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  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    I was reading an article about the latest advances in E-Ink, and I saw there was a video. I didn't have my headphones and I didn't want to be rude, so I decided I would read the closed captions. I have no idea what the narration said, but this is what YouTube would have me believe it was:


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  • Here, I translated that to and from Japanese for you, using google translate:

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  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    I'm actually surprised at how much of it is intact.



  • Here, I translated that to and from Japanese for you, using google translate:

    @Buttembly Coder said:

    Here, you can use Google Translate, it, I translated from Japanese for you:

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  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    Let me translate it for you:

    @Evo said:

    Here, you can use Google Translate, it, I translated from Japanese for you:

    @Buttembly Coder said:

    Here, it is possible to use the Google Translate, it translated from Japanese for you: I

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  • Ok, just for fun, the following sentence is a transition of repeated back-and-forth Japanese translations:

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  • And, I'm bored. Ok, just for fun, the following sentence is a transition of repeated back-and-forth Japanese translations: (I highlighted a few)

    Ok, just for fun, the following sentence is a transition of repeated back-and-forth Japanese translations:

    Just for fun, the following sentence is a transition of the Japanese translation to be repeated before and after [OK].

    For fun, the following sentence is a transition of the Japanese translation as repeated before and after the [OK] just.

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    As, as shown in the following statement, it is repeated, before, in the transition period of Japanese translation, then [OK], and then click for fun.

    As, as shown in the following statement, the transition period of Japanese translation, before, it is repeated, and then [OK], and then click for the fun it.

    As, as shown in the following statement, the transition period of Japanese translation, before, after it was repeated, and then [OK], and then click for fun.

    As, and then repeat it, after, and then the [OK], before you click for fun, and showed the following statement, in the transition period of Japanese translation.

    As, after then, repeat it, you can click for fun, before it showed the following statement during the transition period of Japanese translation, the [OK].

    As before shown the following statement during the transition period of Japanese translation, and then repeat it, you can click for fun, you can click [OK] to it.

    Shows the following statement during the transition period of Japanese translation before, as it repeatedly, you can click for fun, you can click the [OK], you are it.

    Repeat it, before so that you can click for fun, you click, you is that you, the [OK] shows the following statement during the transition period of Japanese translation.

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    After that, I, for the transition period, I am in order to use it, but the Japanese translation of the above, I repeat it, but can not you do it, it's in you on, however, in front of, that you can click a statement that you have a fun, your eyes [OK], is displayed when you click there is you.

    ...

    After that, I, for the transition period, I am in order to use it, but the Japanese translation of the above, that you you can not do it, I repeat it, I have it your it is in, I have a thing, the front is within, there, of what the text, called it yourself, you have fun, can you by clicking on it you then it if you, you can be, in the eyes of you, [OK] is displayed, click you receive, you have it, it.

    ...

    After that, I, for the transition period, I am in order to use it, but I repeat it, you, you can not do it, Japanese translation of the above, I I you can text that was in front of, have a knife is referred to it yourself, but it is within, but you have fun, [OK] is displayed, you click, you and, in the eyes of you, if you have it, you can do this with it a click, you, it's, receive it.

    ...

    Then in front of me, for the transition period, I am in order to use it in the same way as, but not be able to repeat it to you, you have to do it you, as much as possible text, the Japanese translation world, myself have fun, but to it, see a knife, is displayed [OK] in it, when you click, you are, I have it is you If you are, in the eyes of you, can you do this you click on it, it, receive it.

    Wow, I went on a lot longer than I could've imagined. Great fun, though. Is it me, or did it start to sound more and more like a threat? (Edit: I continued for a bit longer, and now it came up with "have a knife". It must really hate me)





  • I like this one. It opens with my favorite 'translation' of Jeremiah 12:5:

    "its allies drug the postman and they have delivery, then open self-contained resort.  I meet the demands of with ease off basically everything without with film twenty stores".



  • Fun trivia: There's a character in My Little Pony who got a (fanon) name from this.



  • @MiffTheFox said:

    Fun trivia: There's a character in My Little Pony who got a (fanon) name from this.

    For an Otter, you sure know a lot about ponies...



  • @Buttembly Coder said:

    @MiffTheFox said:

    Fun trivia: There's a character in My Little Pony who got a (fanon) name from this.

    For an Otter, you sure know a lot about ponies...

    I just appreciate the fact that you got my fursona species right seeing as my username says I'm a fox, my avatar is a digimon, and now my signature is Soviet Winnie the Pooh.



  • @MiffTheFox said:

    @Buttembly Coder said:
    @MiffTheFox said:

    Fun trivia: There's a character in My Little Pony who got a (fanon) name from this.

    For an Otter, you sure know a lot about ponies...

    I just appreciate the fact that you got my fursona species right seeing as my username says I'm a fox, my avatar is a digimon, and now my signature is Soviet Winnie the Pooh.

    It's almost like I'm just you, making a second account!



  • @joe.edwards said:

    I was reading an article about the latest advances in E-Ink, and I saw there was a video. I didn't have my headphones and I didn't want to be rude, so I decided I would read the closed captions. I have no idea what the narration said, but this is what YouTube would have me believe it was:

     

    I've been working on something in Common Lisp to do funny translations of those to and from Japanese automatically.

     



  • @Buttembly Coder said:

    @MiffTheFox said:
    @Buttembly Coder said:
    @MiffTheFox said:

    Fun trivia: There's a character in My Little Pony who got a (fanon) name from this.

    For an Otter, you sure know a lot about ponies...

    I just appreciate the fact that you got my fursona species right seeing as my username says I'm a fox, my avatar is a digimon, and now my signature is Soviet Winnie the Pooh.

    It's almost like I'm just you, making a second account!

     

    In fact, you'd almost think it was ME making a second account, but I'm not quite that...  what's the word, bored?

     



  • @joe.edwards said:

    I was reading an article about the latest advances in E-Ink, and I saw there was a video. I didn't have my headphones and I didn't want to be rude, so I decided I would read the closed captions. I have no idea what the narration said, but this is what YouTube would have me believe it was: [...]
    I think that's still better than the subtitles on chinese bootlegged DVDs...



  • joe.edwards, did you actually transcribe all of that just for our reading pleasure?

    I feel slightly grateful.


  • Winner of the 2016 Presidential Election

    @Zecc said:

    joe.edwards, did you actually transcribe all of that just for our reading pleasure?

    When I saw "pot roast beef" I knew I had a WTF on my hands, so I just started typing.

    I was half-surprised that no one said, "but that's exactly what he said." I still haven't heard what the actual narration was. Seriously, if someone did a completely dadaist voiceover of an otherwise innocuous video, I'd probably laugh.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    @Zecc said:
    joe.edwards, did you actually transcribe all of that just for our reading pleasure?

    When I saw "pot roast beef" I knew I had a WTF on my hands, so I just started typing.

    I was half-surprised that no one said, "but that's exactly what he said." I still haven't heard what the actual narration was. Seriously, if someone did a completely dadaist voiceover of an otherwise innocuous video, I'd probably laugh.

    Enjoy this inane garbage.


  • As your next exercise, read the transcription again in Morgan Freeman's voice.



  • @joe.edwards said:

    @Zecc said:
    joe.edwards, did you actually transcribe all of that just for our reading pleasure?

    When I saw "pot roast beef" I knew I had a WTF on my hands, so I just started typing.

    I was half-surprised that no one said, "but that's exactly what he said." I still haven't heard what the actual narration was. Seriously, if someone did a completely dadaist voiceover of an otherwise innocuous video, I'd probably laugh.

    It's more or less been done, over thirty years ago.

     


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