Guy next to me stinks like :shit: when he gets up from his seat
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No. Literally.
It smells like whenever he gets up.I wonder if he wipes his butt after he uses the toilet.
But he is a really nice guy so I haven't told him anything. I just have an air freshener on my desk between him and me.
What would you do?
Graphic description alert!
You know when all you ate was just some mild bread and you go to the toilet and it doesn't stink very much but when you ate some spicy Indian food your dumplings stink?
Yeah, that, every time he gets up.
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It's only certain types of food that will cause the odor.
For me, eggs are the worst culprit.
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your dumplings stink?
I'm not sure I get what you're referring to. Chocolate logs? Brown trout? Tijuana soft serve?
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I wonder if he wipes his butt after he uses the toilet.
More likely, he's one of those that wrapps half a roll around their hand yet miss when wiping, and then repeat...
(I know four actual living adults that do exactly this, no I will not entertain you with how I found out.)
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no I will not entertain you with how I found out.
Uhhh come on! Pwitty pwease with sugar sprinkles?
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Pwitty pwease with sugar sprinkles?
Oh, when you ask like that.... Magic. I used Magic to create a sentry golem to observe the state of the toilet paper and environmental status, as well as how often the toilet is flushed and other attributes, such as weight placed on the toilet.
From the data gained I extrapolated profiles of users based on weights and times present, adjusting for weight variances and other such fluff, and from there determined the waste-release habits of about 37 employees for this particular restroom.Some aspects of this telling may be exaggerated or embellished. I cannot be held responsible for any misinterpretation thereof.
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Admit it! You used a spy cam, there was no "extrapolation" necessary. ;-)
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I have been asked not to take off my shoes before. So I switched to sandals.
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In one of Retsupurae's long plays, one of the real boring ones, Slowbeef tells a story about a an employee who had to get talked to by management for blasting farts all day. It was pretty funny.
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I assumed you already owned one
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seen those booster prices?
No, but then my deck would probably get wiped clean from today's starter packs...
already owned one
Not the "spy" variety though. Besides, video data is a bit more difficult to statistically analyse than the other methods mentioned, mostly because the analog input has so much more noise to factor out...
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God damn it! You have to suck all of the fun out of it by taking me seriously ;-)
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taking me seriously
Aww, but Engine was so sure you would have made a comment about the noise...
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I wonder if he wipes his butt after he uses the toilet.
Is he really fat? He might have trouble reaching.
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might have trouble reaching.
This was my implication when I wrote:@Tsaukpaetra said:yet miss when wiping,