Backdoor Caffeination
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I've never really cared for coffee. Now I know why. I haven't been consuming it properly!
I was actually about to search something on CoffeeScript. Now I can't remember what it was.
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Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
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@da Doctah said:
Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
What a waste of a perfectly good Neti pot.
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@mikeTheLiar said:
@da Doctah said:
I suggested to him that next time he try ginger ale.
What a waste of a perfectly good Neti pot.Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
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@da Doctah said:
Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
Given the bar set by the OP's screenshot, I can confidently say I am not clicking that link.
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@mott555 said:
I've never really cared for coffee. Now I know why. I haven't been consuming it properly!
You could always boggle at the suggestions for [vodka e]. If you don't geteyeballing
orenema
then I'd love to see your google search history....
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Yeah I got eyeballing.
I don't know what it means but I got it.
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@dhromed said:
This image is certainly hyperbole, but not really that far off what actually happens:Yeah I got eyeballing.
I don't know what it means but I got it.
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@PJH said:
@mott555 said:
I've never really cared for coffee. Now I know why. I haven't been consuming it properly!
You could always boggle at the suggestions for [vodka e]. If you don't geteyeballing
orenema
then I'd love to see your google search history....
I get eristoff, evolution, and español. Draw what conclusions you will.
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@PJH said:
@mott555 said:
I've never really cared for coffee. Now I know why. I haven't been consuming it properly!
You could always boggle at the suggestions for [vodka e]. If you don't geteyeballing
orenema
then I'd love to see your google search history....
I also got vodka espresso and vodka espresso martini, which both sound much nicer.
Although I don't know how it can be called a martini if you take out the gin, AND the vermouth, AND the olive. Heathens.
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@aihtdikh said:
@PJH said:
@mott555 said:
I've never really cared for coffee. Now I know why. I haven't been consuming it properly!
You could always boggle at the suggestions for [vodka e]. If you don't geteyeballing
orenema
then I'd love to see your google search history....
I also got vodka espresso and vodka espresso martini, which both sound much nicer.
Although I don't know how it can be called a martini if you take out the gin, AND the vermouth, AND the olive. Heathens.
Maybe that's just a list of things that they're putting in the drink?I'll have a vodka, an espresso, and a martini. Together.
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@Ben L. said:
@PJH said:
Ever have vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?I also got vodka espresso and vodka espresso martini, which both sound much nicer.
Maybe that's just a list of things that they're putting in the drink?
Although I don't know how it can be called a martini if you take out the gin, AND the vermouth, AND the olive. Heathens.I'll have a vodka, an espresso, and a martini. Together.
That's a Phillips screwdriver.
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Well, i got 'vodka drinks', 'vodka sauce' and 'vodka brands'.. hmm, what does this say about me?
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@da Doctah said:
Ever have vodka, orange juice, and milk of magnesia?
That's a Phillips screwdriver.
+1
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@keigezellig said:
Well, i got 'vodka drinks', 'vodka sauce' and 'vodka brands'.. hmm, what does this say about me?
That you can't follow instructions? You clearly didn't add the [ e] on the end to get suggestions for the second word to start with the letter E.
Please tell me you aren't a programmer who is handed specs from which to do your work...
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Caipirinha is nice as well.
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Years ago I was in the Greek islands and met some tourists who were playing a drinking game* and were drunk to the point that they were snorting ouzo. Really weird to watch.
- The game consisted of balancing a deck of cards on the neck of an upright bottle, and then blowing at the cards to see how many you could blow off without blowing off the entire deck. Blowing the complete deck off resulted in the punishment of consuming the ouzo.
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The best drinking game I've seen is "the rum game". The rules are simple, sit in a circle with an opened bottle of rum. take a swig and pass the bottle on. the next person has to take a bigger swig. that's all.
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@PJH said:
@keigezellig said:
Well, i got 'vodka drinks', 'vodka sauce' and 'vodka brands'.. hmm, what does this say about me?
That you can't follow instructions? You clearly didn't add the [ e] on the end to get suggestions for the second word to start with the letter E.
Please tell me you aren't a programmer who is handed specs from which to do your work...What are specs?
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@keigezellig said:
@PJH said:
@keigezellig said:
Well, i got 'vodka drinks', 'vodka sauce' and 'vodka brands'.. hmm, what does this say about me?
That you can't follow instructions? You clearly didn't add the [ e] on the end to get suggestions for the second word to start with the letter E.
Please tell me you aren't a programmer who is handed specs from which to do your work...What are specs?
I think you put them on your face and they help you see. But I have 20/20 vision and don't need them yet.
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@keigezellig said:
@PJH said:
Specifications. Requirements.@keigezellig said:
Well, i got 'vodka drinks', 'vodka sauce' and 'vodka brands'.. hmm, what does this say about me?
That you can't follow instructions? You clearly didn't add the [ e] on the end to get suggestions for the second word to start with the letter E.
Please tell me you aren't a programmer who is handed specs from which to do your work...What are specs?
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@da Doctah said:
Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
I'm not surprised because there are worst ways to make coffee.
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@serguey123 said:
@da Doctah said:
Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
I'm not surprised because there are worst ways to make coffee.The sad thing is, the demand for this coffee has resulted in an explosion of civet "farms" where tens of thousands of the animals are kept in cages and force-fed coffee beans.
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I wonder what the thought process was when some guy figured, Hey, let's brew a drink by steeping some fine catweasel shit.
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@OzPeter said:
Years ago I was in the Greek islands and met some tourists who were playing a drinking game* and were drunk to the point that they were snorting ouzo. Really weird to watch.
I employ the Ford Prefect strategy when playing drinking games.
- The game consisted of balancing a deck of cards on the neck of an upright bottle, and then blowing at the cards to see how many you could blow off without blowing off the entire deck. Blowing the complete deck off resulted in the punishment of consuming the ouzo.
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@dhromed said:
I wonder what the thought process was when some guy figured, Hey, let's brew a drink by steeping some fine catweasel shit.
I bet it'd make a hell of a coffee enema.
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@morbiuswilters said:
@serguey123 said:
I used to work in a place like that.@da Doctah said:
I'm not surprised because there are worst ways to make coffee.Your own sensibilities may rank things a bit differently, but there are worse things you can do with coffee.
The sad thing is, the demand for this coffee has resulted in an explosion of civet "farms" where tens of thousands of the animals are kept in cages and force-fed coffee beans.