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@Ben L. said:
What's this an example of?
We had fun, didn't we The Oatmeal? solemnly loads double-barreled shotgun
Come on, The Oatmeal. C'mon boy.. There's a big pile of Gatling-gun-equipped cats behind the woodshed.. snif snaps action closed in swift motion
(Sidebar: Is he serving his images directly from S3?? The shit? No wonder the jackhole is complaining of slow Internet, he doesn't even know how you're supposed to use the damn thing.)
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@morbiuswilters said:
Is he serving his images directly from S3?? The shit? No wonder the jackhole is complaining of slow Internet, he doesn't even know how you're supposed to use the damn thing.
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@e4tmyl33t said:
Somebody in this forum actually said that Seinfeld was okay, but not great.
That may have been me. If it wasn't, I was thinking it. @e4tmyl33t said:Which is a WTF in itself, since Seinfeld was crap.
The problem is Seinfeld ended production 15 years ago (May 1998) but has
never been off TV thanks to the wonders of syndication. If you watch the same episodes of any TV show repeatedly for
15+ years they all seem like crap.
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@Ben L. said:
Maybe you need the context.
Still not funny.But saying that The Oatmeal is stupid and unfunny is like saying that Community Server is lousy forum software.
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@Ben L. said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Is he serving his images directly from S3?? The shit? No wonder the jackhole is complaining of slow Internet, he doesn't even know how you're supposed to use the damn thing.
I don't really care about the context. I was just befuddled at his choice to serve images directly from S3 for such a major site.
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@El_Heffe said:
@Ben L. said:
Maybe you need the context.
Still not funny.But saying that The Oatmeal is stupid and unfunny is like saying that Community Server is lousy forum software.
But Sriracha-flavored water!!!
(That's the joke. Want to hear another? "Sriracha broccoli!")
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@El_Heffe said:
The problem is Seinfeld ended production 15 years ago (May 1998) but has
never been off TV thanks to the wonders of syndication. If you watch the same episodes of any TV show repeatedly for
15+ years they all seem like crap.No, Seinfeld was crap the first time around, too.
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@boomzilla said:
@El_Heffe said:
The problem is Seinfeld ended production 15 years ago (May 1998) but has
never been off TV thanks to the wonders of syndication. If you watch the same episodes of any TV show repeatedly for
15+ years they all seem like crap.No, Seinfeld was crap the first time around, too.
What's it like, having no soul?
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@boomzilla said:
@El_Heffe said:
The problem is Seinfeld ended production 15 years ago (May 1998) but has
never been off TV thanks to the wonders of syndication. If you watch the same episodes of any TV show repeatedly for
15+ years they all seem like crap.No, Seinfeld was crap the first time around, too.
I always hated Seinfriends.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@boomzilla said:
No, Seinfeld was crap the first time around, too.
What's it like, having no soul?So enjoying neurotic New Yorkers is an indication of having a soul now? I'm not sure I want one. It doesn't sound worth it.
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@boomzilla said:
So enjoying neurotic New Yorkers is an indication of having a soul now? I'm not sure I want one. It doesn't sound worth it.
Sorry, but your opinion is objectively wrong.
I am curious what a person who doesn't like Seinfeld does think is funny. What's the opposite of the only original, clever, irreverent and just downright funny sitcom of the last two decades*? Family Guy? New episodes of The Simpsons?
(*Not the only one; I'd say the original Arrested Development also qualifies.)
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@morbiuswilters said:
I am curious what a person who doesn't like Seinfeld does think is funny.
Some of the gags were funny, but were outweighed by the awful characters and the terrible plots. That shit just makes the show unwatchable for me. I find many things funny, like guys getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos, but shit like Seinfeld makes me feel like they're hitting me, not some poor stranger holding the pinata at his kid's birthday party.
The Hub has been re-airing Animaniacs. I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed that show in college, and I've had a lot of fun watching it with my kids. They did a pretty good job recreating the original Looney Toons feel.
@morbiuswilters said:
I'd say the original Arrested Development also qualifies.
They were already losing it towards the end, as many shows do once they've exhausted their original gag. I kept watching out of inertia, but it was no 'Hot Tub Time Machine.' That movie was a lot better than it should have been.
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@boomzilla said:
like guys getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos
Oh, you're one of those people.
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@dhromed said:
@boomzilla said:
like guys getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos
Oh, you're one of those people.Yep. It's a great show to watch with the kids. Actually, most of the videos are not of the crotch-hit variety. Lots of "kids say the darndest things" and stupid animal tricks. Though still lots of slapstick...people falling off bikes, breaking trampolines, etc. My all time favorite video was the Chihuahua who was all bladder and walks on his front legs.
Of course, a lot of the videos are staged, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. I love the clips of people destroying snowmen. Lots of explosions and cannon. Much fun.
There are many episodes where I hate the audience for voting for truly terrible videos, though. Some of the blame goes to the producers for picking the dreck (there are usually better clips that I expected to see at the end).
Oh, and I am continually amazed at the host, Tom Bergeron. Somehow, he walks a fine line between too corny and family friendly, and doesn't come off as horribly saccharine or fake like Bob Saget. I doubt I would watch it except for the kids...listening to belly laughs from your kids is one of the greatest things ever...but I'd be lying if I said that a lot of the stuff they show wasn't funny.
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@boomzilla said:
doesn't come off as horribly saccharine or fake like Bob Saget.
Bob Saget is a demon. True hellspawn. That Full House and AFHV stuff is 100% evil facade, to lower your guard.
You should watch him do The Aristocrats.
@boomzilla said:
listening to belly laughs from your kids is one of the greatest things ever
I can only imagine.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@boomzilla said:
Seinfeld started off with a laudable goal: to have every episode self-contained so you can watch them out of order or completely skip parts of the run (like the sitcoms of the sixties golden age), but to have multiple threads in a single episode that keep interacting and bouncing off one another in various combinations until they unexpectedly come to together at the end.So enjoying neurotic New Yorkers is an indication of having a soul now? I'm not sure I want one. It doesn't sound worth it.
Sorry, but your opinion is objectively wrong.
I am curious what a person who doesn't like Seinfeld does think is funny. What's the opposite of the only original, clever, irreverent and just downright funny sitcom of the last two decades*? Family Guy? New episodes of The Simpsons?
(*Not the only one; I'd say the original Arrested Development also qualifies.)
The model they were following in this was the one TV series that no right-minded person could say was mindless: Fawlty Towers.
Cleese and company had the luxury, though, of ending the run after just twelve episodes over five years. Seinfeld kept on going, losing little bits of its mandate over time, until it all fell apart like most long-running series.
You're not reaching out far enough to name an opposite, though. That more accurately suggests something like Facts of Life.
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@leganza said:
Hi there,
im new here :) nice to meet you all.
im looking for someone who has alot of skills in xss or sql injection and finding vulnerabilities exploit etc etc.
its for some project im working on, i got some budget$ for that someone who can help me making that tool.oh and its not about attacking orso, not at all :)
more details in PM please..
i just want skilled someone please not a beginner.
thanks alot,I think you wanted the Coding Related Help & Questions forum instead of the sidebar. You can get there through sql injection but I know of no direct link to that part of the forums. Or you could search the forums for posts by SpectateSwamp .
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@Medezark said:
@leganza said:
Hi there,
im new here :) nice to meet you all.
im looking for someone who has alot of skills in xss or sql injection and finding vulnerabilities exploit etc etc.
its for some project im working on, i got some budget$ for that someone who can help me making that tool.oh and its not about attacking orso, not at all :)
more details in PM please..
i just want skilled someone please not a beginner.
thanks alot,I think you wanted the Coding Related Help & Questions forum instead of the sidebar. You can get there through sql injection but I know of no direct link to that part of the forums. Or you could search the forums for posts by SpectateSwamp .
There you go: http://forums.thedailywtf.com/forums/19.aspx?query=select*from forums where%id%=
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@boomzilla said:
America's Funniest Videos
I-- um-- hang on. This is still on the air? You're joking. I know you must be joking. I--
[url="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098740/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1"]IMDB'D![/url]
Dear holy mother of god. Are there actually that many people left in America who have not heard of Youtube? I thought the most backwards and pathetic people were those who still went to video stores to buy/rent porn, blissfully ignorant of the sheer zettabytes of free and paid porn available on the Internet.
But no. I've finally found a group that can top them. (bottom them?) People who watch this show. It's just like Youtube, except you have to pay for it, can only watch it for less than 1/2 hour a day, and only at a prescribed time, and only those videos that someone else things is funny, and if people stopped uploading videos entirely in the summer months.
Oh, and instead of being able to just watch the videos one after the other, you have to listen to some jerk's inane ranting before, during and after the video itself. So it's like being forced to do all of the above in the company of that acquaintance who is constantly going "omg this is so funny watch this", then says the punchline outloud five seconds before it happens on screen-- and that person is either that one asshole fucktard friend who only have out of inertia, or is a 14 year old girl who carries everything she owns in an overstuffed backpack just in case.
AND you have to watch all of the above WITH A LAUGH TRACK.
Jesus with a jeweled vagina, all they have to do is recreate the comment section by tacking on five minutes of "audience opinions" about each video, and they'll have created the perfect hell. (Actually, they might need to gas the audience with a mild dose of carbon monoxide to induce brain damage first, but you get the point).
And you watch this? Voluntarily? But-- but you own a computer. You're on the Internet. How? Why? Do you not realize what you're life is coming to? You're being called a luddite by ME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
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I'll say, "WTF?!" up here, but please apply it liberally as you read...
@Lorne Kates said:
It's just like Youtube, except you have to pay for it, can only watch it for less than 1/2 hour a day, and only at a prescribed time, and only those videos that someone else things is funny, and if people stopped uploading videos entirely in the summer months.
It's like youtube, except someone has pre-screened stuff so you're fairly certain that it's family friendly and the amount of chaff is extremely reduced. I'm not sure what I'm paying for watching this over what I'd pay for watching youtube. Actually, I get fewer ads that are easier to skip this way, so that's kind of nice. We tend to save up a bunch of them on the DVR, and them watch them whenever...usually in the evening after dinner.
@Lorne Kates said:
Oh, and instead of being able to just watch the videos one after the other, you have to listen to some jerk's inane ranting before, during and after the video itself.
No, they got rid of Saget a long time ago.
@Lorne Kates said:
And you watch this? Voluntarily? But-- but you own a computer. You're on the Internet. How? Why? Do you not realize what you're life is coming to? You're being called a luddite by ME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Yeah, but you're just being an idiot, so I'm cool with that.
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@Lorne Kates said:
@boomzilla said:
America's Funniest Videos
I-- um-- hang on. This is still on the air? You're joking. I know you must be joking. I--
Dear holy mother of god. Are there actually that many people left in America who have not heard of Youtube?
There is also a show that is targeted at a specific segment of the population, it's called Deon Cole's Black Box. It's 50% youtube videos, 50% the guy making funny faces to make sure people know that the video was funny.
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@Ronald said:
There is also a show that is targeted at a specific segment of the population, it's called Deon Cole's Black Box. It's 50% youtube videos, 50% the guy making funny faces to make sure people know that the video was funny.
You mean Tosh.0?
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@morbiuswilters said:
@Ronald said:
There is also a show that is targeted at a specific segment of the population, it's called Deon Cole's Black Box. It's 50% youtube videos, 50% the guy making funny faces to make sure people know that the video was funny.
You mean Tosh.0?
Tosh.0 is even less funny than Deon Cole.
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@dhromed said:
[img]http://aux-www.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Man-Getting-Hit-By-Football.gif[/img]@boomzilla said:
like guys getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos
Oh, you're one of those people.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@Ronald said:
Isn't that the twat who joked about rape?There is also a show that is targeted at a specific segment of the population, it's called Deon Cole's Black Box. It's 50% youtube videos, 50% the guy making funny faces to make sure people know that the video was funny.
You mean Tosh.0?
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@drurowin said:
@dhromed said:
@boomzilla said:
like guys getting hit in the crotch on America's Funniest Videos
Oh, you're one of those people.
Goddamn, at first I thought the walking cane just shrunk instead of falling over.
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@PJH said:
@morbiuswilters said:
@Ronald said:
Isn't that the twat who joked about rape?There is also a show that is targeted at a specific segment of the population, it's called Deon Cole's Black Box. It's 50% youtube videos, 50% the guy making funny faces to make sure people know that the video was funny.
You mean Tosh.0?
That sounds about right. I only saw Tosh.0 once and he was talking to some high school girl who had starred in an anti-abortion YouTube video. He was mocking her, of course, but she was doing a pretty good job of going with it. Then he asked her why she had come to identify as anti-abortion and she said "Because my younger sister was aborted" and he said something like "Oh, how's she doing?" which, I don't care how you feel about abortion, is really messed-up.
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@dhromed said:
@drurowin said:
Goddamn, at first I thought the walking cane just shrunk instead of falling over.
That scene was painstakingly animated by-hand over a period of months by a dozen South Korean kids chained to desks. They didn't have your fancy computers back when this was made.
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@morbiuswilters said:
I am curious what a person who doesn't like Seinfeld does think is funny. What's the opposite of the only original, clever, irreverent and just downright funny sitcom of the last two decades*? Family Guy? New episodes of The Simpsons?
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Only Fools & Horses (before it was repeated to death at least)
Mrs Brown's boys
Vicar of Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Men Behaving Badley
& quite a few others I am sure. All beat Sinfeld, Frends & their siblings hands down.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@boomzilla said:
So enjoying neurotic New Yorkers is an indication of having a soul now? I'm not sure I want one. It doesn't sound worth it.
Sorry, but your opinion is objectively wrong.
I am curious what a person who doesn't like Seinfeld does think is funny. What's the opposite of the only original, clever, irreverent and just downright funny sitcom of the last two decades*? Family Guy? New episodes of The Simpsons?
(*Not the only one; I'd say the original Arrested Development also qualifies.)
I've only ever enjoyed one bit of Seinfeld, and that was the Soup Nazi.
Can't say I've ever seen Arrested Development, though I see people praising that along with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia a lot. I should probably check those out at some point, if only to form an opinion.
Then again, I see a ton of people praising Parks and Recreation lately, and I can't stand that show at all. It's like The Office but with less trying involved.
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@ip-guru said:
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Only Fools & Horses (before it was repeated to death at least)
Mrs Brown's boys
Vicar of Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Men Behaving Badley
& quite a few others I am sure. All beat Sinfeld, Frends & their siblings hands down.
You are a crazy person. Admittedly Monty Python is a fantastic show in the same league as Seinfeld, but Red Dwarf?? It's hardly even a comedy; just a documentary about really boring people. (And Friends was a particularly good show, either. I don't know why you brought it up..)
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@ip-guru said:
@morbiuswilters said:
I am curious what a person who doesn't like Seinfeld does think is funny. What's the opposite of the only original, clever, irreverent and just downright funny sitcom of the last two decades*? Family Guy? New episodes of The Simpsons?
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Only Fools & Horses (before it was repeated to death at least)
Mrs Brown's boys
Vicar of Dibbley
Red Dwarf
Men Behaving Badley
& quite a few others I am sure. All beat Sinfeld, Frends & their siblings hands down.
Tell me, today are you wearing brown socks with knee-high suspenders, or white socks with sandals?
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@Lorne Kates said:
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@morbiuswilters said:
You are a crazy person. Admittedly Monty Python is a fantastic show in the same league as Seinfeld, but Red Dwarf?
You have to be kidding right?
Sienfield is nowhere near the same leage as Mony Python (neither are any of the others I mentioned to be honest)
& the early Red Dwarfs were brilliant (the newly made serise 10 comes close but is still missing something.
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@Ronald said:
Tell me, today are you wearing brown socks with knee-high suspenders, or white socks with sandals?
I never wear suspenders (although my girlfriend does if I am lucky.) or sandals for that matter
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@ip-guru said:
the newly made serise 10 comes
....wait, what, hold on? New Red Dwarfs?
Why does not one tell me these things!?!?
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@Lorne Kates said:
....wait, what, hold on? New Red Dwarfs?
Why does not one tell me these things!?!?
http://www.reddwarf-x.com/
Glad to be of service - no wiat thats HHGG
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@morbiuswilters said:
Then he asked her why she had come to identify as anti-abortion and she said "Because my younger sister was aborted" and he said something like "Oh, how's she doing?" which, I don't care how you feel about abortion, is really messed-up.
Actually, that's a pretty funny line. Probably the only funny thing he's ever said. It reminds me of a line we used when I was a kid and somebody did or said something really stupid. "Did your mother have any children who lived?"
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@El_Heffe said:
@morbiuswilters said:
Then he asked her why she had come to identify as anti-abortion and she said "Because my younger sister was aborted" and he said something like "Oh, how's she doing?" which, I don't care how you feel about abortion, is really messed-up.
Actually, that's a pretty funny line. Probably the only funny thing he's ever said. It reminds me of a line we used when I was a kid and somebody did or said something really stupid. "Did your mother have any children who lived?"I guess this calls for a good joke.
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE don't have leukemia".
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@ip-guru said:
& the early Red Dwarfs were brilliant
I'm sorry to be the one to break this to you, but: you are a stupid person. You have no sense of humor and anyone who has to talk to you instantly wishes you would get cancer. People pity you for your ignorance, ugliness and downright retardation. Well, they'd pity you if they weren't praying for your death.
I'm sorry.
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@ip-guru said:
I never wear suspenders (although my girlfriend does if I am lucky.)
I don't even know what the fuck this means. If I take it literally, it makes you sound like a person with an IQ of 70. I'm just going to assume by "suspenders" you mean "diarrhea" and by "girlfriend" you mean "pet rats". Because otherwise..
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@El_Heffe said:
Actually, that's a pretty funny line.
I don't think that's funny. Especially since he was saying it to a young girl whose sister had been murdered. A joke like that might work if it wasn't true, but what he did is like making a rape joke to a woman who'd been raped. Not cool.
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@Ronald said:
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE don't have leukemia".
Eh.. kind of funny, but doesn't really hit home. Let's try to re-tool it:
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE never give dad anal."
See? Offensive and fun-- well, no, it's not really funny. But neither was yours. And I think mine is more offensive.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@Ronald said:
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE don't have leukemia".
Eh.. kind of funny, but doesn't really hit home. Let's try to re-tool it:
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE never give dad anal."
See? Offensive and fun-- well, no, it's not really funny. But neither was yours. And I think mine is more offensive.
Your version has no texture or depth. Here is a better one which focus less on the gory details, instead it relies on a more powerful subtext:
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE don't have to sleep with daddy since mommy died."This principle is called "Show don't tell" and is how great American writers such as Ernest Hemingway delivered poignant content without insulting the intelligence of their reader. As witnessed in this famous six-word story from Hemingway:
@Hemingway said:For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@ip-guru said:
I never wear suspenders (although my girlfriend does if I am lucky.)
I don't even know what the fuck this means. If I take it literally, it makes you sound like a person with an IQ of 70. I'm just going to assume by "suspenders" you mean "diarrhea" and by "girlfriend" you mean "pet rats". Because otherwise..
Suspenders for men:
For women it's more tricky to show a pix because we live in a world of wussies:
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@Ronald said:
Three little boys wake up on Christmas morning and run down the stairs to see their presents. The first two boys get a small present each, and the third boy has two big ones. So the third boy looks at his brothers and say: "I have two big gifts and you only have a small one!" to which his brothers reply: "Yes but WE don't have to sleep with daddy since mommy died."
Better.
@Ronald said:
great American writers such as Ernest Hemingway
Pfft. Hemingway was a bit of a hack.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@Ronald said:
Suspenders for men:
Oh, I thought you were American.
What, no stalking?
I'm not a mere American. I'm a Citizen of the Global Village (while being against Globalization).
