".I once heard a boss standing behind me say something to the effect of "I'm literally taking a shit at that". I hope he was using "literally" figuratively.
@Ben L. said:
If the dog was lighter, would you be able to read it?
You'd have to be careful not to light the book on fire.