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  • Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by truck driver

    @TFA said:


    The Newark truck driver lived with an erection that lasted about eight months – a result of a botched surgical procedure by a Wilmington urologist who performed a penile implant on him in 2009, according to a medical malpractice lawsuit being heard this week in New Castle County Superior Court.

    ...

    They suggested Metzgar should have known something was wrong after he had the surgery, when, he said, his scrotum swelled to the size of a volleyball.

    ...

    Metzgar testified Monday he has gotten a replacement prosthesis from another doctor.

    While this device works, Metzgar said, the scar tissue from the first surgery left his member about 50 percent smaller, and he does not experience the same level of sensation.



  • Sorry, I don't do innuendos unless they're obscure. I'm out.



  •  The worst part is, he can no longer enjoy watching beach volleyball on TV.  Too many painful memories.



  • @Shoreline said:

    Sorry, I don't do innuendos unless they're obscure. I'm out.
     

    Pulling out isn't an effective form of prevention.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @boomzilla said:

    Eight-month erection leads to malpractice lawsuit by truck driver

    @TFA said:


    The Newark truck driver lived with an erection that lasted about eight months – a result of a botched surgical procedure by a Wilmington urologist who performed a penile implant on him in 2009, according to a medical malpractice lawsuit being heard this week in New Castle County Superior Court.

    ...

    They suggested Metzgar should have known something was wrong after he had the surgery, when, he said, his scrotum swelled to the size of a volleyball.

    ...

    Metzgar testified Monday he has gotten a replacement prosthesis from another doctor.

    While this device works, Metzgar said, the scar tissue from the first surgery left his member about 50 percent smaller, and he does not experience the same level of sensation.

    This is not the first case I've heard of where a penile implant caused nasty problems like this. I guess the big takeaway, other than the obvious stuff about health and thinking really hard before getting any kind of dick implant, is that "scrotum the size of a volleyball" is NOT something you want to ignore.



  • @FrostCat said:

    "scrotum the size of a volleyball" is NOT something you want to ignore.
     




  • @FrostCat said:

    This is not the first case I've heard of where a penile implant caused nasty problems like this. I guess the big takeaway, other than the obvious stuff about health and thinking really hard before getting any kind of dick implant, is that "scrotum the size of a volleyball" is NOT something you want to ignore.

    What the fuck is a penile implant? I'm normally up on all the fucked-up shit people do to themselves, but I've never heard of this one.



  • My other half gets a penile implant a few times a week at least, and never once has volleyballs every been a problem.



  • @KattMan said:

    My other half gets a penile implant a few times a week at least, and never once has volleyballs every been a problem.

    Since you're named KattMan and there's no such thing as gay people, I can only conclude that you are the upper half of a male body. How sad. Sorry to hear about your accident.



  • @Ben L. said:

    @KattMan said:
    My other half gets a penile implant a few times a week at least, and never once has volleyballs every been a problem.

    Since you're named KattMan and there's no such thing as gay people, I can only conclude that you are the upper half of a male body. How sad. Sorry to hear about your accident.

     

    What he meant is that his partner is addicted to to the Kegel method, and has gone so far in her quest for satisfaction that not even volleyballs are enough now.

     



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    not even volleyballs are enough now.
     

    Must be one epic pelvic bone.

    "yes."



  • @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    not even volleyballs are enough now.
    Must be one epic pelvic bone.
    He didn't specify whether the volleyballs in question have any air in them or not.

     



  • @Anonymouse said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    not even volleyballs are enough now.
    Must be one epic pelvic bone.
    He didn't specify whether the volleyballs in question have any air in them or not.
     

    Not at first.

     



  • @Lorne Kates said:

    @Anonymouse said:

    @dhromed said:

    @Lorne Kates said:
    not even volleyballs are enough now.
    Must be one epic pelvic bone.
    He didn't specify whether the volleyballs in question have any air in them or not.
     

    Not at first.

     

    Nor just the first one.

     


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