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whever thought a database server without any discs was a good idea?
the person who payed 100k for this piece of crap.....
where's me cluebat? i need to knock some clues into that moron.
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Is it a MySQL server using the Blackhole storage engine ?
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Is it a MySQL server using the Blackhole storage engine ?
That's like the coolest engine ever. No duplicate keys, no bad index performance, nothing.
The only thing is, now I want a Whitehole storage engine, that always has the data you need properly indexed, even if it was created in Arcturus.
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Racist.
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That's like the coolest engine ever. No duplicate keys, no bad index performance, nothing.
it's a database backed by
/dev/null
!The only thing is, now I want a Whitehole storage engine, that always has the data you need properly indexed, even if it was created in Arcturus.
ahh..... you want the
/dev/urandom
backed database....
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I guess you could put in 1 or 2 TB of battery-backed RAM...?
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Reminds me of the infamous MongoDB is web scale.
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I guess you could put in 1 or 2 TB of battery-backed RAM...?
if it had been specced for that i wouldn't be so angry......
given this particular vendor and the "inteligence" of the person who shelled out for the server i'm lucky the thing actually has processors
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@accalia said:
processors
Processors? You mean like Wordperfect 3.0? Sure, how many do you need?
FTFY..... i don't think this person ever moved beyond Windows 3.1....
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Well, Linux has virtual filesystems that can be used for just about anything (you can mount frickin Wikipedia as a folder and fetch articles by accessing files), so I could see "virtual databases" being a thing.
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