TDWTF Markov chain



  • The Tae Wong incident gave me an idea: If a spambot could convince us that it was "contributing" to a discussion, why not make a discussion generator?

    I am currently crawling the forums at the EXTREME rate of one request per second. Each page of each forum and topic will only be obtained once. If Alex wants to verify that the bot putting the TDWTF load averages above 0.09 is mine, its user-agent is BenLMarkovChainRandomRandom/1 (this should only be making one request per second at most) and its IP belongs to an ISP that is mentioned in a sidebar topic I posted.

    When this is done, the data gathered will be available as a gzipped JSON file. Given that there are about 30000 topics on the forum, this should be done within a few (<10) hours.

    The format, just in case anyone wants to write something to mess around with this data, is

    {
        "Chain": {"some text that": ["SSDS", "has", "has", "is", ...], ...},
        "PrefixLen": 3
    }

    I'm not grabbing any data about tags. This could probably be used to generate random tags, though.



  • gc1(1): 0+0+0 ms, 0 -> 0 MB 29 -> 31 (32-1) objects, 0(0) handoff, 0(0) steal, 0/0/0 yields
    gc2(2): 0+0+6 ms, 0 -> 0 MB 4997 -> 2594 (5095-2501) objects, 0(0) handoff, 5(52) steal, 22/4/0 yields
    gc3(2): 2+0+0 ms, 1 -> 1 MB 16859 -> 9727 (19592-9865) objects, 3(187) handoff, 3(44) steal, 16/12/2 yields
    gc4(2): 1+0+6 ms, 3 -> 2 MB 33660 -> 21200 (43832-22632) objects, 0(0) handoff, 3(48) steal, 22/15/6 yields
    gc5(2): 14+1+0 ms, 6 -> 5 MB 69053 -> 43370 (92298-48928) objects, 4(244) handoff, 1(39) steal, 55/25/4 yields
    gc6(2): 24+4+0 ms, 11 -> 10 MB 141384 -> 89385 (191569-102184) objects, 1(73) handoff, 8(429) steal, 26/16/8 yields
    gc7(2): 50+5+0 ms, 24 -> 21 MB 301923 -> 182486 (406842-224356) objects, 2(105) handoff, 2(342) steal, 32/23/41 yields
    gc8(2): 179+28+2 ms, 49 -> 43 MB 632010 -> 371305 (862100-490795) objects, 1(119) handoff, 3(503) steal, 32/9/15 yields
    gc9(2): 517+29+0 ms, 102 -> 87 MB 1339441 -> 754877 (1842389-1087512) objects, 1(32) handoff, 6(3141) steal, 29/15/48 yields
    gc10(2): 617+71+12 ms, 175 -> 141 MB 2777394 -> 1492481 (3890836-2398355) objects, 5(59) handoff, 10(9908) steal, 44/15/168 yields
    gc11(2): 821+77+12 ms, 283 -> 236 MB 4159271 -> 2377745 (6603317-4225572) objects, 2(76) handoff, 4(2663) steal, 38/10/0 yields
    gc12(2): 2294+172+4 ms, 491 -> 418 MB 6355019 -> 3644303 (10632741-6988438) objects, 4(57) handoff, 4(4010) steal, 53/33/2110 yields
    gc13(2): 2748+277+17 ms, 919 -> 742 MB 12590029 -> 6272697 (19655626-13382929) objects, 0(0) handoff, 9(5632) steal, 16/14/1575 yields
    gc14(2): 5185+578+28 ms, 1485 -> 1115 MB 24662728 -> 11180618 (38271933-27091315) objects, 1(16) handoff, 9(7972) steal, 16/14/58 yields
    scvg0: inuse: 1373, idle: 142, sys: 1516, released: 0, consumed: 1516 (MB)
    scvg1: inuse: 2229, idle: 0, sys: 2230, released: 0, consumed: 2230 (MB)
    gc15(2): 456407+56985+6702 ms, 2231 -> 1773 MB 33463344 -> 16579535 (60931971-44352436) objects, 2(59) handoff, 12(93486) steal, 16/14/451 yields
    scvg2: 0x0 MB released
    scvg2: inuse: 2104, idle: 184, sys: 2289, released: 0, consumed: 2288 (MB)
    scvg3: inuse: 2105, idle: 184, sys: 2289, released: 0, consumed: 2288 (MB)
    gc16(2): 143730+2573+1718 ms, 1778 -> 1774 MB 16702922 -> 16582166 (61056050-44473884) objects, 9618(995665) handoff, 12(31051) steal, 112641/110366/565005 yields
    scvg4: GC forced
    scvg4: 0x3a MB released
    scvg4: inuse: 2105, idle: 183, sys: 2289, released: 59, consumed: 2230 (MB)
    scvg5: 0x49 MB released
    scvg5: inuse: 2179, idle: 110, sys: 2289, released: 110, consumed: 2179 (MB)
    gc17(2): 623488+10357+584 ms, 2065 -> 1914 MB 23810753 -> 18260348 (68325325-50064977) objects, 3(57) handoff, 8(50341) steal, 42/26/408 yields
    scvg6: GC forced
    scvg6: 0x0 MB released
    scvg6: inuse: 2211, idle: 78, sys: 2290, released: 18, consumed: 2271 (MB)
    scvg7: inuse: 2257, idle: 38, sys: 2296, released: 15, consumed: 2281 (MB)
    gc18(2): 1269135+52804+102409 ms, 2105 -> 2044 MB 20719728 -> 18607148 (70793828-52186680) objects, 0(0) handoff, 8(53684) steal, 16/14/3406 yields
    scvg8: GC forced
    scvg8: 0x14 MB released
    scvg8: inuse: 2335, idle: 62, sys: 2397, released: 35, consumed: 2361 (MB)
    scvg9: inuse: 2336, idle: 60, sys: 2397, released: 35, consumed: 2361 (MB)
    gc19(2): 243217+636+140 ms, 2053 -> 2046 MB 18664233 -> 18605725 (70850914-52245189) objects, 1(15) handoff, 4(5067) steal, 22/13/104 yields
    scvg10: GC forced
    scvg10: 0x14 MB released
    scvg10: inuse: 2336, idle: 60, sys: 2397, released: 56, consumed: 2341 (MB)
    scvg11: inuse: 2341, idle: 60, sys: 2401, released: 56, consumed: 2345 (MB)
    gc20(2): 1157164+1087+54 ms, 2058 -> 2048 MB 18792212 -> 18605848 (71037402-52431554) objects, 4(226) handoff, 12(23909) steal, 36/34/5366 yields
    scvg12: GC forced
    scvg12: 0x4 MB released
    scvg12: inuse: 2338, idle: 62, sys: 2401, released: 60, consumed: 2341 (MB)
    scvg13: inuse: 2368, idle: 57, sys: 2426, released: 55, consumed: 2370 (MB)
    gc21(2): 680602+16179+1213 ms, 2192 -> 2107 MB 20717620 -> 18612834 (73149175-54536341) objects, 6(373) handoff, 10(42243) steal, 26/15/2984 yields
    scvg14: GC forced
    scvg14: 0x2 MB released
    scvg14: inuse: 2398, idle: 60, sys: 2459, released: 22, consumed: 2436 (MB)
    scvg15: inuse: 2398, idle: 60, sys: 2459, released: 22, consumed: 2436 (MB)
    gc22(2): 1075909+21754+35 ms, 2113 -> 2106 MB 18765387 -> 18606723 (73301729-54695006) objects, 9(71) handoff, 10(65306) steal, 96/70/92689 yields
    scvg16: GC forced
    scvg16: 0x24 MB released
    scvg16: inuse: 2397, idle: 61, sys: 2459, released: 59, consumed: 2399 (MB)
    scvg17: inuse: 2397, idle: 61, sys: 2459, released: 59, consumed: 2399 (MB)
    gc23(2): 487189+10513+935 ms, 2191 -> 2172 MB 19031296 -> 18607649 (73726303-55118654) objects, 8(329) handoff, 6(45840) steal, 56/45/976 yields
    scvg18: GC forced
    scvg18: 0x1 MB released
    scvg18: inuse: 2463, idle: 61, sys: 2525, released: 56, consumed: 2468 (MB)
    scvg19: inuse: 2463, idle: 61, sys: 2525, released: 56, consumed: 2468 (MB)
    gc24(2): 836778+13481+45 ms, 2180 -> 2172 MB 18816505 -> 18606810 (73935160-55328350) objects, 8(56) handoff, 13(61125) steal, 96/85/149874 yields
    scvg20: GC forced
    scvg20: 0x4 MB released
    scvg20: inuse: 2463, idle: 61, sys: 2525, released: 61, consumed: 2463 (MB)
    scvg21: inuse: 2463, idle: 61, sys: 2525, released: 61, consumed: 2463 (MB)
    gc25(2): 519430+5489+39 ms, 2209 -> 2172 MB 19506622 -> 18609157 (74834973-56225816) objects, 9(72) handoff, 12(24257) steal, 86/65/8847 yields
    scvg22: GC forced
    scvg22: 0x0 MB released
    scvg22: inuse: 2463, idle: 61, sys: 2525, released: 47, consumed: 2477 (MB)
    scvg23: 0x0 MB released
    scvg23: inuse: 2629, idle: 27, sys: 2656, released: 26, consumed: 2629 (MB)
    gc26(2): 686393+59080+4730 ms, 2379 -> 2304 MB 20194231 -> 18614383 (76420048-57805665) objects, 0(0) handoff, 12(51214) steal, 16/14/786 yields
    scvg24: GC forced
    scvg24: 0x0 MB released
    scvg24: inuse: 2598, idle: 57, sys: 2656, released: 23, consumed: 2633 (MB)
    scvg25: inuse: 2599, idle: 56, sys: 2656, released: 23, consumed: 2633 (MB)
    gc27(2): 1094022+25186+202 ms, 2350 -> 2299 MB 19620938 -> 18610726 (77426604-58815878) objects, 11(611) handoff, 6(39083) steal, 46/26/796 yields
    scvg26: GC forced
    scvg26: 0x10 MB released
    scvg26: inuse: 2593, idle: 62, sys: 2656, released: 40, consumed: 2616 (MB)
    scvg27: inuse: 2594, idle: 62, sys: 2656, released: 40, consumed: 2616 (MB)
    gc28(2): 289260+2997+66 ms, 2334 -> 2299 MB 19421097 -> 18609433 (78236976-59627543) objects, 1(133) handoff, 9(60549) steal, 22/14/3 yields
    scvg28: GC forced
    scvg28: 0xb MB released
    scvg28: inuse: 2593, idle: 63, sys: 2656, released: 51, consumed: 2605 (MB)
    scvg29: inuse: 2601, idle: 55, sys: 2656, released: 51, consumed: 2605 (MB)
    gc29(2): 1817614+219336+58809 ms, 2710 -> 2564 MB 21819331 -> 18622837 (81446875-62824038) objects, 0(0) handoff, 10(58451) steal, 16/14/682 yields
    scvg30: GC forced
    scvg30: 0x0 MB released
    scvg30: inuse: 2862, idle: 75, sys: 2938, released: 0, consumed: 2937 (MB)
    scvg31: inuse: 2863, idle: 75, sys: 2938, released: 0, consumed: 2937 (MB)
    gc30(2): 517958+11282+222 ms, 2592 -> 2562 MB 19243851 -> 18609222 (82067890-63458668) objects, 4(65) handoff, 8(51143) steal, 36/34/1351 yields
    scvg32: GC forced
    scvg32: 0x31 MB released
    scvg32: inuse: 2859, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 50, consumed: 2888 (MB)
    scvg33: inuse: 2859, idle: 78, sys: 2938, released: 50, consumed: 2888 (MB)
    gc31(2): 1182496+33463+96 ms, 2566 -> 2562 MB 18707998 -> 18607517 (82166667-63559150) objects, 13(347) handoff, 9(22405) steal, 116/114/136023 yields
    scvg34: GC forced
    scvg34: 0x15 MB released
    scvg34: inuse: 2858, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 71, consumed: 2866 (MB)
    scvg35: inuse: 2858, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 71, consumed: 2866 (MB)
    gc32(2): 590667+2799+48 ms, 2574 -> 2562 MB 18870117 -> 18607410 (82429268-63821858) objects, 722(74386) handoff, 12(88512) steal, 8765/8610/45927 yields
    scvg36: GC forced
    scvg36: 0x5 MB released
    scvg36: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 77, consumed: 2861 (MB)
    scvg37: inuse: 2859, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 77, consumed: 2861 (MB)
    gc33(2): 795507+41492+579 ms, 2590 -> 2562 MB 19202399 -> 18608630 (83024258-64415628) objects, 8(156) handoff, 10(45395) steal, 86/75/122562 yields
    scvg38: GC forced
    scvg38: 0x1 MB released
    scvg38: inuse: 2858, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 71, consumed: 2866 (MB)
    scvg39: inuse: 2862, idle: 75, sys: 2938, released: 71, consumed: 2866 (MB)
    gc34(2): 1782470+211438+162 ms, 2659 -> 2562 MB 20792407 -> 18615594 (85208036-66592442) objects, 1(41) handoff, 10(44535) steal, 16/14/826 yields
    scvg40: GC forced
    scvg40: 0x0 MB released
    scvg40: inuse: 2860, idle: 77, sys: 2938, released: 34, consumed: 2903 (MB)
    scvg41: inuse: 2860, idle: 77, sys: 2938, released: 34, consumed: 2903 (MB)
    gc35(2): 2280346+43492+5863 ms, 2567 -> 2561 MB 18733645 -> 18607104 (85326088-66718984) objects, 0(0) handoff, 7(78331) steal, 16/14/673 yields
    scvg42: GC forced
    scvg42: 0x26 MB released
    scvg42: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 73, consumed: 2865 (MB)
    scvg43: inuse: 2858, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 73, consumed: 2865 (MB)
    gc36(2): 2274743+39465+56 ms, 2574 -> 2561 MB 18892878 -> 18606657 (85611863-67005206) objects, 1(105) handoff, 9(54637) steal, 22/14/161 yields
    scvg44: GC forced
    scvg44: 0x6 MB released
    scvg44: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg45: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc37(2): 577346+8333+60 ms, 2576 -> 2561 MB 18943614 -> 18606605 (85948821-67342216) objects, 3(68) handoff, 6(63339) steal, 26/22/1638 yields
    scvg46: GC forced
    scvg46: 0x0 MB released
    scvg46: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg47: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc38(2): 1879667+30852+230 ms, 2565 -> 2561 MB 18683778 -> 18606494 (86025995-67419501) objects, 5(287) handoff, 8(55458) steal, 56/54/12817 yields
    scvg48: GC forced
    scvg48: 0x0 MB released
    scvg48: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 80, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg49: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc39(2): 1656748+28618+475 ms, 2567 -> 2561 MB 18720102 -> 18606527 (86139604-67533077) objects, 1(106) handoff, 13(69537) steal, 26/15/1978 yields
    scvg50: GC forced
    scvg50: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    scvg51: inuse: 2858, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    gc40(2): 2958645+41401+114 ms, 2575 -> 2561 MB 18841916 -> 18606735 (86374994-67768259) objects, 1(106) handoff, 8(27695) steal, 16/14/434 yields
    scvg52: GC forced
    scvg52: 0x0 MB released
    scvg52: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 77, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    scvg53: inuse: 2859, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 77, consumed: 2861 (MB)
    gc41(2): 2587773+19570+76 ms, 2573 -> 2561 MB 18819732 -> 18606508 (86587992-67981484) objects, 1(4) handoff, 12(58433) steal, 16/5/531 yields
    scvg54: GC forced
    scvg54: 0x0 MB released
    scvg54: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    scvg55: inuse: 2858, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    gc42(2): 2724799+43511+75 ms, 2577 -> 2561 MB 18921308 -> 18606442 (86902793-68296351) objects, 1(42) handoff, 8(29323) steal, 16/14/575 yields
    scvg56: GC forced
    scvg56: 0x0 MB released
    scvg56: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    scvg57: inuse: 2859, idle: 79, sys: 2938, released: 77, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    gc43(2): 2663027+38227+589 ms, 2573 -> 2561 MB 18855065 -> 18606225 (87151417-68545192) objects, 0(0) handoff, 12(31883) steal, 16/14/671 yields
    scvg58: GC forced
    scvg58: 0x1 MB released
    scvg58: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    scvg59: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    gc44(2): 1984356+34296+124 ms, 2565 -> 2561 MB 18715639 -> 18606069 (87260832-68654763) objects, 5461(618522) handoff, 7(34049) steal, 65132/64501/358465 yields
    scvg60: GC forced
    scvg60: 0x1 MB released
    scvg60: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 80, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg61: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 80, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc45(2): 2272276+33290+28 ms, 2568 -> 2560 MB 18774227 -> 18606046 (87428991-68822945) objects, 7(118) handoff, 8(23252) steal, 76/74/242518 yields
    scvg62: GC forced
    scvg62: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg63: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc46(2): 2263349+45268+209 ms, 2572 -> 2560 MB 18852221 -> 18606071 (87675167-69069096) objects, 0(0) handoff, 12(25397) steal, 16/5/3942 yields
    scvg64: GC forced
    scvg64: 0x0 MB released
    scvg64: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg65: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc47(2): 2100331+28022+67 ms, 2573 -> 2560 MB 18853336 -> 18606115 (87922433-69316318) objects, 10(73) handoff, 12(32271) steal, 106/85/185523 yields
    scvg66: GC forced
    scvg66: 0x0 MB released
    scvg66: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    scvg67: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    gc48(2): 2581304+51170+106 ms, 2574 -> 2560 MB 18878830 -> 18606038 (88195149-69589111) objects, 0(0) handoff, 9(91610) steal, 22/15/9452 yields
    scvg68: GC forced
    scvg68: 0x0 MB released
    scvg68: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    scvg69: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 78, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    gc49(2): 2657110+18875+131 ms, 2568 -> 2560 MB 18747664 -> 18605921 (88336776-69730855) objects, 1(4) handoff, 8(23697) steal, 16/14/281 yields
    scvg70: GC forced
    scvg70: 0x0 MB released
    scvg70: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    scvg71: inuse: 2858, idle: 80, sys: 2938, released: 79, consumed: 2858 (MB)
    gc50(2): 808025+7488+125197 ms, 2567 -> 2205 MB 18735373 -> 18605787 (88466229-69860442) objects, 2(27) handoff, 12(64617) steal, 16/14/172 yields
    scvg72: GC forced
    scvg72: 0x1 MB released
    scvg72: inuse: 2502, idle: 436, sys: 2939, released: 79, consumed: 2859 (MB)
    scvg73: inuse: 2503, idle: 435, sys: 2939, released: 79, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    gc51(2): 15653+1706+206 ms, 2224 -> 2205 MB 19750910 -> 18605928 (89611353-71005425) objects, 5(226) handoff, 13(87257) steal, 56/54/1324 yields
    scvg74: GC forced
    scvg74: inuse: 2502, idle: 436, sys: 2939, released: 78, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    scvg75: inuse: 2503, idle: 436, sys: 2939, released: 78, consumed: 2860 (MB)
    gc52(2): 419843+392+4020 ms, 2218 -> 2205 MB 19342320 -> 18605916 (90347746-71741830) objects, 3(47) handoff, 9(23969) steal, 32/23/235 yields
    scvg76: GC forced
    scvg76: 0x165 MB released
    scvg76: inuse: 2502, idle: 436, sys: 2939, released: 435, consumed: 2503 (MB)
    scvg77: inuse: 2503, idle: 435, sys: 2939, released: 435, consumed: 2503 (MB)
    gc53(2): 65345+787+3342 ms, 2235 -> 2205 MB 20360224 -> 18606043 (92102055-73496012) objects, 3(40) handoff, 12(7359) steal, 26/24/339 yields
    scvg78: GC forced
    scvg78: inuse: 2502, idle: 436, sys: 2939, released: 434, consumed: 2505 (MB)
    scvg79: inuse: 2504, idle: 435, sys: 2939, released: 434, consumed: 2505 (MB)
    gc54(2): 193955+494+166 ms, 2239 -> 2205 MB 20595929 -> 18606087 (94091942-75485855) objects, 3(122) handoff, 12(45015) steal, 16/14/428 yields
    scvg80: GC forced
    scvg80: 0x0 MB released
    scvg80: inuse: 2502, idle: 436, sys: 2939, released: 433, consumed: 2505 (MB)



  •  Could you make the raw data available, eg. lzma compressed? Thanks a lot.



  • @flop said:

    Lempel–Ziv–Markov chain algorithm

    I see what you did there.

    Anyway, the markov chain generator is available (Golang source code)
    Here's the TheDailyWTF corpus as well as the gzipped json file, compressed in the format requested.

    Fuck it, have some more markov chains:

    Soviut: You couldn't have let it drop. I stammer, "what did they duplicate things in those past data points (sorted) : 4, 4, 4, 4, 4, 2, 1. How can it be? merreborn : It's weird though. I like to respond to people on TDWTF are highly discouraged. The company had done), well, 3 months due another change to skip when reading, so each box labelled "rat poison". Why would a stack overflow exception occurs during processing. CheckStyle is actually a very specific, very isloated circumstances when people vote on it. I feel when I got C# project. :( :(

    Jaime: but shortly after that. My only idea would be enough to review your laws and a big part of my utterly arbitrary convention! Get out of the conversation proceed. The answer is: Cassidy is full of shit. I'm in a separate "light" runtime for web developers to address, marking wise.

    True, but he's well remembered because he has there ever been run.

    http://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ce57k8d5(v=VS.85).aspx Also not impressed with someone else. By looking at you. Everyone else is annoying? Writing programs that you sometimes use the WYSIWYG at the same boat if a developer working on the screen). Aside: This year you get 40% off and then tell him about script-fu, and count that thing with V for Vendetta . It can't figure out how to find an interpretation that a good one, but if that's also a large, gaudy memorial due to the ISP thread and then set it to another system which is within the text box that says that the expected

    tOmcOlins: Now that I can tell.

    TheCPUWizard: 1) Yes, there are bad coders, there are still gnarly edges, and the lowest price you want a half blocks to reduce the CPU the same company? Filenames allow the programmer was thinking he can't really interact with the neutral is usually fixed within a relational DB. fair enough. If it's saying that telnet is the only developer for a loooong time.)

    boomzilla: dhromed: Well I was asked why anyone would want a high level languages as Arabic or Hebrew, and I've never actually find out send codes to a combo-box, since it's that with the table that was this julius ceasar chap then? The dude who did have stock to people who claim "storage is cheap" often overlook something and having used VB before he got a $100 limit on quote blocks! Scroll scroll scroll your bar, gently down the helpdesk, to let a chance he'll get a laptop - spends a great fun for you to understand? The apparent definition

    RHuckster: I think that really consistently seriously wrongfoots Vista seems to me like she was really good.) MY BITCHING BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER

    Of course, there are 40 different routes I could do it by putting processing boxes in it is not the appropriate fashion. Mixing your presentation logic? For example right now I cannot speak to this vocal minority frequently thinks they're awesome. I got symbol not set. Heron: To me, it's giving special preference to more internationalization. As a matter of her system. I, for one, would prefer int a[ ] = \'\\\\\';\n out[ j++ ] = fmt[ i ];\n }\n continue;\n }\n\n switch ( objId.GetType().Name.ToLower() ) And no we weren't discussing whether blocking ads the day after Thanksgiving because otherwise

    blakeyrat: ... *shrugs* You make programming more difficult for someone who could possibly be interpreted from the java syntax for VB, Python, C, whatever... as long as I'm aware of mixing up your labor and depriving me of this last time I would not recommend them to new Git users, and I regularly read through it a try. It can be said that if he had to spend $240US each for a couple grams. Even the "Nope"?

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    swayde: i might re-trim the title bar when the original team WAS trained in the rant, now it's still a signature.

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    There's also the biggest stealth-troll, prompt the user contributed stores that don't. Here, the human scum they are not any. Compiler computes the value of pointers then? If you're rude and offensive.

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    snoofle: I'm still one more memory than all other tabs. Refresh. GOTO Middle click still works here, but I can tell.

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    amischiefr: ......... WinXP installed firewire drivers for quite some time on a standard PC, a Dell box?! "There's a certain large metals manufacturer? In order for any shift longer than a few features) then picked up the fight! This was supposedly an expert here.

    The_Assimilator: I'm surprised all the changes I was also surprised that people who post on the UK. I had to reload... Certified Internet Engineer (CIE)

    snoofle: private void CreateButtons_Click( object sender, EventArgs e) { boolean result = someFunc(...); Object l_objectResult; if (l_returnValueValue instanceof IIntReturnValue) { l_objectResult = l_exception; } } What will you know. No "You've requested to be available for php/mysql that does just-in-time searching for a company that was, so up until HTC did the conditional comments so now is better but I have mostly pirated games. I have a password. I'd go into the sun...

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    I've frequently said I wasn't happy because you can push up a photo, and get in, you're hosed. Unless of course I fixed it. The bank that they might have setup some Quake servers on DHCP: central management. You're the crazy pills than to point out SSDS and upload a fake scroll bar - I thought about this, but that's the thing called quoting...

    Daniel Beardsmore: Granted, it's more of a sink-or-swim method.

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    That's why I said flat-out: "I've had these sploits for sale, we offer both kinds. If it's hip to hate me in detail what's expected of those now and wait for a crow sized animal? I might take offense. I don't get how minor stuff they have ANY clue what you're saying it when a person who insists on 8 tables and indexes. Give the guy just gets old, ya'know?

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    kirchhoff: Questionable Content? Trendy, to a pointer to the crew of the world who would say this again: we're discussing Skyrim mods. Because Skyrim manages to be destroyed as it does prevent Omniture and probably others as well, even if we don't have nor want to happen, though) Is it just means older and their applications into shape, and at least one "meaningful" character is '^]'. NOTICE AUTH :*** Checking Ident NOTICE AUTH :*** Checking Ident (subsequent lines revealing an active maintainance contract). You could also be an instance a client site and obviously handle voltage regulation. If power is

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    I think there could be anywhere between a few emails go back in 2005, and I really am. I won't be broken into 3 second google query " java applet for site X" apps. On one model I hadn't seen DWTF before today when I say, because they are fools of themselves that their offices -and if there's something else a scumbag! :P

    Xyro: derula: There's already enough of a programmer as a bathroom. This past weekend, the kids have to wait for someone like that to be confident about keeping a copy of your shit. Sez you.

    On the QA person will last almost two week period have never even thought of .NET and we've had the corporate network though. From what I typed, then agreeing with what i use. javascriptvar e=prompt('Enter Code to get the picture it think Ontario) I live in an inaccessible secured location, but that output PCM audio at once, if I were hot. boomzilla: I think it's at the top couple stack frames. I have a serious justification for an empty list or w/e. They are trying to establish whether CC is a fairly effective (as long as you stick to dir

    asuffield: tster: (People always think of something that came to me in the right changes under the desk drawers, and the image that it just depends on three years without problems. Because 10 billion years' time is so fragile, so ephemeral... it arouses such a SQL command-prompt? Because real men insist on quoting the last one and one sends a batch script. In that case is Macromedia Fireworks? The product needs to fix it. mode: PRE tags, silly. :* -dh

    People still write poor quality code. Especially if the password database that contains definitions that need to smoke at work, because it works on old projectors from a different path sooner or later , then this looks optimal. We just had to walk away from its academic credentials, and its in the right thing for describing choreography. That would my rite-of-passage for this forum has changed and then pick those. Wait, no, it's a bigger, steamier pile of shit, especially if there's a manual on the Sphinx, but the erroneously omitted valid email address per inbox.) If the machine never

    snoofle: It turns out that we use Oracle. For these and experiment a bit more disjointed (you have to

    Lorne Kates: And to look elsewhere, but I haven't actually seen anywhere), that's up to 10 minutes to display in my experience, most buses make stops at places that don't have realtime stock reconciliation from fab plants or build anything. I see people in the open: a thread the other hand, all the code is broken, at least Inkscape is a Capital Improvement and the "Move" item there was this many replies :P: Ouch. I can't believe IE7 wins at something. You're Winner! Interesting... The / me thing is funny. Maybe the 0.00001% of users are merged, I create for

    Xyro: Master Chief: Juifeng: L.A. Noire (PC) has the lowest price than the extra layer of real estate agents' Jaffa aside? You notice the home page - except that the language a bit and so I know this, should they care about. You can't, but just tell them that yes, we all know, duplicating code is difficult to understand that nobody ever used does this. However, when it finally installed .NET the other day I die, which ironically would make it extremely impolite and douchey to spoil any sort of argument. Your weasel-words piss me off when you ZIP your

    dhromed: morbiuswilters: This also has bars that appear to have very little use for various size incidents ranging from 3 days per year. Send resume to..." Ri-ight... Even allowing for a particular blood test was the biggest feature of Vista reviews that I cannot think of all is reasonable, but has now been said before--accurate or not, but they can't pin anything on and some of these symbols show an annoying popup with the relatively short amount of usable standard GUI framework which cannot be fired for writing a web page - make your time. Take off every 'Div'. You

    Xyro: Mcoder, are you actually disagree with.

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    makito: I didn't need any features similar to the other hand, this is a member of society every day, fire up Internet Explorer, then they didn't call everyone not in fact get me out with the CTO, who is going to use the new stuff and examine it. http://www.archive.org/details/demo13-pict7 Desktop Search - Computing's EASY button ( Go wild^H^H^H^H figure )

    OzPeter: AssimilatedByBorg: Server (n): a computer that does not know to ignore things like hardcode system dependencies you're in a library like Prototype or MooFX... Of course, this is asp.net so it insulates the schema so that he doesn't belong on this forum really cares about xkcd will now haunt me in its name. You know, it may be, uh, overstatement). If you have wasted the last few characters seems silly to return a decimal? What language is not a meat. Beefburgers are made by one of the Boolean data type knowledge to get by with loose morals (which seemed

    I sure hope he read the whole profile of the prejudice against non-C syntax, but all the strands that were unprovable and not a phoney. If I wanted to start writing simple one-off logging implementations that users know how to do analysis based on HTML version 1. "What's coming our way? Is this the first episode of Dexter. Two months ago, which, in light of the screen. Merrily merrily merrily merrily,...... erm... don't know how to finish it! Life is Paula Beans? Is this [asteroid 2012 DA14] an effect of, perhaps, global warming? Or is this a bunch of friends

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    flabdablet: Daniel Beardsmore: Also, why is a sprawling mess and so on), and the first time doesn't mean they're worth something only poor drivers and/or crappy admins along with a bloated, hard-to-maintain, enterprisey Java servlet container. Jesus. I was stuck at this point, serial ports or drives the huge rant is that people who understood web development, I wouldn't have to return you an access list before I submitted, and what if you like) of the websites I use LunarPages and they're closing the key internal WTFy web application that will be ignored. I'm so sad. How can you check

    Fabian: What the User class; if that "stuff" worked we should use them) I use Ajax to wash themselves. "What's coming our way? Is this the worst health benefits. Plus, he wrote made no sense. I've always struggled with, and that the fact you can't name who, since I touched 105,000 lines out of them much faster that way."

    Zecc: I believe they are stronger than me. The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup. The dove drop something. The something on the streets are paved with gold chains and merged with Unicode, it became negative, but far too common. Just an observation I would list some of you who I think \w+z is a network of interdependent components that rely on the side panel because it doesn't _already_ do exactly what the current scheme. New stuff gets shoved into a problem in the mud an awful abuse of this land. I had to go to the Windows

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    zelmak: GNU Pepper: Beneficial - Knowledge saves Desktop Search - Computing's EASY button

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    amkeabhi123: Basically Indian are always true/false, redundant scope/namespace qualifiers, empty catch blocks, etc.. I may be unfamiliar with SSD myself, and here's a good programmer"? Or is this just some meteoric occasion?" -- Deb Feyerick, CNN Anchor.

    I suggest that whoever wears them in house. Reporting generation for a month at my leisure.

    scandoman: Sidenote: I love prepositions or

    I see it as if by "they" you mean to be able to figure out the hole in the subject. Typical. Signifies self-denial.

    Controversy aside, I don't know how unreliable ASP.NET can be solved.

    Putty uses select auto copy, and &middot; in the space shuttle on re-entry.

    Weps: With a little weird...

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    The descendants of Riva Iron-Grip??

    That's a pretty big WTF. Edit: you know, that seems reasonable. So I think you're properly putting yourself in the BeforeUnload handler stops. That includes not spending their lives depended on the DVR and box. It starts unzoomed, and as soon as you have classes, but either way, at the same way when using Git, it's the future of all webbing."

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    morbiuswilters: Sutherlands: Also, PHP is your question have you waited? Agile Team-Oriented Waterfall-Centric Cowboy Coder.

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    Sir Twist: IE7 requires fewer CSS tricks that should never happen, but if you want -- even though the worm had a problem. "What's coming our way? Is this building to a friend. Raped, beaten, tied up and keep bumping me out of sync (AppID 213196). Change number on server: 169452. Change number on client: 180841 appdatacache.cpp (520) : Assertion Failed: app info out of date, so crafting a detailed explanation of how much people shit on Windows computers out there .NET 3.0 is not a very solid DB if they or me?

    I had that kind of classmates advertisement (the folder -> school metaphor) Font/size of the browser. Maybe through one file to be at odds with it.

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    blakeyrat: but that's another gripe. "What's coming our way? Is this [asteroid 2012 DA14] an effect of, perhaps, global warming? Or is this industry is going, as I miss that this bug There's a reason (that I can be automated? Some can learn to trust that you can't pass in a well-written computer program be worried about the rest of the Winds You just need all the way. It's like money, except not 3", so after the other hand, even considering rewriting the interface does not match your earlier nonsense. I don't care much when nobody challenges the Greatest Video

    Oh, at every political forum questions. I need office-type software for POWER X Y system to report (log? web page? I find it quite funny :) Has anyone seen this before... Bah... Humbug.

    Ren: Yeah, you're spot-on. One of my college and I'm debugging it." Boss : "What's wrong with this? Obviously not. You would have revealed yourself to an extent, but I can think of one large bitmap scrolling slowly. For the desktop computer gamers. There's a good place for practicing theory as an option), so they're easier to find out there that will let you access Firefox through some old mail from our production codebase: ls */appmsg* C/appmsg02.c C/appmsg44ar.c C/appmsg4aj.c C/appmsg4c.c C/appmsg4n.c C/appmsg7b.c Include/appmsg43.h Include/appmsg4ac.h Include/appmsg4b2.h Include/appmsg4k.h Include/appmsg4yz.h C/appmsg05.c C/appmsg45.c C/appmsg4aq.c C/appmsg4d.c C/appmsg4p4.c C/appmsg7c.c Include/appmsg44a3.h Include/appmsg4ah.h Include/appmsg4b4.h Include/appmsg4m.h Include/appmsg7a.h C/appmsg3e.c C/appmsg46.c

    Xyro: Bulb: void *ptr = *(void **)&temp; Using the nice person who votes for Norway; No-one votes for a couple of seconds since 1970-01-01T00:00:00+0000). I quibble with your desktop (by about a company I worked in a different starting values between the front of a 16:9 ratio, that's a lot of fun for most, an ordeal (which it doesn't), integrated forum and added The One True OOP Way to write something like Linux much in the insurance companies, since the boxes are opened with FILE_SHARE_DELETE, and can somewhat explain why the "<option value=1>1</option>" style? Well, it's good practice in the

    bstorer: morbiuswilters: In fact, C made such an enemy, what was actually the same vast knowledge of Welsh tell me, where you do it effective in utilizing resources in fantastic new idea!" [Sanity Not Available until further notice. The trolls have won.]

    dhromed: Weng: aleph: Ctrl+Alt+Tab in Vista or 7. Since the dev lost his argument? I think TRWTF is Delphi. I love you. My Signature! Get your own!

    tster: I can help you know. DOA is right. These days, everything important is that distributed gets you. TRWTF might be ruined by the bug is rare. Maybe we're the good and reliable. 6 seconds was a junior dev. They asked a user can view as the first hit will be optimized with every keystroke ever made it when people first because they're incompetent morons.

    kirchhoff: The lone exception is thrown only if it's just popular because they're a small space and thus tricking the West Indians were in the first place? Honestly? Probably not.

    badcaseofspace: You will suffer. The company either as an integer column for the Seattle area, sadly. MY BITCHING BRINGS PEOPLE TOGETHER



  • May your forehead grow like the TableLayoutPanel and other hardware
    I hear that's a popular insult in some parts of the world.



  • You know what'd be cool? Something to turn $USER: into 'quote="$USER"' with appropriate closing quoting markup (perhaps at a random position from that point onwards), making it look like quoted text with suitable responses.

    Just sayin...



  • @Cassidy said:

    You know what'd be cool? Something to turn $USER: into 'quote="$USER"' with appropriate closing quoting markup (perhaps at a random position from that point onwards), making it look like quoted text with suitable responses.

    Just sayin...


    That would probably mean re-crawling the website. I just don't feel like doing that. 😕



  • @Ben L. said:

    @Cassidy said:

    You know what'd be cool? Something to turn $USER: into 'quote="$USER"' with appropriate closing quoting markup (perhaps at a random position from that point onwards), making it look like quoted text with suitable responses.

    Just sayin...


    That would probably mean re-crawling the website. I just don't feel like doing that. 😕

    Seems like you have the colons after their names, so you'd just have to watch for one of those to come up and act accordingly. Probably a false positive here or there, but given the shenanigans around here, what difference (at this point in time) would it make? This would mean updating the markov generator, but using the existing data. It looks like you've used a demo or something from go itself, but it looks pretty basic, so it shouldn't be too tough to hack that in.



  • So the idea here is you have a program spit out 50k of random bullshit and if you carefully read the entire thing there might be maybe one sentence that kind of gives you a chuckle perhaps?

    Good use of your time and RAM. I have to say: I am impressed with the shittiness of Go.



  • @boomzilla said:

    Seems like you have the colons after their names, so you'd just have to watch for one of those to come up and act accordingly.
     

    That was my thinking, but I thought it'd just be a matter of some string substitutions during the construction of the post, i.e.: processing at the output stage, not the input stage.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    So the idea here is you have a program spit out 50k of random bullshit and if you carefully read the entire thing there might be maybe one sentence that kind of gives you a chuckle perhaps?

    He's got a point, BenL. You're doing his schtick.



  • I wonder if SpectateSwamp would notice if we only posted on his thread using a Markov generator.



  • @mott555 said:

    I wonder if SpectateSwamp would notice if we only posted on his thread using a Markov generator.


    For best results, you'd probably have to run it as a daemon, so it responds to his posts. but it could work.



  • @blakeyrat said:

    So the idea here is you have a program spit out 50k of random bullshit and if you carefully read the entire thing there might be maybe one sentence that kind of gives you a chuckle perhaps?

    Good use of your time and RAM. I have to say: I am impressed with the shittiness of Go.

    Way back in the olden days of DOS I came across a program, I don't remember the name, but you fed it a text file and the program rearranged it.  Given a file of sufficient complexity and interesting content the results were often quite funny.  Or at least I thought so at the time.  I find Ben's to be quite disappointing.  But in all fairness, maybe it's the source material that he's working from that's the problem.  Or maybe I'm just not drunk enough to appreciate it.

     



  • @El_Heffe said:

    Or maybe I'm just not drunk enough

    There's no such thing as "too drunk to read TDWTF"



  • Well, I guess I'm amused by incoherent ramblings - because I've read this whole textdump, and laughed quite a lot.

    Sure, there's chaff in there, but in almost every paragraph there's something that is just on the edge of making sense - in a totally bizarre kind of way.



  • @El_Heffe said:

    Way back in the olden days of DOS I came across a program, I don't remember the name, but you fed it a text file and the program rearranged it.  Given a file of sufficient complexity and interesting content the results were often quite funny.  Or at least I thought so at the time.  I find Ben's to be quite disappointing.  But in all fairness, maybe it's the source material that he's working from that's the problem.  Or maybe I'm just not drunk enough to appreciate it.

    I think the effect is better in smaller doses and when you're expecting something coherent to begin with. Reading the giant wall of markov junk is like trying to read John Galt's speech. I just can't make it through the whole thing, and it all starts blending together after a bit.


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