This forum has not been sexy recently
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I have been absent recently as a result of terrible illness.
If spoiler tags work (they're not in preview) and you want to know, check it out. If both are false then you're boned
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Nothing remotely solid has come out of me since Sunday night. At this point my ass feels like a rentboy who's been double booked for every appointment, and all the punters have agreed to share.
[/spoiler]So that's why I haven't been answering summons recently, when I'm back on my feet and not walking like a penguin I will try and write another forum article to make up for my absence.
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spoilers are bbcode style, not SGML style...
but other than that.... umm...
get better soon. i'd give you a hug but.... nope... not the germs! the germs!
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Edited for the impressionable
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Invest in a cork? Or a [spoiler]purple dildo[/spoiler]?
The latter would almost certainly be [spoiler]solid when it comes out[/spoiler]. Presuming it doesn't dissolve in the interim that is...
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I just don't give a shit. but you don't either, so we are cool.
oh yes and get well.
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No joke, just get better soon. Whatever you have to do to get there.
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Whatever you have to do to get there.
And stop doing
whateverwhoever you had to do to get there.
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The latter would almost certainly be [spoiler]solid when it comes out[/spoiler]
Assuming it does and you don't have to go to the hospital.
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[/spoiler][spoiler]That's why butt plugs have a flare at the bottom. Learn the difference. Anal safety is srs bsns.[/spoiler]
