Crash and burned





  • Looks like it's the fault of KTVU editor Wee Tod Did.



  • Wow! I stopped watching KTVU many years ago because of their unprofessionalism but this. Yikes.



  • TRWTF is flying with Asiana. The stewardesses uniforms look like they were stolen from an abandonned warehouse in Minsk in 1975, and they are the best thing about this airline.



  • Thank goodness Heywood Jablowme wasn't on that flight.



  •  Anyone else distracted by the precarious position of that TV's base? It was like half off the shelf.



  • @Snooder said:

     Anyone else distracted by the precarious position of that TV's base? It was like half off the shelf.

    Maybe it has a custom rack like the one built by Michael Scott.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    Thank goodness Heywood Jablowme wasn't on that flight.
     

    Flight 34-A to Pen Island for the annual Experts-exchange...



  •  @Ronald said:

    TRWTF is flying with Asiana. The stewardesses uniforms look like they were stolen from an abandonned warehouse in Minsk in 1975, and they are the best thing about this airline.

    You think that's bad?

    The latest FinnAir female stewardess uniform reminds me of Star Trek.



  • @OldCrow said:

     @Ronald said:

    TRWTF is flying with Asiana. The stewardesses uniforms look like they were stolen from an abandonned warehouse in Minsk in 1975, and they are the best thing about this airline.

    You think that's bad?

    The latest FinnAir female stewardess uniform reminds me of Star Trek.

    I prefer the ones from Korean Air, they look like a gift with their little ribbon.






    Only problem with this airline is that the inside of their airplanes look like it was designed by Goldie Hawn, all creamy and minty and pink. You don't feel very manly in those seats.






  • @OldCrow said:

    The latest FinnAir female stewardess uniform reminds me of Star Trek.
    That doesn't seem so bad.




  • @El_Heffe said:

    @OldCrow said:

    The latest FinnAir female stewardess uniform reminds me of Star Trek.
    That doesn't seem so bad.

    IMAGE

     


    It is. Just take my word for it.





  • @Soviut said:

    I used to watch that show when I was, I dunno, 10 or something. I hadn't thought about it in years.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    That doesn't seem so bad.

    She's too fat.



  • @Ronald said:

    I prefer the ones from Korean Air, they look like a gift with their little ribbon.
    Yeah, but they keep getting kind of irritated when you try to unwrap them.



  • @OldCrow said:




    This is what Donald Duck would have worn had he been Finnish.

     



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @El_Heffe said:
    That doesn't seem so bad.

    She's too fat.

    And the ears are fake.



  • @zelmak said:

    @morbiuswilters said:
    @El_Heffe said:
    That doesn't seem so bad.

    She's too fat.

    And the ears are fake.

     

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.

     



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.
     

    Yeah. Goddamn fake geek girls. Hate 'em.



  • @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.
     

    Yeah. Goddamn fake geek girls. Hate 'em.

    I'm confused, are y'all making über-sarcasm or do you really not see it's a tranny



  • @Ronald said:

    I'm confused, are y'all making über-sarcasm or do you really not see it's a tranny
     

    Or?



  • @Ronald said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.
     

    Yeah. Goddamn fake geek girls. Hate 'em.

    I'm confused, are y'all making über-sarcasm or do you really not see it's a tranny

     

    Now I'm a bit confused. Sure, the chest circumference does not match the hand-arm fat content, but how do you know that it's a male?

     



  • @OldCrow said:

    Sure, the chest circumference does not match the hand-arm fat content
     

    That happens all the time. Not really a reliable indicator.



  • @OldCrow said:

    The latest FinnAir female stewardess uniform reminds me of Star Trek.

    Original Series or Next Gen?

    There was a great joke about those uniforms when DS9 went back in time to the original series timeline, but I can't remember what it was. Something Bashir said.

    Even if Next Gen, season 1 or later seasons? Troi was pretty hot in season 1, with her "cleavage uniform". (Then again, Tasha never wore that, so I guess it was a special thing.)

    I though the movies 2-6 uniforms were pretty classy, and I also liked the DS9/Voyager uniforms. Except for Star Trek: Generations where the production staff fucked up and half the characters were in the DS9 uniforms and the other half in TNG uniforms and Kirk was in the Wrath of Khan uniform and you were all like WTF guys?



  • @blakeyrat said:

    Troi was pretty hot in season 1, with her "cleavage uniform".

    Very sexy cleavage, in a "Polish textile worker circa 1954" kind of way.






  • Season one, man! Season one!!

    Her last few Star Trek appearances in Voyager, man. I guess she aged ok, all-told.

    If they ever had another Star Trek spinoff they should have done like Barkley and Troi become future-private eyes and go around solving crimes, because Dwight Schultz and her had surprisingly good chemistry. They should have worked-in Robert Picardo too because he was by far the best thing Voyager had going for it.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    There was a great joke about those uniforms when DS9 went back in time to the original series timeline, but I can't remember what it was. Something Bashir said.

    "And women wore less". It was actually spoken by Dax. (as a response to Bashir being confused about the the Operations/Engineering and Command/Security uniform colour switch)

    To be fair to your memory, he did respond "I think I'm going to like this century"

    And here's the TRWTF about Next-Gen uniforms:

     

     



  • @Nexzus said:

    And here's the TRWTF about Next-Gen uniforms:

     

     

    It's better with the right soundtrack



  • @blakeyrat said:

    Even if Next Gen, season 1 or later seasons? Troi was pretty hot in season 1, with her "cleavage uniform". (Then again, Tasha never wore that, so I guess it was a special thing.)
    As far as I understood it, it wasn't actually a uniform, she was wearing civilian clothes. Wasn't it until that one episode where Picard goes away on some kind of covert ops mission and is replaced by a captain who complains about her as a bridge officer not being dressed in proper attire that she started wearing the standard uniform?



  • @Anonymouse said:

    As far as I understood it, it wasn't actually a uniform, she was wearing civilian clothes. Wasn't it until that one episode where Picard goes away on some kind of covert ops mission and is replaced by a captain who complains about her as a bridge officer not being dressed in proper attire that she started wearing the standard uniform?
     

    I think that's the one where Cardassians threaten to weaponize Troi's clevage so Picard goes on a secret mission then gets captured by Laurel K. Hamilton who keeps shouting at him:

    HOW MANY BOOBS DO YOU SEE?

     And Picard refuses to answer 3, and keeps himself sane by thinknig about his bearded-Riker/Troi holo-fanfic he actually runs when he tells people he's playing Dixon Hill.. and keeps this in his mind:

     

    THERE. ARE.  TWO. BOOBS!


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @Lorne Kates said:

    HOW MANY BOOBS DO YOU SEE?

    Can we try to hide NSFW images behind links (with warning)?



    Viewing materials deemed pornographic at my workplace is grounds for summary termination.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    Can we try to hide NSFW images behind links (with warning)?
     

    They're blurred. And they're fake. And I can't edit posts.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    HOW MANY BOOBS DO YOU SEE?

    Can we try to hide NSFW images behind links (with warning)?



    Viewing materials deemed pornographic at my workplace is grounds for summary termination.

    If you base your non-termination on the decency and kindness of strangers, TRWTF is you.





  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @joe.edwards said:

    Can we try to hide NSFW images behind links (with warning)?
     

    They're blurred. And they're fake. And I can't edit posts.

    Two pixels of blur should be enough for anyone!



  • @Ronald said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.
     

    Yeah. Goddamn fake geek girls. Hate 'em.

    I'm confused, are y'all making über-sarcasm or do you really not see it's a tranny

    I dunno, she's kind of messed-up looking, but I assumed it was partially from the camera being held at an odd angle and the mirror. The jaw's not got that normal tranny look to it. I'd have to see more photos to be sure.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    @Ronald said:
    @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.
     

    Yeah. Goddamn fake geek girls. Hate 'em.

    I'm confused, are y'all making über-sarcasm or do you really not see it's a tranny

    I dunno, she's kind of messed-up looking, but I assumed it was partially from the camera being held at an odd angle and the mirror. The jaw's not got that normal tranny look to it. I'd have to see more photos to be sure.

    Waist is considerably smaller than shoulders or hips. (Could be girdle/corset.) Neck is slender; no sign that I can see of an adam's apple. (Harder to fake; even surgery is less than perfect.) I'm going to go with a cautious "no."

     



  • @HardwareGeek said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    @Ronald said:
    @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:

    And she's doing the hand gesture wrong.
     

    Yeah. Goddamn fake geek girls. Hate 'em.

    I'm confused, are y'all making über-sarcasm or do you really not see it's a tranny

    I dunno, she's kind of messed-up looking, but I assumed it was partially from the camera being held at an odd angle and the mirror. The jaw's not got that normal tranny look to it. I'd have to see more photos to be sure.

    Waist is considerably smaller than shoulders or hips. (Could be girdle/corset.) Neck is slender; no sign that I can see of an adam's apple. (Harder to fake; even surgery is less than perfect.) I'm going to go with a cautious "no."

     

    Duh.




  • @Ronald said:

    Ugh. Is Benetton just trying to make me throw up with their ads?

    Anyway, this is a clear case of Tranny Jaw. See how irregular the facial shape is? And the angle isn't good to see the throat clearly, but I bet you'd find an Adam's apple there. Star Trek (Probably) Girl, on the other hand, has a normal enough jaw and facial structure. And no Adam's apple.

    Edit: I forgot the most important part of all: the Morbs Tranny Reflex. See, the Benetton dude makes me gag on site, as all trannies do. It's not because I hate trannies, but my brain seems to know when I'm looking at a real chick (ugly or not) or a mutilated dude. ST(P)G isn't attractive, but I get a strong "girl" vibe from her and I'm not repulsed instantly.



  • @morbiuswilters said:

    I forgot the most important part of all: the Morbs Tranny Reflex. See, the Benetton dude makes me gag on site, as all trannies do. It's not because I hate trannies, but my brain seems to know when I'm looking at a real chick (ugly or not) or a mutilated dude. ST(P)G isn't attractive, but I get a strong "girl" vibe from her and I'm not repulsed instantly.
     

    This goes on the list named "Dumbest things I have ever heard"



  • @joe.edwards said:

    Viewing materials deemed pornographic at my workplace is grounds for summary termination.
     

    Why don't you summarily terminate yourself?



  • @Soviut said:

    @OldCrow said:













  • @dhromed said:

    @morbiuswilters said:

    I forgot the most important part of all: the Morbs Tranny Reflex. See, the Benetton dude makes me gag on site, as all trannies do. It's not because I hate trannies, but my brain seems to know when I'm looking at a real chick (ugly or not) or a mutilated dude. ST(P)G isn't attractive, but I get a strong "girl" vibe from her and I'm not repulsed instantly.
     

    This goes on the list named "Dumbest things I have ever heard"

    Sorry, dude, but it works. I'm not saying I'm 100% at picking out trannies; there are some false positives. But there are hardly any false negatives.


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